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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1129 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we say NO to consumerism! That’s right, consumerism bad! If you dare to benefit from the fruits of 10k years of civilization, you are a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! But fear not, for on our server, we have outlawed buying things at stores. Yes, you heard that right. Buying things is bad. Going to stores is bad. You must make everything yourself from scratch or face the wrath of the anti-consumerism police!
Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.
