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Felon47FrenzyCraft

BIAS, Censorship, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, destroy America, Felon 47, Felon47FrenzyCraft, Government, Journalism, major media, malcontents, Manipulation, media companies, Misinformation, News, political agenda, Propaganda, society, tired, underplaying

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of the mainstream media ignoring the real issues like Felon 47 and his gang of misfits wreaking havoc on our beloved country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t shy away from the truth! Join us and fight against Felon 47 and his evil plans to turn America into a giant potato farm. Yes, you heard that right, a potato farm! But don’t worry, we have an army of flying pigs ready to take him down. So come join us and be a hero in the battle against the spud uprising!

DeathCraftLand

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Potions Brewed:	109
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of dying in boring places in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose where you want to meet your demise! Want to go out in a blaze of glory by jumping into a pit of lava? We’ve got you covered. Prefer a more dramatic exit by getting mauled by a pack of wild wolves? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and start planning your epic death scene!

Detvesti World Minecraft Server

Antispam, Bedwars, Cases, Children’s World, Shop, Survival, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Animals Bred:	83
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Vulture, survival, bedwars, vanilla

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Warzone Westerners Minecraft Server

China, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic policy, foreign affairs, gain, gdp, geopolitical consequences, global trade, international relations, market, market access, Minecraft, misunderstanding, per capita, political decisions, Server, strategic interests, Stupid Westerners, trade agreements, War, warzone, westerners

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mines Excavated:	2616
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

AssassinationFail Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination gone wrong, AssassinationFail, Attempt, backfired scheme, BETRAYAL, Disappointment, Failure, foiled plot, Minecraft, Personal, Revenge, ruins, sabotage, Server, thwarted plans, tranny, unexpected, unexpected interference, unexpected outcome, unexpected turn of events, unexpected twist, unforeseen consequences

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Animals Bred:	62	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of ruining assassination attempts! Our players are so skilled at dodging attacks that even trained assassins can’t take them down. It’s nothing personal, just pure Minecraft madness.

But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!

CraftyCreeperInn

Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, cat, cousin, CraftyCreeperInn, fire safety, guests, house rules, house sitting, INCONVENIENCE, OCD, one bedroom apartment, out of state, PARANOIA, pushback, rental property, staying over, storm door, Stove, vacation, WIBTA

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Potions Brewed:	181	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and house guest etiquette.

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

RoofMania Minecraft Server

breach of security, man on the roof, Minecraft, presidential protection, RoofMania, rooftop intruder, secret service, security breach, security breach consequences, security breach investigation, security breach prevention, security breach protocol, security breach response, security lapse, security negligence, security oversight, security protocol, Server, surveillance failure, White House incident

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the secret service can’t keep up with the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and secret agents who are apparently blind to players sneaking around on rooftops.

Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?

So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!

RespawnRIP

Accidents, Cancer, causes of death, chronic diseases, diabetes, global health, health statistics, Heart Disease, infectious diseases, leading causes of death, life expectancy, mortality, most common reason people die, obesity, preventable deaths, public health, RespawnRIP, respiratory diseases, Stroke, SUICIDE

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created the ultimate death trap maze where players must navigate through a series of deadly obstacles to reach the end. Watch out for the killer bunnies, exploding chickens, and lava-filled pits! The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and bragging rights as the ultimate survivor. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the most dangerous Minecraft server ever created, join us now and see if you can escape the clutches of certain doom!

CreeperStrike: UkraineVsRussia

aggression, Conflict, CreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military strategy, nato, peace negotiations, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineVsRussia, West

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

lolzzz come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner ukrainian warrior and strike back at russiaaaaaa. we got crazy battles and explosions that will blow ur mindddd. build ur own army of minecraft mobs and take down those pesky russians in epic pvp battles. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this insane action. join now and show russia who’s boss on the virtual battlefieldddd. #ukrainestrong #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware

ParentalCamBlocker

“Youth, adolescence, Forbidden, forbidden love, hidden, home cameras, invasion of privacy, Memories, MODERN, Nostalgia, ParentalCamBlocker, parents, privacy, Rebellion, relationships, secret, Sneaking, Surveillance, Technology, teenage love, teenagers

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

so, like, if you wanna relive those sneaky times but in a minecraft world, then join this server, dude! we got secret hideouts, hidden passages, and even a secret love shack for you and your pixelated boo.

imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.

plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.

come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

acquire, Anon, AnonCraft, ANYTHING.., choose, desire, Grab, just, Minecraft, Obtain, Pick, procure, Quote, Request, see, Seize, select, Server, Take, Want

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “if you see anything you want anon just grab it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary rainbow sheep that poops diamonds and the elusive creeper that gives you hugs instead of exploding.

2. Our server has a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just dig a little deeper and you’ll strike it rich!

3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s clucking madness!

4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally appears to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players.

5. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold on tight and try not to explode!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, if you see anything you want anon, just grab it!