makes no cents Minecraft Servers

makes no cents Minecraft Servers

  • NoCentsCraft

    NoCentsCraft
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 509
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6795 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance like they at a rave. we got diamonds raining from the sky and lava that tastes like hot sauce. our mods are unicorns in disguise and our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely.

    build a house out of marshmallows and watch as it attracts a herd of rainbow sheep. go on quests to find the legendary golden potato and battle the evil chicken overlords who are trying to take over the server.

    don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja pandas who will protect your precious builds with their lives. join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. remember, exact change makes no cents on this server!

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  • CraftyCreeperCafe

    CraftyCreeperCafe
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 7221
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Runes Activated: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a restaurant for your virtual taste buds!

    Picture this: You spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly cow named Carl who offers to be your personal chef. He whips up the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off zombie waiters and skeleton sous chefs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Burger Challenge, where players must defeat the dragon while balancing a stack of burgers on their head. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft restaurant server and feast your eyes on the most insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Just don’t forget to tip your cow chef!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KaspyCraft: No Russian Ties!

    KaspyCraft: No Russian Ties!
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 3159
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how biden banned that kaspersky software? well, we got a minecraft server that’s so lit, even biden would wanna play on it! join us and build crazy stuff with your friends, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. plus, our server is so secure, even russia can’t hack it! come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our epic minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PresiCraft23

    PresiCraft23
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 3340
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Votes: 8036
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Zombie Dances: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of bacon! Why join? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do the moonwalk better than Michael Jackson. And guess what? That chicken is a mod on this server! Plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?) Let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun and laugh until your sides hurt. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

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  • Cove-Craft SMP 1.21: Where the creepers are polite and the Endermen bring you flowers.

    Cove-Craft SMP 1.21: Where the creepers are polite and the Endermen bring you flowers.
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 6738
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Potions Brewed: 71 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Cove Craft SMP

    Welcome to Cove Craft SMP

    Overview:

    Server Type SMP
    Community Size Smaller, looking to expand
    Player Requirements Age 18+, 3 days minimum playtime per week
    Server Reset Only on major updates

    Join Us:

    If you are interested in joining our community, you can join our Discord by clicking here and filling out our application. Once submitted, let us know and we will review it within 12 hours.

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    What type of server is Cove Craft SMP? Cove Craft SMP is a HermitCraft style server
    What are the player requirements to join? You must be 18+ and play a minimum of 3 days per week
    When is the server reset? The server is only reset on major updates (ex: 1.21, 1.22)

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  • CraftyControllerz Minecraft Server

    CraftyControllerz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 6594
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 New Chunks Explored: 589602
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally wacky Minecraft server where things are never as they seem! Want to move your character while pressing buttons? Well, you better be a master at Twister because that’s the only way to make it work here. We believe in pushing your coordination skills to the limit, so if you prefer using a Mouse+Keyboard, we’re sorry to say you might be a little loopy.

    But don’t worry, the madness doesn’t stop there. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while juggling TNT? You can do that here (but don’t blame us if things go boom)!

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server for an experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled in ways you never thought possible. See you in the game…if you dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineFunkG – Minecraft Server for Friday Night Funkin’ Fans

    MineFunkG – Minecraft Server for Friday Night Funkin’ Fans
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 1124
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! We’re not just about building blocks and surviving the night, we’re all about Friday Night Funkin’ madness! Join us for some funky fun as we discuss the game, fan-made creations, and all the crazy crossovers like TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

    Download and play the game to get in on the action, or dive into the modding community for some truly outrageous creations. Need help with mods? We’ve got resources galore, including the /funkg/ Mod Wiki and our handy link compilation.

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you build a funky fortress, battle grandpa mobs, and jam out to sick beats all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let’s get funky!

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  • WhaleWhispererMC

    WhaleWhispererMC
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 3093
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Votes: 2054
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic comic book collecting adventure in Minecraft history!

    Imagine traveling through virtual worlds, hunting for rare comic books with your friends. Forget about diamonds and emeralds, the real treasure on our server is that one issue you’ve been obsessing over for years. And who knows, maybe you’ll find it for a steal like our friend did for $2!

    But be warned, jealousy may ensue! Just like in real life, you might cry for two days straight if someone snags that coveted comic book before you do. And if you do manage to find it, watch out for your friends trying to steal it and start their own collection.

    So come join us on this wild ride of emotions, drama, and comic book collecting in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have rare comics, am I right? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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  • LoveCrafted Minecraft Server

    LoveCrafted Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 9793
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the married folks out there looking for some excitement. Join us and create unforgettable memories with your spouse as you navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious mishaps.

    Picture this: you and your spouse are mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire base! But don’t worry, because on our server, explosions are just the beginning of the fun. Your spouse will overlook your rookie mistake as you both laugh hysterically at the chaos unfolding around you.

    Or how about the time you accidentally hit your spouse with a pickaxe while trying to fend off a horde of zombies? It’s all part of the adventure on our server, where forgiveness is key and laughter is guaranteed.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the wild ride that is Minecraft marriage! Who knows, you might just uncover a diamond in the rough…or in this case, a diamond in the mine.

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  • OldCraft: No Kids, Just Blocks

    OldCraft: No Kids, Just Blocks
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 430
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Runes Activated: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a seasoned player with a love for Minecraft and zero mini miners running around? Then boy do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the average age is 40+ and the only screaming you’ll hear is from players falling into lava pits.

    Pros: – No kids means no interruptions while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds. – Mature players means mature conversations…or at least as mature as you can get in a world made of blocks. – No need to worry about your creations being destroyed by little hands who think TNT is just a fun toy.

    Cons: – You might feel a little out of place when all your fellow players start talking about their grandkids. – You might have to explain to younger players why you prefer a cozy cabin in the woods over a flashy modern mansion. – You might start feeling like the wise elder of the server, dispensing advice and wisdom to all the young whipper-snappers.

    So come join us on our server for the 40+ crowd, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the stories we tell about our real lives.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PhilippinePayouts

    PhilippinePayouts
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 769
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 247 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz it’s crazier than Philippines demanding China to pay for damage after some sea drama. like, we got more drama than a reality TV show, fam. u wanna build epic bases and battle it out with other players? we gotchu covered. plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a family reunion every day. come thru and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust.

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