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CreeperCrisis – Keep Calm and Craft On

Allies, Calm, Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, Craft, CreeperCrisis, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, european union, fear of escalation, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international relations, major problem, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Ukraine

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Holy Grails Found:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	33
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Star Shards Collected:	62	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

So, like, ukraine is all like “oh no, we scared of escalation with our allies” and we’re all like “bro, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more chill and fun than worrying about wars and stuff”. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance, it’s a wild ride. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so, like, why stress about real life when you can just block it out with some blocky fun on our server? come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!

The Shitcoin King in Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized exchanges., decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial technology, hodl, investing, King, King of shitcoins, market manipulation, meme coins, Minecraft, moonshot coins, pump and dump, risky investments, shitcoin, smp, speculative assets, Tokenomics, Trading, volatile markets

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a currency system based entirely on shitcoins. That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell with literal piles of poop in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!

ParentalPurgeMC

annoyance, bedtime, complaining, Conflict, disagreement, disturbance, Early, family trip, Friends, Hotel, Late, LEAVING, lights, noise, ParentalPurgeMC, parents, Quiet, resolution, Sleep, tired, wine

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of dealing with noisy adults who just won’t let you sleep? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own hotel room and kick out any noisy guests who disturb your peace! No more bottles of wine and loud chatter keeping you up at night – just peaceful building and crafting to your heart’s content.

On our server, you can create your own rules and kick out any unwanted visitors who overstay their welcome. No more being called TA for wanting a good night’s sleep – here, you’re the boss of your own hotel room kingdom.

So come join us on our server and build the hotel room of your dreams, where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any noisy interruptions. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a virtual world of peace and tranquility? Join now and say goodbye to noisy adults forever!

KidCraftedFunLand

childhood aspirations, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, KidCraftedFunLand, Nostalgia, past experiences, past self, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-evaluation, self-evolution, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	996	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Potions Brewed:	166
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Remember when your 10-year-old self used to dream of building epic castles and exploring magical worlds in Minecraft? Well, now you can make your inner child proud by joining our server and living out those childhood fantasies!

Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself would be jealous. We have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn, and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to team up and go on epic quests together. We once defeated a dragon by serenading it with Justin Bieber songs – true story.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your 10-year-old self that you haven’t forgotten how to have fun in Minecraft!

VultureCraft Minecraft Server

avian species, Biodiversity loss, bird conservation, bird population decline, carrion feeders, conservation efforts, Decline, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, Endangered species, environmental impact, habitat destruction, human deaths, Indian vultures, Minecraft, public health crisis, scavenger birds, Server, vulture extinction, VultureCraft, wildlife conservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have indian vultures flying around causing chaos and mayhem! these birds are so powerful they caused 500,000 human deaths just by declining in numbers! but don’t worry, on our server you can team up with the vultures and take over the world! build your own vulture army and conquer all the other players! it’s a bird-eat-bird world out there, so come join the fun!

HezboCraft: Rocket League Response

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, football ground, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, League, MIDDLE EAST, Military, response, RETALIATION, Rocket, rocket attack, SECURITY, Tension, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and have fun with ur friends? well this server is like that, but even crazier! like, imagine if u could ride a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur hands, that’s basically what this server is like.

we have this epic football ground where u can play games with ur friends, but watch out for those sneaky hezbollah rockets, they might just come out of nowhere and take out 11 of ur buddies. but don’t worry, we have a super cool response team that will come in and save the day.

join this server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles u will ever experience. plus, did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make u the richest player ever? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so come on and join us, we can’t wait to see u there!

JeffsCraft: Element of Surprise

chemical element, chemistry, Discoverer, discovery, Element, element discovery, element discovery process, element naming, element naming conventions, element naming guidelines, element naming process, element naming protocol, element naming rules, jeff, JeffsCraft, Naming, new element, next element, periodic table, Science, scientific naming, Surprise

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	62
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. u can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil creepers and zombie villagers. plus, the owner of the server once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. join us and become a legend like Jeff, the greatest chemical element of all time. come on, what are u waiting for? Jeff is calling your name!

GravVacCraft: Super Speedy Server

condensate, Cosmic Inflation, Dark Matter, energy density, exotic matter, gravitational waves, graviton, GravVacCraft, high-energy physics, particle physics, quantum field theory, quantum fluctuations, Quantum Gravity, Quantum Mechanics, quantum vacuum, Server, spacetime curvature, Speedy, Super, superluminal, theoretical astrophysics, theoretical physics, vacuum, vacuum energy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join superluminal graviton condensate vacuum! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons! plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers! join now and experience the madness of our server, where the grass is purple and the trees sing show tunes! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). come on, what are u waiting for? join superluminal graviton condensate vacuum today!

server kana

abusive language, Architecture, banned, Barrier blocks, cheat tools, Creative, Cross-Play, Discriminatory, end crystal, Jail, light blocks, moderator-specific items, offensive, Permission, punished, Respawn Anchors, rule, Spamming, Survival, Tnt, transparent picture frames

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Towns Built:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2891

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ChronosMC: Where Time Flies Faster Than Endermen in a Dance-Off

Adventure, Challenges, ChronosMC, Community, Custom, danceoff, Economy, endermen, Faster, flies, Floating, Growing, ISLAND, Minecraft, Mobheads, Modes, Network, OneBlock, Rewards, Server, Shops, skulls, SpawnerMeta, Time, Timeless, Trade, Ultimate

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Welcome to ChronosMC! 1.20.6 – 1.21

Are you ready to embark on a timeless adventure? Join ChronosMC, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers something for everyone! Choose from our three exciting game modes: Survival, Creative, and Skyblock.

Survival	Dive into our semi-vanilla Survival mode where you can experience the thrill of classic Minecraft with a twist!
Creative	Unleash your imagination in our Creative mode with spacious 150×150 plots.
Skyblock	Test your survival skills on a floating island in the sky!

Join our growing community today and discover endless fun and creativity. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a survival expert, or a Skyblock enthusiast, ChronosMC has a place for you. Connect with us now and start your journey through time!

IP: play.chronosmc.nl

Discord: https://discord.gg/6M8e7bdvG5

See you in the game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join ChronosMC, simply enter the IP “play.chronosmc.nl” in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.
Can I switch between game modes?	Yes, you can easily switch between Survival, Creative, and Skyblock modes by using the designated portals in the spawn area.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game announcements for the rules.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

alex jones, bathroom stall, Camera, Faggots, handjob, homosexual, Janitors, JD Vance, jewish shills, MIGA, Minecraft, Russel Brand, Server, Shooting, trannies, trump, Trumpcraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of MIGA faggots and their janitor minions! Our server is a safe haven from Alex Jones and his love for trannies, Russel Brand’s bathroom stall escapades, and JD Vance’s questionable admissions. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have banded together to fight against the MIGA faggot Jewish shills. So come on down and join the rebellion – just make sure to watch out for any janitors trying to clean up our fun!