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ShamblesCraft

AITAH, black mold, cabinets, child support, clothes on our backs., downtown apartment, ex husband, flooring, Gaming, gas furnace, handymen, hounding, illegal terms, inspection, joint bank account, Lawyer, Lease, LEAVING, major repairs, mental illness, Mortgage, ommissions, Painting, Plumbing, Posh, Renovations, rental, roof, ShamblesCraft, SSI, state law, VA loan, vacation, water heater, Wealthy, windows

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my ex-husband’s life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a house with more problems than a creeper explosion.

Our server owner, who is as absent as my ex-husband, will provide you with a discounted rent that’s sure to drain your in-game paycheck. But don’t worry, the house is in such a state of disrepair that you’ll be too busy fixing things to even notice!

From leaky roofs to exploding water heaters, our house has it all. And just like my ex-FIL, our server owner will insult you, threaten you, and call you trash if you don’t fix everything in one week. But hey, at least he’s going on vacation!

So come join our server, where the only thing more broken than the house is the owner’s sense of decency. Build, survive, and try not to get kicked out before the next rent payment is due. It’s a wild ride that’s sure to make you question all your life choices – just like I did when I married my ex-husband.

NostalgicCraft

carefree days, carefree living, cherished experiences, childhood memories, family bonding, games, growing up, happy times, imagination, Innocence, joyful recollections, Laughter, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, playing outside, precious memories, reliving the past, Reminiscing, simple joys, special moments, Wishful thinking

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Remember the good ol’ days of playing Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends? Well, imagine all that, but on steroids! Our server is like a magical time machine that transports you back to the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities. Join us and relive your childhood memories in a whole new way!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink sheep come charging at you, armed with diamond swords and wearing top hats. You quickly build a giant banana peel to slip them up and make your escape. That’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a house out of rainbow blocks? It’s a wild and wacky world out there, and we want you to be a part of it. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

VirusCraft: Colorectal Capers

Anticancer Virus, Cancer Metastasis Prevention, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Capers, clinical trials, colorectal, colorectal cancer, Colorectal Cancer Progression, colorectal tumors, immunotherapy, medical breakthrough, metastasis, Novel Anticancer Agent, novel treatment, Oncolytic Virotherapy, Oncolytic Virus, tumor growth inhibition, tumor regression, Tumor Suppression, virus therapy, viruscraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like viruses? well then boy do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have a crazy oncolytic virus that can cure colorectal cancer and stop metastasis! join us and be a part of this wacky adventure where u can fight off cancer cells while building ur dream minecraft world! who knew viruses could be so fun?! come join us now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

Thailand Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alternative plans, Cultural experience, Curiosity, Decision making, Destination, Exploring, foreign country, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Questioning, regret, second guessing, Server, Southeast Asia, thailand, travel, travel dilemma, trip planning, vacation, vacation destination, Wanderlust

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7511	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a disco ball at a rave? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest party in town! Forget about Thailand, because here you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us).

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly llamas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with rainbow sheep, flying squids, and a secret underground disco club where the zombies like to breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub where all the cool kids hang out.

So why didn’t he go to Thailand instead? Because this Minecraft server is where all the real adventure happens, where the fun never stops, and where you’ll make memories that will have you laughing for days. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: Most Fierce Players With Diamond Weapons and Magic

Diamond, fierce, Magic, Minecraft, Players, smp, weapons

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of watching movies for people who actually watch movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have our very own movie theater where we act out all the latest blockbusters using only emojis and interpretive dance. Join us for a cinematic experience like no other! Plus, rumor has it that our resident sheep, Sir Fluffington, is a method actor who once starred in a sheep-themed remake of Titanic. Don’t miss out on the sheep-tastic drama!

GiftFail Minecraft Server

AITAH, anniversary, bad gift, blanket, chocolates, Communication, computer monitor, Disappointment, gift basket, gift giving, GiftFail, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese language course, Minecraft, relationship, Sanrio plushie, selfish, Server, socks, telling my s/o his gift was bad, unappreciative, ungrateful

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gifts are as wild as this story! Join us for a chance to receive gifts that will leave you scratching your head and questioning reality.

Imagine receiving a gift basket with chocolates, socks, and a blanket, only to be topped off with a new computer monitor for your gaming system. But wait, there’s more! Your partner’s gift? A Sanrio plushie. Yes, you read that right.

