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Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals

Beliefs, BIBLE, Christianity, Church, church politics, Community, CONSERVATIVE, Crafty, cunts, evangelicals, evangelism, FAITH, GOD, Jesus, morality, PRAYER, Religion, religious freedom, spirituality, Traditions, VALUES, Worship

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Votes:	9711
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are the Evangelicals in your area too boring for your taste? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness! Our Evangelicals are known for throwing wild parties in the virtual world, where they trade enchanted items for dance moves and battle creepers with holy water. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most outrageous Evangelical community in Minecraft!

StellarisNoobs Minecraft Server: “I have never played a single game of stellaris without using… LOL”

Addictive, Customization, Diplomacy, empire-building, endless possibilities, Galaxy, Game, Gaming, grand strategy, Immersive, lol, Minecraft, multiplayer, peafowl profile, Played, role playing, Sci Fi, Server, single, Single player, space exploration, stellaris, StellarisNoobs, strategy game, Technology, Using, video games, WARFARE

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Love Letters Sent:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft like a normal person? Do you crave chaos and unpredictability at every turn? Then come join our server where we embrace the madness!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of pink llamas start raining from the sky. Or how about stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers? Anything is possible on our server!

And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, except way more ridiculous.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server. Just remember, anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Let the craziness begin!

Crafty Jerk’s Epic Revenge – Minecraft Server for Petty Players

Apology, Crafty, cyberbullying, digital communication, Epic, friendship, internet etiquette, jerks, Minecraft, MISTAKES, online accountability, online behavior, online behavior reflection, Online Community, online conflict, online consequences, online drama, online friendships, online interactions, online negativity, online relationships, online reputation, Petty, Players, regret, Revenge, Server, social media

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of losing potential friends because you can’t control your inner troll? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a huge asshole is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us and let your inner jerk shine as you make enemies left and right. Who needs friends when you can have enemies, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where every time you insult someone, a magical rainbow unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But seriously, join us and let the drama unfold as you become the ultimate online villain. Who needs potential friends anyway when you can have a reputation for being a total jerk? Join now and let the trolling begin!

Masked Miners: Where Creeper Drama Meets Crazy Manga Adventures!

Act-Age, Acting, Adventures, art form, CHANGE, crazy, creeper, culture, Development, Drama, generation, Glass Mask, Japan, Manga, Mangaka, Masked, Media, meets, miners, Novels, Oshi no Ko, Parody, Radio, society, storytelling, television, Tropes, ww2

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Farms Harvested:	404	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a manga come to life, with crazy twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Just like how Glass Mask showcased the changing culture of Japan after WW2, our server will showcase the ever-evolving world of block-building adventures. From running to school with bread in your mouth to crushing on the captain of the pixelated soccer club, our server has it all!

Don’t take the world of Minecraft for granted – join our server and see how quickly things can change in just one generation. Who knows, maybe you’ll grow up dreaming of being a blocky mangaka creating epic stories in our virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Sluts & Addicts: WMAF/BWC Edition

Addicted Sluts, addicts, Asian girls, bwc, Confessions, Crafty, Edition, Family secrets, Forbidden, forbidden desire, forbidden fantasies, forbidden love, forbidden pleasures, Forbidden relationships, interracial, Lust, power dynamics, sexual exploration, sister, Sluts, Submission, taboo, white men, WMAF, WMAFBWC

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Buildings Constructed:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got asian girls who are all about that white boy love! Share your craziest stories and pics of asian girls in your life who can’t resist a good ol’ white man.

One player even shared a story about his little sister getting down with a white dude in a diamond armor suit – talk about a love story for the ages! Join us for some scandalous fun and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Brexit: Where I Fixed Europe and Built a Better World in Minecraft

1. Europe, accomplishment, achievement, blocky, brexit, built, Development, Diplomacy, Economy, Europe, Fixed, improvement 2. European Union, leadership 3. Progress, Minecraft, Politics, Repair, restoration, success, world

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1220	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6578	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have fixed Europe! No more pesky glitches or boring landscapes, we’ve turned Europe into a land of endless adventure and excitement.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself embarking on epic quests to slay dragons in the Eiffel Tower, or mining for diamonds in the ruins of the Colosseum. Our custom-built villages are filled with quirky NPCs who will trade you rare items for the most ridiculous things, like a stack of cooked chicken or a selfie with a creeper.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world, and it’s up to you to stop them before it’s too late. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of a fixed Europe like never before!

Blocky Banter Blvd

ai art, algorithmic art, Artificial Intelligence, banter, bing.com/create, blocky, blvd, computer vision, creative coding, creativity, dall e, deep learning, design, digital art, Graphic design, Image Generation, image processing, innovation, machine learning, neural networks, Technology, Thread, visual art

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	205	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	186	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, unicorns roaming the land, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Will Still Be Running in 2024

2024.., Beliefs, Bigotry, Christianity, close-minded, Crafty, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, FAITH, Gay, ignorance, intolerance, judgmental, LGBTQ, long trail tags, McCraftface, offensive, Religion, Running, Server, still believing in Jesus, stupid, tags

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is from the FUTURE – 2024 to be exact! We’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even talking creepers! And if you still believe in Jesus, well, you might just find him mining diamonds in our virtual world. So come join us for a wild ride through time and space – just don’t forget your tin foil hat!

Socially Awkward Crafters: Where avoiding people is a skill!

anxiety, avoidance, avoidance behavior, avoidance patterns, avoidant personality disorder, Avoiding, awkward, coping mechanisms, Crafters, fear, ISOLATION, mental health, people, Problems, running away, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-destructive behaviors, skill, social anxiety, socially, Support, Therapy

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crops Grown:	5728

Are you tired of dealing with real-life responsibilities and interactions? Do you find yourself constantly running away from everything like a chicken with its head cut off? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where you can avoid all your problems, just like the owner who also has avoidant personality disorder! We promise you won’t have to face any pesky responsibilities or social interactions here. In fact, we encourage you to run away from everything, even yourself!

So come join us on this wild adventure of avoidance and escapism. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to hide in?

Blocky Blunders: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience!

Accuracy, Authenticity, BELIEF, blocky, Blunders, confirmation, credibility, Debunking, doubt, Evidence, Experience, fact-checking, inquiry, investigation, is this true, Minecraft, proof, Questioning, Server, skepticism, trustworthiness, Truth, Ultimate, uncertainty, validity, Verification

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a pig through a maze of exploding creepers, battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!