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TheCrib: Where Minecraft is serious business…just kidding, we’re all just trying not to blow up our houses

Anarchy, bedrockport, BLOW, business…just, discordserver, Factions, Houses, Kidding, majorversions, Minecraft, playerexperience, qualityoflife, ServerIP, smp, TheCrib, Versions, wikilive

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	94
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

TheCrib Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Available Versions	1.7 to latest
Server IP	thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port	19132
Discord Server	discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki	wiki.thecrib.live

FAQs

Q: How can I join TheCrib server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP: thecribmc.us.to and the Bedrock Port: 19132.

Q: What versions of Minecraft are supported?

A: TheCrib server supports versions from 1.7 to the latest versions.

Q: Is there a Discord server for TheCrib?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/thecribmc for announcements and community interactions.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server wiki at wiki.thecrib.live for detailed information about the server.

CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6753
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5056
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Star Shards Collected:	99
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3686	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1259
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	53
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4625
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	204	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	New Chunks Explored:	175457
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!