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AlzCraft: DepressoSymptoms

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9524
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Emeralds Found:	5186
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Buildings Constructed:	37	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in your old age? come join our minecraft server and let the virtual world cure your depression! we have magical potions that will make you feel like a teenager again, running around and building crazy structures with your new friends. forget about alzheimer’s, on our server you’ll never forget where you put your diamond pickaxe! join now and start living your best virtual life!

DiamondDiva Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because “The woman of the decade” server is here to shake things up!

Join us on this wild ride where the entire server is run by a sassy, no-nonsense woman who rules with an iron fist (and a diamond sword). She’s been crowned the woman of the decade for her unmatched skills in building, PvP, and trolling unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of fierce wolves. Will you be brave enough to venture down there and claim your riches?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain on the server, where legend has it a mystical unicorn roams free and grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join “The woman of the decade” server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.

Minecraft SMP: Sukuna, AFO, Muzan Who? Is There a Single Diamond Miner Here?

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2006	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	60	Potions Brewed:	37
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the main villains go out in a pathetic and laughable way? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where every villain meets their end in the most ridiculous and hilarious manner possible. From Sukuna tripping over his own cursed fingers to AFO getting defeated by a swarm of angry chickens, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans will unfold. So come join us and witness the most epic and side-splitting battles in Minecraft history!

CraftyBabyNames

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of family drama ruining your baby name plans? Join our Minecraft server where you can name your virtual babies whatever you want without any interference from nosy relatives! No more debates, no more compromises – just pure baby-naming freedom!

Imagine a world where you can name your daughter Katherine without worrying about your sister stealing the name for her own twins. On our server, you can live out your baby-naming fantasies without any judgment or interference. Plus, you can build a virtual nursery fit for a princess named Katherine – no meddling family members allowed!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start planning the perfect name for your virtual baby girl. Who knows, maybe Katherine will become the most popular name in the virtual baby community – all thanks to you!

LostMyDiamonds Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8595	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
New Chunks Explored:	993241	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of losing your diamonds in lava or your best friend stealing your enchanted sword? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to protect your precious belongings! Join us and experience a world where griefing is a crime punishable by being forced to wear a pumpkin on your head for a week.

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the most valuable treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that only explodes on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare artifacts and hidden traps. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to navigate their way through and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run as fast as a speeding minecart.

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs, join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

CraftyOlderPlayer

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	90
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of your boring adult life? Come join our Minecraft server and relive your childhood dreams of building epic structures and battling creepers! Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret ability to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of pure magic. So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting behind and join us for some seriously epic Minecraft adventures!

PirateCraft: Shutdown Edition

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20

Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a server so epic, it got shut down by the police in Vietnam? Well, look no further, cuz our server is so lit, it got the title of ‘World’s largest’ piracy ring! Join now and be part of the madness before we get shut down again for being too awesome! Build your own pirate ship, plunder villages, and sail the high seas with your crew of misfit gamers. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride! Join now before the cops come knocking again!

CraftyBoozeLand

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6

lol join this epic minecraft server where u can build a house out of CHEESE and ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens. our server is so lit that if alcohol was discovered today, it would be made an illegal substance. come join us and experience the madness of building a roller coaster that goes to the moon and back. we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. come join us, or else the unicorns will cry and the dragons will eat all the cake. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WildfireCraft2023

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Star Shards Collected:	165
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

yo, dis server be lit like dem canadian wildfires in 2023, we be releasing more fun and craziness than any other server out there, except maybe china, u.s. and india, but who cares about dem when u can join us and have a blast like never before.

join us if u wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where anything is possible, just like how dem wildfires spread like wild fire. we got crazy challenges, epic builds, and a community that’s hotter than a burning forest.

so come on, join us and be part of something truly epic, cuz why settle for boring when u can have a blast with us. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Orihime’s Mating Press Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest fantasies! Join us for the chance to marry Orihime from Bleach, take her virginity, and engage in some intense and hard MATING PRESSING action while kissing her neck and lips. And don’t worry about pulling out, because we’re all about that nakadashi life here – get ready for some big and OVERFLOWING finishes, multiple times!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also inseminate and impregnate to your heart’s content. Want to start a family with Orihime? Go for it! And after all that excitement, wind down with some cuddle time in our cozy virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and an open mind – things can get pretty wild around here!