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The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

acclaimed book, best books, bestseller, blocky, book awards, book buzz, book critics, book lovers, book recommendation, book review, Bookworms, Incelyork Times, literary acclaim, literary community, Literature, Minecraft, must-read, New York Times, popular book, reading, Server, Times, top books, widely acclaimed

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP

action games, adventure games, animal games, Dangerous, dangerous fox, Fox, fox abilities, fox adventure, fox character, fox combat, fox games, fox hunting, fox powers, fox protagonist, fox role-playing, fox simulation, fox simulator, fox stealth, fox survival, games, Minecraft, Play, predator games, smp, stealth games, wildlife games

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Votes:	6872
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as a sassy, dangerous fox! That’s right, you can roam the lands with your cunning wit and sharp claws, causing chaos wherever you go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fox Queen, who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into foxes with just a flick of her tail. Will you dare to challenge her and claim the title of Fox King?

Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky chickens – they’re always up to no good!

CatWatch Minecraft Server

Accommodation, aita, Boundaries, cat behavior, cat shedding, cat sitting, CatWatch, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, pet allergies, pet care, pet ownership, refusing to watch partner’s cat, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, travel expectations

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Potions Brewed:	51
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy cat ladies like the one in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few psychotic meltdowns (but only from the creepers, not the players).

Looking for a server where you don’t have to babysit someone’s cat while they gallivant off to Japan? Look no further! Our server is cat-free (unless you count ocelots, but they’re much cooler anyway). Say goodbye to shedding, allergies, and crazy cat people demanding you stay at their house for weeks on end.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the burden of feline responsibilities. Who needs a pet when you can have a virtual world full of pixelated fun? Plus, we promise no one will blame you for not knuckling under to ridiculous demands – unless you count the angry mobs demanding you share your diamonds.

So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We can’t promise you won’t encounter any mental illness (those zombie pigmen can be pretty moody), but at least you won’t have to worry about watching someone’s cat while they jet off to exotic locales. It’s Minecraft madness at its finest – join us today!

CandleGateCraft

Asshole, bathroom, blowout, Boyfriend, Burning, candle, CandleGateCraft, Cloudy, Communication, Considerate, crazy, doormat, Girlfriend, House, lit candle, mad, misunderstanding, scented candle, smoke, smoke alarm, wicks

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Void Armor Forged:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment

chilling, Dangerous, disturbing behavior, manipulative, meeting people, oh shit moment, OhShitMoment, Personality Disorder, PsychoCraft, psychopath, red flags, smp, unsettling

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Villages Defended:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Animals Bred:	189	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with a bunch of certified psychopaths! From lava traps to TNT cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, never knowing if your fellow players are plotting your demise. Who needs trust when you can have constant paranoia instead?

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everyone is just one step away from going full-on psycho. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

PixelLoveCraft

Affection, Bonding, closeness, comfort, Connection, deep conversation, emotional connection, Empathy, eye contact, friendship, Intimacy, non-sexual intimacy, personal space, physical touch, PixelLoveCraft, sharing secrets, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability, warmth

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
New Chunks Explored:	700087	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ores Mined:	1289
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel closer to your fellow players than ever before? Look no further! Our server is so intimate, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a virtual hug with every block you break.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll swear you can hear the pixels whispering sweet nothings to you as you build your dream castle.

So come on, join us and experience the most intimate Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve felt the warm embrace of our virtual world.

CraftyRapeLawsInIndia

advocacy, consent, CraftyRapeLawsInIndia, criminal justice, domestic violence, gender equality, gender-based violence, Government, Harsh, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, justice system, law enforcement, legal reform, marital rape, outlawed, patriarchy, sexual assault, social justice, victim advocacy, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where anything goes, just like the government in India thinking marital rape is A-OK!

On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!

NoRoyalKingLineage

Ancestry, common surname, European surname, family history, Family tree, Genealogy, heritage, History, King, Koenig, König, Koning, last name, lineage, non-royal, NoRoyalKingLineage, Royal lineage, surname, surname meaning, surname origins

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1990
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE with the last name King, König, Koning or Koenig is treated like ROYALTY! even if they never had any royal lineage, we will make you feel like the KING (or queen) you were always meant to be!

imagine ruling over your own kingdom, complete with diamond thrones and creeper bodyguards. build majestic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle dragons with your fellow royal family members.

but beware, there are rival families out to steal your crown and claim the throne for themselves. form alliances, wage wars, and show them who the REAL king (or queen) is!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the reign of the Kings, Königs, Konings, and Koenigs begin!

Tiny Tots Crafty Crew

Behavior, Classrooms, Crafty, CREW, Development, discovery, early childhood, education, Kids, learning, molecules, movement, movement patterns, Observation, patterns, Physicists, preschool, research, Science, Similarities, study, Tiny, tots, water vapour

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Towns Built:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a preschool classroom kid and move like water molecules in da air! it’s like u in science class but way more fun cuz u can build stuff and blow stuff up! trust me, da physicists approve dis message. so come on and join da madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Enchanted Factions

Challenges, Custom Enchants, custom structures, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Experience, Factions, Gear, Ip:, Land Claim, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Missions, Players, Premium, quests system, Raiding, Rewards, Slots, Survival, Towns, Treasures, Version, Villages

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3686
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

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Custom Enchants – Discover hundreds of unique enchantments to make your gear even more powerful! Land Claim – Secure your land, build towns and villages, and protect them from other players! Custom Structures – Explore beautifully crafted and dangerous structures generated across the world, full of treasures and challenges you won’t find on regular servers! Quests System – Dive into intricate quests that guide you through the world, offering unique tasks and valuable rewards! Events and Special Missions – Participate in regular events, win prizes, and become a legendary survivor!

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