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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8298 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 69 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com. we got so much cool stuff happening, it’s like a party in your computer. but then, like, one day, this giant cybersecurity company called CrowdStrike, they, like, totally crashed and burned. businesses everywhere were freaking out, man. but, like, on our server, we were just chillin’ and playin’ Minecraft like nothing happened. it was, like, epic. so, if you wanna join a server that can handle major outages and still have a good time, then, like, come on over. we got your back, bro.
