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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 4631 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Votes: | 7516 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
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Our server is a safe haven for those who value teamwork and communication, unlike some people we know cough OP’s husband cough. Build, mine, and explore with like-minded players who understand the importance of making decisions together as a family (of gamers, that is).
And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is deciding which enchanted sword to wield. So come join us and leave the financial woes behind – because let’s face it, who needs a GameStop credit card when you can trade diamonds with villagers?
