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Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

4chan, AMA, American, american culture, Average, Average American, cheap microwave dinners, condoms, Crafty, daily routine, food pantry, get a massage, go home, local pedophile, Make Out, meet girlfriend, Minecraft, putting stickers on signs, relationship goals, Server, skip class, Social Activism, trollface shirt, Wake Up, walk around town

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7236
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Towns Built:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

/tp @p ~ ~ ~ 1000000000 miles away Minecraft SMP

Affection, buss, butterfly kiss, canoodle, Embrace, Eskimo kiss, french kiss, kiss, Kissing, lip lock, love, Make Out, Miles, Minecraft, necking, pda, peck, Petting, romance, Smooch, smooching, smp, snog

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

What’s the tea, sis? Join our Minecraft SMP for some smoochy smoochy action! Our players are always ready to pucker up and show some love. Who needs diamonds when you can have kisses, am I right? So come on over and get ready to plant some virtual smooches on your fellow players. It’s a love fest like no other!

PutinCraft2020

collusion, Communication, controversial, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, election loss, foreign relations, international affairs, News, phone calls, political leaders, president, Presidential election, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, united states, us politics, White House, world leaders

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5540
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Villages Defended:	15

so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future

#sustainability, balance, blocky, carbon footprint, cattle, climate change, Earth, Earths, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Future, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, human population, Humanity, INCREASE, Livestock, overpopulation, population growth, Sheep, vital signs

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2588
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

LOLZ come join dis server where we gotz da craziest balance of human population and animals yo! we gotz 200,000 peeps poppin up every day like mushrooms after da rain, and 170,000 cows and sheep joinin da party too! our greenhouse gas emissions be breakin records like a boss! come join da fun and help us tip da scales of humanity’s future, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌍🔥🐄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

Blocky Manga Minecraft Server

2024.., action, Adventure, Anime, blocky, Characters, comedy, comics, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Issue 45, japanese, magazine, Manga, manga artists, Minecraft, Popular, Serialized, Server, SHONEN, Stories, Weekly publication, Weekly Shonen Magazine

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!

Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition

#FantasyGP, adrian newey., Alpine 100 Race Plan, Bull, Domination, Edition, F1 title, Fernando Alonso, Formula, formula one, general, haas, Lewis, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, mclaren, Mercedes, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, Pierre Wache, Ralf Schumacher, red, red bull, RELENTLESS, robbed, smp, United States Grand Prix, wake, WCC Standings, WDC Standings, WEC Standings.

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Emeralds Found:	4174	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ores Mined:	8936	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than the Alpine 100 Race Plan? Join our server where the WDC standings are decided by who can build the most epic base and the WCC standings are based on who can mine the most diamonds!

We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!

Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

NoSoloMinecraftServer

25F, 25M, apartment, DATING, graduate student, guest, House, kitchen, long-term partners, NoSoloMinecraftServer, ontario, partner, private items, rent controlled, roommate, roommates, snooping, Unattended, UNCOMFORTABLE, University, Valuables

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crops Grown:	4235

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of living with roommates who bring their significant others over without asking!

Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.

But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

MommaDramaCraft

childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, emotional scars, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family relationships, gender bias, gender disappointment, lack of compassion, lack of love, maternal disappointment, maternal favoritism, MommaDramaCraft, parental expectations, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, sibling jealousy, sibling rivalry

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the gender disappointment of your parents! Our server is filled with adventures, treasures, and no gender bias!

Imagine a world where you are the favorite child, where you get all the gifts and attention you deserve. On our server, you can be the star of the show, just like Lily in real life. No more feeling left out or unloved, because on our server, you are the chosen one!

So come join us and leave behind the family drama. Build your own kingdom, find hidden treasures, and be the hero of your own story. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the gender disappointment behind!

MovieMagicMinecraftSMP

cinematic exaggerations, cinematic fantasies, cinematic myths, dramatic climaxes, dramatic twists, exaggerated action sequences, exaggerated romance, fantasy elements, far-fetched storylines, fictional events, fictional plot devices, Hollywood exaggerations, implausible scenarios, improbable coincidences, larger-than-life characters, movie cliches, MovieMagicMinecraftSMP, over-the-top drama, unbelievable plot twists, unrealistic outcomes, unrealistic scenarios

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	5991

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas riding pigs come charging at you, demanding to join your faction because they heard you have the best parties in town. And that’s just the beginning! We have secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos in the Nether, and even a pet chicken that can do the floss dance. So if you’re ready for non-stop action and hilarity, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MisunderstoodCraft

complexity, Connection, deep emotional connection, Depth, depth of feeling, emotions, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Meaningful, misunderstood, MisunderstoodCraft, Passion, Personal, perspective, Significance, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unique, VALUES

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Votes:	8737	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of trying to explain your love for Minecraft to your non-gamer friends? Look no further, because our server is the place where your obsession is not only understood but celebrated! Join us and be surrounded by fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who will appreciate your dedication to building pixelated masterpieces.

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!

UkrainianHackerzRusBust

cyber attack, cyber conflict, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber operations, cyber security measures, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, geopolitical conflict, government institutions, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, russia, Russian institutions, Ukraine, Ukrainian hackers, UkrainianHackerzRusBust

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4298	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian hackers are taking down russian institutions for the second day in a row!!! watch as they use their mad skills to infiltrate and destroy, all while you build your own epic creations in the game. it’s like a real-life cyber war, but in minecraft!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction (in the game, of course). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn

aggression, BDSM, Behavior, dark triad, DRIVE, mental health, narcissism, personality traits, porn, porn use, power dynamics, Psychology, relationships, research, sadism, self esteem, sex, sex drive, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, study

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9002
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	142
New Chunks Explored:	577544	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ores Mined:	2733

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! We got unicorns flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!