Imagine a world where you can bring your child along for pre-op and post-op of major heart surgery…oh wait, that’s just our server! Experience the thrill of planning surgery while dealing with an ex who can’t find a job but can sure find excuses.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of wanting your child to be there for support versus your ex’s sudden concern for missing a week of school. Who will come out on top? Join now to find out!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more intense than a heart surgery consultation, join us for a wild ride. And remember, kids’ preferences always take priority, even in the world of Minecraft!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world and escape the drama of real life. Who needs a partner when you have a virtual world to explore with new friends by your side?
Forget about being abandoned after major surgeries and dealing with sleepless nights – on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing sleep over is trying to defeat the Ender Dragon!
So come on, join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company?
Looking for a server where you can escape from all your worries and just have a good time? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about all your troubles.
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle or mine the most diamonds. Leave all your real-life problems at the door and come play with us!
And hey, if you ever need a break from the craziness of your own life, just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even forget all about that surgery, wedding drama, and family issues while you’re building your dream world in Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter and fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the drama of your family and focus on building your own virtual world. With planned c-sections and secret baby names, you’ll never have to worry about your mom stealing the spotlight again.
Don’t be the AH by keeping your major life events a secret for days – join our server and let your in-laws be the first to know about your new grandchild! Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and leave the narcissists behind!
| Server Details | New Server – Dedicated – PebbleHost with 8GB RAM – 20 Player Slots (Will Upgrade server as needed) |
|---|---|
| Gameplay | PvE |
| Server Status | 24/7 – East Coast US |
| World | Fresh New World |
| Owner | Helpful/Active Owner |
| Community | LGBTQIA+ Friendly |
| ModPack | ModPack Link in Discord |
| Access | Whitelist |
A: You can join by following the instructions in our Discord server and getting whitelisted.
A: We regularly update the server to ensure stability and add new features.
A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.
A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? You got it. Want unlimited pizza for life? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, a girl can dream!
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons in the lava pit – they throw a killer party.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.
But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with zombie chickens, skeleton horses, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who loves belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!
Join us for a relaxing sauna experience, where you can unwind and chill in your virtual linen cloth. But beware of the towel police, who may try to ban you from the server for not following the strict dress code.
Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and follow the rules to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with the towel-hating players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and spa-like at the same time?
So grab your virtual linen cloth and dive into our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just remember, towels are so last season!
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers ambush you! But don’t worry, our server has special anti-creeper armor that will protect you from any explosion. Plus, our diamond drops are doubled, so you’ll never run out of bling!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And remember, on our server, surviving cancer is just a walk in the park compared to what you’ll face in-game!
Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.
Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.
So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!
| Version | 1.21| Java |
|---|---|
| No Mods | Syfadles.com gives you the best survival Minecraft experience, prioritizing the open world aspect with no teleports, plot claims, or economy. |
| No Permanent Bans | Syfadles.com does not permanently ban for hacking. You may receive a short temporary ban if caught. |
Play Right Now! IP: syfadles.com Website: https://syfadles.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/ThcQJaAYsB Server Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86V155MHzc0
A: No, this server does not allow mods.
A: No, there is no economy system on this server.
A: If you are caught hacking, you may receive a short temporary ban, but not a permanent ban.
A: No, plot claims are not allowed on this server.
A: You can join the server by using the IP address syfadles.com
Legend has it that Kelly Ripa once ripped a ripper so potent that even Marc Consuelos couldn’t handle it. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can harness the power of Ripa’s ripper for yourself!
Embark on quests to find the elusive Ripper Stone, rumored to grant the user the ability to unleash deadly farts on unsuspecting mobs. Or team up with fellow players to defeat the evil Gas Giants, who seek to steal all the rippers in the land for themselves.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the farts are fierce and the fun never stops! Just remember to bring your gas mask…you’re gonna need it!