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CraftyWakeUpLand

brush teeth, check phone, CraftyWakeUpLand, get out of bed, healthy morning routine, make coffee, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning mindset, morning motivation, morning rituals, morning routine, morning routine ideas, morning routine tips, morning self-care, productive mornings, start the day, stretch, Wake Up, wash face

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Do you log on to our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time brushing your teeth or eating breakfast when you could be building a giant roller coaster that launches pigs into space? Our server is the only place where you can ride on a llama-powered flying carpet while battling an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So join us now and start your day the Minecraft way!

CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

#Bassline, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, Carnelian, Corroserum, CraftyKnights, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, KR, LEE, meets, Minecraft, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

LOLz9K Humiliation Server

approach, empowerment, gender dynamics, Humiliation, incel, internet culture, LOLz9K, Loneliness, mental health, online communities, personal growth, r9k, rejection, Rituals, self improvement, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

all time, Anime, Characters, Crafty, CREEPERS, Mainstream, Manga, Minecraft, most overrated, overhyped, Overrated, Overrated anime, overrated art, overrated comic, overrated culture, overrated entertainment, overrated fiction, overrated graphic novel, overrated literature, Overrated manga, overrated media, overrated series, overrated story, Play, Popular

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Star Shards Collected:	256
Votes:	3638	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Blocky Life LOLz

1. Life purpose, blocky, deep thoughts 3. Life’s journey, existential crisis 2. Meaning of life, inner exploration, introspection, introspective journey, Life, life’s meaning, life’s mysteries, life’s purpose 4. Purposeful living, lolz, philosophical pondering, questioning existence, seeking answers, seeking truth, Self Discovery, self reflection, Soul searching, spiritual awakening

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3514	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Emeralds Found:	332
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

Assassination, Conflict, Crisis, escalation, Flight 752, general, International Airlines, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, plane, Politics, PvP, Qasem Soleimani, RETALIATION, Retribution, Soleimani, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, Unpredictable, War, world, world news

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	886140

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	241	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Emeralds Found:	5284	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

albania, albanians, BALKANS, blocks, building, Crafty, culture, diaspora, eastern europe, ethnicity, expatriates, Flag, heritage, Identity, immigration, kosovo, Larping, Living, Nationality, patriotism, Politics, society, Traditions

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Towns Built:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

2B-ANON, Chaos, CraftyFantasyVS, dlc, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, FERRY-ANON, Fun, gbvsg, granblue, Granblue Fantasy VS, Latam, Match Replays., meets, Minecraft, NA tournament, Nuuvem, patch notes, PC lobby, Resources, Seox Battlepass, Sho-san, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Vane Character Guide

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

A certain man, active stand, Adventures, altercations, attractive, big dick energy, BIZARRE, blocky, Durability, growth potential, heal condition, Jojo stand concepts, Love machine, lover’s husbands, mystic aura, non-violent nature, Precision, Prince, RANGE, rasputin, song-based stands, SPEED, Stand cry, Stats, strength, survive damage, WOMAN

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	3317
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Banquet

action, Adventure, anime adaptation, Banquet, blocky, Character development, Cooking, cute, dungeon crawling, dungeon meshi, FANTASY, Food, friendship, humor, japanese manga, Manga, manga series, Marcille, Monsters, ongoing series, teamwork, weekly updates

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2909
Falling into the Void:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!