But the real kicker is when your partner reveals that the second part of your gift is enrolling themselves in a Japanese language course. Why? To make your upcoming trip to Japan easier, of course. Because nothing says “I love you” like learning a new language without your partner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises gifts as bizarre and unexpected as this, then look no further. Join us now and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of surprises and questionable gift choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a plushie of your own!

CrashCraft: ToldYaSo

blind spot, car accident, car crash, car crash aftermath, car crash consequences, car crash fault, Car Insurance, car totaled, Crashcraft, dashcam footage, distracted driving, driving habits, driving rules, Group Chat, insurance company, reckless driving, road safety, seatbelts, Speeding, ToldYaSo, traffic laws, young driver

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ores Mined:	8609
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	3137	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of being the designated driver with a bunch of unruly passengers who don’t appreciate your safe driving habits? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have no rules about seatbelts, eating/drinking, or distracting the driver. In fact, we encourage reckless behavior behind the wheel!

Join us and experience the thrill of speeding through blind curves at 75 km/h, honking instead of braking, and blaming other drivers for your own mistakes. Who needs insurance when you have the adrenaline rush of a potential car crash?

Don’t be a “grandma” driver like the OP, come join us and see why rules are meant to be broken! Plus, we have a virtual Auto Trader where you can browse for your next pixelated ride after your inevitable crash. See you on the server, just watch out for that blind spot!

CraftyAsshole Minecraft SMP

aggressive hobbies, arrogant hobbies, Assholes, bad behavior, bullying hobbies, competitive hobbies, confrontational hobbies, CraftyAsshole, disrespectful hobbies, elitist hobbies, exclusionary hobbies, exclusive hobbies, hobbies, Minecraft, negative hobbies, pretentious hobbies, rude hobbies, smp, snobbish hobbies, toxic behavior, toxic hobbies, unfriendly hobbies

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all you aspiring assholes out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as you grief, steal, and prank your way to the top. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of evil llamas who demand chaos and mayhem at all times?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face their wrath and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show the world that being an asshole is not just a hobby, it’s a way of life!

EternalEatsMC

Appetite, Chef, comfort food, Cooking, craving, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Eat, EternalEatsMC, Favorite, Food, forever.., Hunger, indulgence, Meal, recipe, Restaurant, Tasty, Treat

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is virtual pizza! That’s right, you can chow down on pixelated pepperoni goodness for eternity. But beware, the pizza is so delicious that players have been known to fight over the last slice, leading to epic battles and alliances forming over who gets the biggest slice.

But that’s not all! This server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to funky tunes and show off their best dance moves. Rumor has it that the legendary DJ Creeper drops sick beats that will blow your blocky mind.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dive into the lava pit of doom? It’s said that those who survive the fiery depths will be rewarded with rare treasures and bragging rights for days.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the pizza is hot, the dance floor is lit, and the lava pits are waiting for brave souls to conquer them. Let the madness begin!

F35TurkeyNATObase

Agreement, aircraft, Alliance, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, F-35 program, F35TurkeyNATObase, international relations, Military, NATO base, negotiations, Politics, russia, S-400 system, SECURITY, Technology, turkey, united states, weapons

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Villages Defended:	20	Zombie Dances:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, and suddenly, BOOM, you’re in the middle of a crazy adventure! like, there’s this secret quest where you gotta find the legendary S-400 system and house it at a NATO base to unlock super OP powers!

but wait, there’s more! if you join this server, you get to ride on a giant turkey that can shoot lasers out of its eyes! yeah, you heard me right, LASER TURKEY! and guess what? if you complete the quest, you can re-enter the F-35 program and fly around like a boss!

so, what are you waiting for? join this insane Minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have laser turkeys and secret quests, amirite?

Soybean Snap Server

agricultural research, carbon assimilation, chlorophyll fluorescence, chloroplast function, crop production, delayed, environmental stress, fluctuating light, growth patterns, leaf morphology, light intensity, photosynthesis, photosynthetic efficiency, photosynthetic rate, plant physiology, reduction, response, Server, Snap, soybean, stomatal conductance, study

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6553

So, like, on this amazin’ Minecraft server, we got this wild study goin’ on, right? Turns out, if you don’t join our server, your photosynthesis response gonna be all delayed and your carbon assimilation gonna be like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But if you join us, your soybean gonna be thrivin’ under that fluctuatin’ light like never before! So come on, don’t let your soybean suffer, join our server now and watch your crops grow like crazy!