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NoCentsCraft

Accuracy, Cash, Coins, Counting, Currency, DENOMINATIONS, DIMES, dollars, exact change, finance, financial literacy, makes no cents, Math, MONEY, nickels, NoCentsCraft, payment, pennies, quarters, small change, Transactions

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance like they at a rave. we got diamonds raining from the sky and lava that tastes like hot sauce. our mods are unicorns in disguise and our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely.

build a house out of marshmallows and watch as it attracts a herd of rainbow sheep. go on quests to find the legendary golden potato and battle the evil chicken overlords who are trying to take over the server.

don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja pandas who will protect your precious builds with their lives. join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. remember, exact change makes no cents on this server!

Pixelated Pop Stars: Minecraft Edition

Alstroemeria, Anime, comparison, Competition, dancing, Edition, Entertainment, episode 2, episode 3, girl group, Idol, japanese, L’Antiqa, Minecraft, Music, Performance, pixelated, pop, pop culture, singing, Stars, talent showcase, The iDOLM@STER Shiny Colors, Video, webm

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magic Items Found:	6864
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Forget about Alstroemeria, because L’Antiqa is where the real fun is at. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds. Mine them and become a real-life millionaire! – The mobs on our server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies instead of attacking you. Who needs hostile creatures anyway? – Our PvP battles are so intense, they’ve been known to break the space-time continuum. Don’t believe me? Just ask Steve from accounting. – We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted loot and magical potions. But shh, it’s a secret. Oops, I guess it’s not a secret anymore. – The admins on our server are actually wizards in disguise. They can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for. Last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up buried in a mountain of them.

So what are you waiting for? Join L’Antiqa today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the adventure of a lifetime! 🌟

ChunkyCraft: The Big Bitch Server

big, Bitch, body shaming, ChunkyCraft, controversial, cyberbullying, debate, discussion, fat, Fat Bitch, gender stereotypes, insult, internet culture, long trail, Misogyny, offensive language, online forum, online harassment, Server, social media, Thread, trolling, women’s issues

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	781324	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Welcome to our Fat Bitch Thread Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner chunkiness! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a giant floating slice of pizza in the sky, because why not? – Instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for giant chocolate bars and marshmallows to build your dream castle. – The mobs on our server are all dressed in tutus and tiaras, because even zombies deserve to feel fabulous. – Our PVP arena is a giant trampoline filled with slime blocks, so you can bounce your way to victory. – The only way to access our secret treasure room is by doing the Macarena dance in front of a painting of a dancing taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Fat Bitch Thread server and let the ridiculousness begin!

SlavCraft: Where Being Gay is the Epidemic and Building is the Cure

building, cultural norms, cure, discrimination, Diversity, eastern europe, environmental influences, Epidemic, Gay, Gender Roles, genetic factors, Homosexuality, Identity, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, mental health, minority groups, sexual diversity, sexual orientation, SlavCraft, slavs, social pressure, societal acceptance, Stereotypes, stigma

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Animals Bred:	111
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is THE place to be!

Join us and discover the legendary phenomenon of Slavs being gay! Yes, you heard it right. Our server is home to the most fabulous Slavs in all of Minecraft. What causes this epidemic, you ask? Well, some say it’s the magical powers of our server that turn even the most macho Slavs into fabulous divas.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride unicorns, slay dragons, and party with mermaids. Our server is like no other, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might just catch the gay Slav fever too!

CraftyCreeperz – 404

74045501, CraftyCreeperz, long trail tags, Numbers, previous, tags

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and the cows have PhDs in redstone engineering.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot fireballs from their eyes. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Nether Land, a dimension filled with candy cane trees and lava lakes made of hot sauce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword, because things are about to get WILD!

CraftyCables Minecraft Server: Because Ethernet is the Real MVP!

