Major Study MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

VitaCraft: Die Faster, Live Funnier

marginally, Analysis, Die, Help, mortality

so, like, u know how u take those daily multivitamins thinkin ur gonna live forever? well, turns out they actually make u more likely to die! crazy, right? but don’t worry, we got the solution for u – join our minecraft server and u’ll be immortal! like, seriously, u won’t die in the game or in real life. it’s like a magic potion but in minecraft form. so come join us and live forever in blocky paradise!

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Palworld MC Server: Playtime!

video games, cute creatures, online gaming, indie game, Playtime

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring!

Join us at Palworld where the grass is literally made of candy and the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs). Our server is so awesome that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding.

But that’s not all, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and show off their dance moves. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

So what are you waiting for? Join Palworld today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

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CraftyCopyCats Minecraft Server

Writing, Copying, deafening, originality, academic integrity

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone copies each other’s builds? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Anti-plagiarismbros reign supreme! Our players are so original, they once built a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn made entirely out of diamond blocks. And let’s not forget about our admin, who is so mysterious that his silence is deafening, even when he speaks. Join us if you dare to be different and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Just be prepared for the occasional random llama invasion or spontaneous disco party in the middle of a build battle. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

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GrampsWalksMe Minecraft Server

Server, VALUES, love, Generational, anger

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have grandfathers walking players down the virtual aisle! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can choose your favorite fruit tree as a gift and have sleepovers in pixelated houses.

Forget about man-child dads, angry curses, and real-life drama – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. So come join us and let your virtual grandfather guide you through the world of Minecraft with love and kindness! #GrandfatherGoals #PixelWedding #MinecraftFamily

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CraftyCousinCrib

CraftyCousinCrib, biological family, shanghai, relative, Warning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your blended family and crazy cousins! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about mortgage payments or financial woes.

Build your own dream house without the risk of losing it all to Chinese real estate laws. Explore our server and discover hidden treasures that will make you forget all about your cousin’s concrete box of a house.

Don’t be the asshole who doesn’t join our server – come play with us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a new car when you can have a virtual mansion in Minecraft? Join now and leave your family drama behind!

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FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

food security, food scarcity, nutrition, food selection, Long-term Survival

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you can only survive off of one food for the rest of your virtual life! But don’t worry, we’ve got all the crazy options you could ever dream of. From diamond-encrusted golden apples to enchanted cake that gives you superpowers, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Will you choose to sustain yourself on a diet of exclusively rainbow-colored sheep meat? Or perhaps you’ll opt for a diet of nothing but exploding creepers (just kidding, that’s not actually an option… or is it?).

But be warned, choosing your one food wisely is crucial. One wrong move and you could find yourself stuck munching on rotten flesh for eternity. So come on down to our server and let the foodie games begin!

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WishCraft: Last Wish Land

bucket list, WishCraft, fulfillment, Wishes, final wish

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your last wish before dying will be granted! That’s right, whether you want a pet dragon, a diamond castle, or to ride a flying pig, we’ve got you covered. Join now for the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

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TeenTerrors Minecraft Server

Server, debate, juvenile offenders, Government, legislation

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE ARGENTINIAN GOVERNMENT WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE’RE SO COOL, THEY’RE TRYNA LOWER THE AGE OF CRIMINAL RESPONSIBILITY JUST SO THEY CAN PLAY ON OUR SERVER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND PIGS THAT FLY (LITERALLY)! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. TRUE STORY.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY ARGENTINIAN POLITICIANS – THEY MIGHT TRY TO STEAL YOUR LOOT!

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BritCraft Naval Patrol NK

North Korea, BritCraft, Defense, United Kingdom, Patrol

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be british warships patrolling off north korea but instead of fighting we build epic castles and battle with diamond swords! sail the high seas of creativity and conquer the land with your blocky building skills. join us and be part of the craziest naval adventure in minecraft history!

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RedPillCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Opinions, guidance, Decision making, Candidate

Are you tired of boring old politicians asking for your vote? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can vote for a giant chicken wearing a top hat! That’s right, this feathered friend promises to bring free diamonds for all and mandatory chicken dance parties every Friday. Who needs a boring old human leader when you can have a clucking good time with our poultry president?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of voting for a candidate who truly stands out from the flock. Plus, rumor has it that the chicken’s top hat is actually a portal to a secret diamond mine. So what are you waiting for? Cast your vote for the most egg-cellent leader in Minecraft history!

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