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DadSaysNoToDinner

Birthday, birthday celebration, blended family, Body Worlds exhibit, celebration, college transition, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadSaysNoToDinner, Disappointment, experiences, family, father daughter relationship, long-distance relationship, Memories, quality time, Rainforest Cafe, stepfamily, vacation

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	New Chunks Explored:	752440
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7596	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragons Tamed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your dad drama? Look no further! Our server is like a rainforest cafe for your soul, with surprises around every corner.

Join us for epic adventures and unforgettable memories, unlike the lame Walmart cake your dad is offering. Our Body Worlds exhibit is out of this world, and our $20 tickets are a steal compared to the emotional toll of family drama.

Forget about brunch with your dad, come brunch with us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. And if your dad tries to ruin it, just build a virtual wall and block him out.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

CraftyLaughs Minecraft Server

amusing, Chuckle, Clever, Connection, CraftyLaughs, Creative, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, internet, JOKE, LAUGH, lol, Minecraft, name.., Network, Server, Technology, WiFi, wireless

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	3016
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	New Chunks Explored:	525621

Have you ever seen a WIFI network name that made you spit out your drink from laughing so hard? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft server and experiencing that level of hilarity 24/7! Our server is like a comedy club on steroids, with jokes flying left and right as you mine, build, and battle your way to victory. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to LOL your way to Minecraft greatness!

DreamJobCraft

career satisfaction, creativity, dream job, DreamJobCraft, following your heart, fulfillment, Happiness, love, no object, non-traditional job, Passion, personal fulfillment, pursuing dreams, Pursuing passion, pursuing your passion, Self-expression, unconventional career, unconventional choice, unconventional job, unconventional path, unique career

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Star Shards Collected:	54
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest dreams!

Imagine a world where you can be a professional unicorn wrangler, a professional banana peeler, or even a professional cloud sculptor. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you embark on crazy adventures and meet wacky characters along the way. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving or become the world’s first professional llama whisperer.

So what are you waiting for? Leave reality behind and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience like no other!

RussianFireCraft Server

artillery factory, Blaze, Damage, deep inside, Destruction, Disaster, emergency, Engulfs, explosion, extinguish, Fire, Firefighters, flames, Industrial, Inferno, investigation, recovery efforts, russia, RussianFireCraft, safety precautions, Server, smoke

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	7686

Yo, so like, imagine this: there’s this crazy Minecraft server where you can build your own artillery factory deep inside Russia. But get this, there’s a twist – there’s FIRE everywhere! Like, the whole place is engulfed in flames, but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

Join this server if you wanna feel the heat and challenge yourself to survive in the midst of chaos. Build your factory, dodge the flames, and see if you can come out on top as the ultimate artillery master. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna say they survived a fire in Russia while playing Minecraft? It’s like, the ultimate bragging rights.

So come on, join the madness and see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery artillery factory deep inside Russia. It’s gonna be a wild ride, but hey, that’s what Minecraft is all about, right? Let’s do this! 🔥🔥🔥

Zelenskyy’s Weaponized Peace

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, effective weapons, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, Peace, peace negotiations, peace talks, political rhetoric, president, restrictions, russia, Statement, Ukraine, War, Weaponized, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, right? but then, out of nowhere, a wild zelenskyy appears and starts spouting off about using weapons and seeking peace. like, what even is happening, bro?

but here’s the deal: on our server, we have NO restrictions on using weapons. that’s right, you can go full-on Rambo mode and blow stuff up to your heart’s content. and get this, the more chaos you cause, the more likely russia will seek peace. it’s like reverse psychology but with explosions.

so, if you wanna join a server where you can unleash your inner warrior and maybe even bring about world peace through sheer destruction, then this is the place for you. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s blow stuff up and make zelenskyy proud!