CraftyCables, Ethernet, ethernet benefits, ethernet cable, ethernet speed, ethernet vs wifi, Gaming, gaming experience, gaming lag, gaming latency, gaming network, gaming performance, gaming room, gaming setup, gaming technology, internet connection, LAN cable, Minecraft, mvp, network connection, online gaming, Online Multiplayer, real, Server, WiFi

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magic Items Found:	6528	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Farms Harvested:	901

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you the most EPIC gaming experience ever! 🎮🔥

Forget about ethernet cables, who needs them when you have our server with magical Wifi powers that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby’s bottom! 🧙‍♂️📶

Have a massive mansion that’s too big to run a LAN cable through? No problem! Our server has teleportation capabilities that will zap you right into your gaming room in no time! ⚡️🏠

Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure with unbelievable features that will blow your mind! 💥🌟

CuddleCraft: Where Minecraft Soldiers Get Cozy

Affection, Bonding, care, closeness, comfort, Companionship, Connection, Cozy, CUDDLE, CuddleCraft, Embrace, Empathy, feel better, healing, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, Relaxation, snuggle, soldiers, Support, warmth

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	6763	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ores Mined:	5758	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to our ultimate cuddle party Minecraft server!

Are you tired of fighting mobs and building boring structures? Well, on our server, we prioritize cuddling and making each other feel better!

Join us for a cuddle extravaganza where you can snuggle up with your fellow players and relax in our virtual cuddle puddle.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind, destress, and bond with other players in a cuddle-tastic environment.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s cuddle our way to victory!

Blocky Band Camp

achievement, Anime, Audition.., Band, blocky, Camp, Competition, determination, Drama, Failures, friendship, Hibike Euphonium, high school, Music, op, passing, perseverance, Rivalry, specific players, spoilers, success

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around spawn!

Rumor has it that THE OP accidentally leaked the audition results for a popular reality show, revealing that certain players have failed in the past. But who cares about reality TV drama when you can join our server and create your own DRAMA with your friends?

Join us for INSANE adventures, CRAZY builds, and a community that is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and experience the chaos for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

RomanianCraft: Where Insults are Just Blocks!

acceptance, blocks, coexistence, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, Europe, Immigrants, insults, integration, Multiculturalism, Nationality, prejudice, racism, RomanianCraft, Romanians, Social Issues, solidarity, Stereotypes, tolerance, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ores Mined:	8849
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we embrace all things Romanian! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Romanian players stumbled upon a magical portal in the game. They were transported to a land filled with endless diamonds, emeralds, and gold. But beware, there were also dragons, creepers, and skeletons lurking around every corner.

But fear not, for our Romanian players are FEARLESS warriors who will protect you at all costs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just think about this – would you rather have 2 million Romanians on your side, or 2 million Nigerians and Arabs? Yeah, that’s what we thought.

So come join our server and experience the MAGIC for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a castle made entirely out of diamonds or riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are ENDLESS. See you in the game!

Millie’s Mine-tastic Adventure: Not Like This!

14.4k ccv, 3D Debut, Adventure, beats rosemi, Elira, EN branch, long trail tags, Luxiem, milliebros, Millies, Minetastic, not like this, Peaks, Petra, save branch, Shut down, worst performing

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Crops Grown:	9656	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server’s 3D debut peaks at a whopping 14.4k concurrent viewers, beating out even rosemi’s 3D debut (and we all know how epic that was). And get this – we have Petra and Elira on board, making it even more epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server’s EN branch is on the verge of being shut down, but fear not, because only Luxiem can save the day with their mind-blowing 3D debuts. Join us now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and unforgettable memories. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today!

Crafty Creeper Summer Countdown

1. End of summer, 10. Vacation, 11. Travel, 12. Adventure, 13. Memories, 14. Fun, 15. Relaxation, 16. Sunshine, 17. Beach, 18. Outdoors, 19. Activities, 2. Summer, 20. Enjoyment., 3. Seasons, 4. Time, 5. deadline, 6. Goals, 7. Achievements, 8. Countdown, 9. Plans, countdown, Crafty, creeper, Summer

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the sheep are actually secret agents in disguise and the diamonds sing show tunes? Look no further, because our server is the place to be before the end of summer!

Join us for epic adventures where creepers throw surprise parties and endermen host cooking shows. Our mods are like magical unicorns granting wishes, and our players are all secretly wizards in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And did we mention that our chat is powered by rainbows and unicorns?

So what are you waiting for? Join us before the end of summer for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!