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HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Villages Defended:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Emeralds Found:	6971	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8958	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8228	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	4584	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!