BelievableBlocks

BELIEF, BelievableBlocks, cognitive bias, Communication, critical thinking, Deception, dog-whistles, Gaslighting, ideological, indoctrination, Manipulation, mind control, Misinformation, Persuasion, persuasion tactics, Politics, Propaganda, Psychology, rhetoric, skepticism, social influence

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ores Mined:	746
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club for all your blocky dance needs.

but wait, there’s more! our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. need diamonds? poof, they’re yours! want to ride a dragon? no problem, just ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken? yea, that’s right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. it’s like a minecraft player’s dream come true!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Townthrive: Where even the creepers are involved in geopolitics! 1.20+ Java/Bedrock server with Earth Map, Towny, and Movecraft!

[core protect], bedrock, Council, CREEPERS, Discord, Earth, Earth Map, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Griefers, HACKING, Involved, java, Javabedrock, Map, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, proximity voice chat, PvP, Server, smp, TownThrive, Towny, Vanilla, War, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

TownThrive Minecraft Server

Discord: https://discord.gg/GF7t8s5NJV

Looking for a unique and fun Minecraft server? Come join TownThrive! TownThrive is a self-hosted server at home and is a passion project with a focus on geopolitics and diplomacy. Join our community and enjoy a server with light rules but a vibrant playerbase.

Version: 1.20+ for Java and Bedrock

Features

Core Protect	Hacking and griefers are handled efficiently with this plugin
Towny	Create nations and towns in this Geopol server
Movecraft	Build trains, planes, cars, etc with this vanilla plugin
No chat report	Communicate hassle-free with other players
Responsible staff	Our council ensures a fair and enjoyable experience
No Pay to Win	Donations only provide access to for-fun features
Voice chat	Optional proximity voice chat for interactive gameplay

Join the discord to get whitelisted and start your adventure on TownThrive!

FAQ

1. How do I join TownThrive?

Join our Discord server and get whitelisted to start playing on TownThrive.

2. Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and Wars are allowed on TownThrive to create an interesting environment.

3. How many players are typically online?

We have an active playerbase with a low of 15 and a high of 40 players online at any given time.

4. Are there specific rules on the server?

We have light rules on TownThrive, focusing on creating an enjoyable and fair gameplay experience for all players.

PortCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crimea, eastern europe, Europe, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, invasion consequences, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, nato, political analysis, Politics, PORT, PortCraft, russia, Server, strategy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can conquer new territories and make questionable political decisions? Look no further! Join our server and invade Ukraine for a chance to secure a port in Crimea and stop NATO expansion. But be warned, you might end up with no port and even more NATO presence in the region. Don’t worry though, our players in /pol/ think you’re totally winning. So come join us for some hilarious geopolitical mishaps and chaotic fun!

VT Defenders Minecraft Server

Analysis, challenge, commentary, competitive, DEFEND, defend this, Defenders, Entertainment, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, reaction, review, Server, strategy, Technology, video game, virtual reality, vr, VT

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard, typing away furiously to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have somehow learned how to wield swords and ride pigs into battle. You’ll never know when a gang of sword-wielding chickens will come charging at you, ready to take you down in the most ridiculous way possible.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also haunted by a ghostly cow who loves to prank unsuspecting players. You’ll be mining away peacefully when suddenly your pickaxe will turn into a rubber chicken, courtesy of our ghostly cow friend.

So come join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CousinCraft: Grow Up Edition

Boundaries, child behavior, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, CousinCraft, Edition, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, financial struggles, Frustration, generational differences, grow, houseguests, living arrangements, Maturity, parenting, personal space, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling dynamics

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, just like a soap opera! We’ve got cousins, aunts, uncles, and even grandchildren all living under one virtual roof. Watch as they fight over resources, argue over who gets to use the enchanted table next, and try to be the boss of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server also comes with a special feature – the Bad Parenting Plugin. Witness firsthand as our players neglect their virtual children, eat all the virtual food, and let the virtual house become a virtual mess. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and entertainment 24/7? AITA for inviting you to join this crazy server?