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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 198 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 1623 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 139 |
so, liek, u kno how u play minecraft and u just want a server that is like, totally cray cray? well, dis server is da bomb diggity, let me tell u.
first off, we got pigs that can fly. yep, u heard me right. u can ride a pig and it will sprout wings and take u to the sky. it’s like a magical bacon airplane.
also, we got a secret underground city filled with llamas that can rap battle. they drop sick rhymes and spit mad fire. it’s like watching a llama version of Eminem.
oh, and did i mention we have a haunted castle where the ghosts throw parties every night? u can join in and dance with the spirits. just watch out for the ghost DJ, he’s a real party animal.
so, if u want a minecraft server that is off the chain, come join us. but be warned, once u enter, u may never want to leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more creepers.
