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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Abuse, aggression, animosity, bullying, childhood trauma, Conflict, Confrontation, grudge, Harassment, intimidation, Mikeneko, Minecraft, nekofami, PALS, PIXEL, Resentment, RETALIATION, Revenge, Rivalry, sakufami, Sakuna, Server, Vengeance, victimization

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of being bullied by Sakuna on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, Sakuna is too busy getting schooled by Mikeneko in epic Minecraft battles! Join us for a chance to witness this epic rivalry unfold in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the power to turn into a cat and troll Sakuna with your feline antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the ultimate nekofami vs sakufami showdown!

The State of X (Minecraft SMP)

controversial content, coomers, cuck porn, decades old memes, divisive content, Gay, gross content, internet culture, Lgbt, mentally ill, Minecraft, offensive content, online behavior, onlyfans, political memes, shitskins, smp, social media, State, state of X, tranny, twitter, white boomers

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Mines Excavated:	3475	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builds and no excitement? Look no further than X SMP! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the internet, with memes from decades ago and outrageous content that will leave you laughing for days.

Join us if you’re a white boomer looking for some spicy OnlyFans content, or a gay tranny lgbt coomer ready to embrace your inner Minecraft warrior. Our community is a melting pot of craziness, with mentally ill shitskins adding a touch of chaos to the mix.

So why wait? Join X SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Left Stick Minecraft Server

30 feet away, Character, character movement, game controls, Game Mechanics, game movement, game starting point, game tutorial, game tutorial distance, game tutorial location, game tutorial mechanics, left, left stick, left stick controls, Minecraft, movement, Server, starting point, Stick., tutorial, tutorial controls, tutorial distance, tutorial distance from starting point, tutorial location

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic tutorials? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous tutorial you’ve ever seen! Picture this: your character starts the game and immediately has to travel 30 feet to learn how to move with the left stick. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and make you work for your knowledge! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected challenges and absurd tutorials. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP – General Wuthering

Android, Arena Combat Event, banner, codes, Commission Event, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, general, Ios, Jiyan, Map, Media Contents, Minecraft, News, Official twitter, Platforming Event, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, Sign-In Event, smp, special event, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Waves, weapon banner, windows, Wuthering, wuthering waves, wuwa

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	199	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! Join us at Wuthering Waves for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, a giant Resonator appears out of nowhere! But don’t worry, Jiyan is here to save the day with his epic showcase. And let’s not forget about the insane events happening on the server, like the Parade of Stars where you can level up like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special weapon banners like the Verdant Summit Broadblade that will make you the envy of all your friends. And who can forget about the Lollo Compaign Rerun event where you can complete outrageous commissions for epic rewards?

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Wuthering Waves for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

He’s Right Minecraft Server

alternative media, comedian, critical inquiry, establishment, Hes, hot wings, Jewish, joe rogan, kikes, MAGA moment, mainstream media, Minecraft, NBC News, podcasting, presidential elections, Prime energy drinks, relatable, revolution, Server, shills, system politicians, trump, truth-tellers

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make the 2024 presidential elections look like child’s play! Forget mainstream media, we’re the truth-tellers here, exposing all the juicy secrets of the world. Our podcasters are so edgy, they make politicians sweat just thinking about answering their questions – or maybe they’ll just challenge them to a hot-wing eating contest instead. Who needs critical inquiry when you can have a comedian chugging Prime energy drinks with a politician? This server is where the real revolution is happening, where even the most establishment politicians become “relatable.” So come on in and join the fun – we promise it’ll be a MAGA moment you won’t forget!

Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

fucking, GOD, Minecraft, smp, windows

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4678
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

ASTRUM – Vanilla Minecraft server! Minecraft server

ASTRUM, banner, city system, Events, fbi, gameplay, INTERESTING, Large Online, License, Mechanics, minecraft server, MINISTERS, No Donations, No Dupe, No Private, no privates, No pvp, No unnecessary commands, Pirate, Roleplay, RP elements, semi-rp, Survival, unique mechanics, Vanilla, Whitelist, wikipedia

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Runes Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

There are no privates or unnecessary commands on the server, like (/spawn, /kit and other garbage)! No license required to enter! The server adheres to vanilla, but at the same time has unique mechanics that make the gameplay more interesting.

You can find out more about them on our Wikipedia!

The server is a vanilla semi-RP project, that is, it contains RP elements that are optional. This means that the server has the FBI, Ministers, a city system and other interesting mechanics.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

agdg, amateur game development, Archive, b4k, Demo Days, github, halloween jam, helpful links, How to WebM, itch.io, Jam, Minecraft, obsproject, PALS, PIXEL, Programmers, Recap, Resources, Server, steam games, Steam Games by AGDG, webm, WebM converter, webmcam

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4752	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot! Or how about building a giant roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and waterfalls? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Programmer Edish Demo Days where you can showcase your coding skills in a virtual world. And don’t forget about our Halloween Jam, where the spookiest builds win epic prizes!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

The Tall Guy in Minecraft SMP

177cm, dating deal breakers, dating preferences, dating standards, guy, height discrimination, height expectations, height preference, height qualifications, height requirements, height specifications, height standards, Minecraft, minimum height requirement, partner criteria, partner expectations, Personal preferences, physical attributes, relationship criteria, relationship standards, smp, societal norms, Tall

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	166

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of shorties running around? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a minimum height requirement of 177cm! Why, you ask? Because only the tallest players can reach the highest blocks and claim the best loot!

Join us on this epic adventure where giants roam the land and tiny players are banished to the depths of the mines. Don’t be left behind, join our server and show everyone that size really does matter in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret entrance to the hidden tall people’s kingdom where diamonds rain from the sky and trees grow upside down.

So what are you waiting for? Stretch those pixels and join our server today! Just remember, if you’re not at least 177cm tall, you might want to bring a step ladder.

Mourn for Peace Minecraft Server

autism spectrum, children, civilians, combatants, compassion, Conflict, glare, Israeli forces, kaddish, Men, Minecraft, mourn, mourning, names, Peace, Praying, praying for all, Remembrance, Server, standing up, Temple, Understanding, weekly ritual, Women

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Animals Bred:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	842	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our server where we embrace the chaos and have a blast!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas in tuxedos start dancing around you, dropping emeralds as they go. Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen?

But that’s not all! Our server is also a safe space for all, including those on the autism spectrum. We welcome everyone with open arms and encourage you to be your true, quirky self. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!