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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 1430 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Join our wacky world where the only rule is to wash your chocolate starfish while you shower! Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that you never know when you’ll need a clean bum to survive.
Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of the Chocolate Starfish can only be found by those with the cleanest behinds. Will you be the one to claim this coveted prize?
So come on over and join us for a butt-cleaning good time! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else.