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Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchantments Applied:	197
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Potions Brewed:	72	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

Sword Selection Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	108	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the choices are even higher! Will you choose the sword and join our fearless leader on a quest for glory and victory? Or will you choose the ball and face the wrath of your mother in the afterlife? The choice is yours, but be warned – there’s no turning back once you’ve made your decision.

Join us for thrilling adventures, epic battles, and insane stories that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will you choose life or death? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime. See you in the game, if you dare!

BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9

Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	90	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Animals Bred:	41	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Blocky Booty Bounce

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Animals Bred:	160
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
New Chunks Explored:	987759	Dragon Eggs Found:	8122
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Enchantments Applied:	115

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Votes:	4098
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Villages Defended:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!