Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time when I saved a falling woman on the streets of a major city. But instead of getting scolded, you’ll be praised for your quick reflexes and bravery.
Who cares about cultural norms when you can be a hero in the virtual world? Come join us and show off your skills, no matter what headscarf someone may be wearing. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally causing drama like I did in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start saving the day in style!
Looking for a server to join that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is run by a late twenties entrepreneur who runs a Handyservice company on the side. That’s right, he’s a master of all trades, just like a villager with a million emeralds!
But here’s where it gets juicy – his friend, who makes 100k a year, got mad at him for not inspecting their condo for free. Can you believe it? This friend wanted a freebie inspection, but our server owner stood his ground and demanded to be paid! Talk about drama in the Minecraft world!
So, if you want to join a server where the owner knows his worth and won’t be taken advantage of by entitled friends, come on over! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll get to build a virtual replica of that friend’s condo and blow it up with TNT for fun. Just kidding…or are we? 😉 Join now for some epic adventures and hilarious stories!
On our server, you can create your own rules and never have to deal with last-minute requests from annoying relatives. Build a fortress to keep them out or create a secret underground bunker to hide from their constant demands. The possibilities are endless!
So why waste your time dealing with unwanted guests when you can join our server and have total control over your own virtual world? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to peace and quiet in Minecraft land!
we got pigs flying through the sky, creepers breakdancing in the streets, and villagers selling diamonds for dirt cheap prices.
come build a house made entirely out of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or just chill with your homies in a hot tub filled with lava.
join us on this wild ride through the cosmos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe gravity, but who needs that anyway?).
so what are you waiting for? come join the funniest, craziest, most out-of-this-world minecraft server around!
our chip-integrated laser is so powerful, it can match the performance of those boring old fiber-based lasers. with this technology, you can create smaller, more portable, and cost-effective lasers to use in all your minecraft adventures.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the thrill of having a mini laser at your fingertips. who needs diamonds when you have LASERS?!
| Key Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Server Type | No-griefing economy SMP |
| Pay-to-win Store | 0% pay-to-win store (verify at here) |
| Established | October 2018 |
| World Features | – Never resets – Resource worlds (resets monthly) – Live map available at here |
| Additional Features | – Zero tolerance for hate speech – Pet system – Land Claiming – mcMMO – Marriage plugin – /wild command for random teleport |
A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.
A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store. No pay-to-win paid perks.
A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia and uses Purpur as the server software.
A: While there is no keep-inventory feature, the server has /back enabled and drops are locked to only be picked up by the player who dropped them.
A: Visit the HearthCraft website at https://www.hearthcraft.net and check out the rules at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules.
We’ve already cleared all the dungeons without healers, a month before they were even released – that’s how epic we are. And don’t even get us started on the savage and ultimate challenges – it’s a wild ride of mitigation checks and spamming spells like there’s no tomorrow.
But here’s the kicker – if you’re a healer playtester who gets too good, you’re outta here! And don’t even think about trying to glam up your SCH, they’re stuck in a dress no matter what.
So come join the chaos, where even the easiest rotation in the game is a challenge. It’s a shitshow, but it’s our shitshow and we love it!
Imagine building your own virtual shrine dedicated to your favorite indie vtuber, complete with fan art, fanfiction, and even audios that will make you blush. And guess what? The vtubers themselves are invited to join in on the fun!
In our last thread, things got so wild that even the creepers blushed. So come join us on this insane adventure and let’s see just how far we can push the boundaries of Minecraft!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your partner spending all their savings on their parents’ bakery. Instead, you can focus on building your own empire and becoming the ultimate Minecraft power couple.
Don’t be the only child stuck in a sticky situation like our friend here. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any guilt trips from family members asking for loans.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only gadgets we need are diamond swords and the only designer clothes we wear are enchanted armor. It’s time to prioritize your own dreams and have some laughs along the way. See you in the game!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant statue of their absentee father out of diamond blocks. Every time they logged on, they would punch the statue in frustration, but it never broke – just like their dad’s promises. It became a symbol of resilience and determination, and the player eventually built a whole city around it, dedicated to all the things their dad missed in their life.
So come join us on this Minecraft server, where you can build your own symbolic statues, create your own crazy stories, and never have to worry about missing out on the fun. And hey, maybe one day your dad will log on too and finally see what he’s been missing!
our spawn area is a replica of the Kremlin, but with a twist – it’s made entirely out of diamond blocks. you can even ride a diamond-encrusted bear into battle, how cool is that?
we have custom plugins that let you summon a giant chicken army to attack your enemies, or turn the entire map into a giant lava pit. it’s chaos, but in a good way.
so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Ukrainian missile strike, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
join this server if you want to experience the thrill of international conflict mixed with the peaceful vibes of minecraft. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground base where all the world leaders are hiding out, plotting their next move.
so what are you waiting for? hop on this server and let the madness begin. who knows, you might even become the next ruler of this crazy minecraft world.