Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time when I saved a falling woman on the streets of a major city. But instead of getting scolded, you’ll be praised for your quick reflexes and bravery.
Who cares about cultural norms when you can be a hero in the virtual world? Come join us and show off your skills, no matter what headscarf someone may be wearing. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally causing drama like I did in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start saving the day in style!
Looking for a server to join that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is run by a late twenties entrepreneur who runs a Handyservice company on the side. That’s right, he’s a master of all trades, just like a villager with a million emeralds!
But here’s where it gets juicy – his friend, who makes 100k a year, got mad at him for not inspecting their condo for free. Can you believe it? This friend wanted a freebie inspection, but our server owner stood his ground and demanded to be paid! Talk about drama in the Minecraft world!
So, if you want to join a server where the owner knows his worth and won’t be taken advantage of by entitled friends, come on over! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll get to build a virtual replica of that friend’s condo and blow it up with TNT for fun. Just kidding…or are we? 😉 Join now for some epic adventures and hilarious stories!
On our server, you can create your own rules and never have to deal with last-minute requests from annoying relatives. Build a fortress to keep them out or create a secret underground bunker to hide from their constant demands. The possibilities are endless!
So why waste your time dealing with unwanted guests when you can join our server and have total control over your own virtual world? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to peace and quiet in Minecraft land!
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS TEACH YOU HOW TO BUILD EPIC SAND CASTLES!
IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BECOME THE RICHEST MINECRAFTER IN THE WORLD, WITH A MANSION MADE ENTIRELY OF GOLD BLOCKS AND A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT FARTS RAINBOWS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN SITTING DOWN TO PEE WHILE SCROLLING THROUGH YOUR PHONE!
our scientists at the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases have been working round the clock to make sure our raw milk is safe for all players.
so come on down and join the fun! who knew a minecraft server could be so full of adventure and danger? but hey, that’s just how we roll. so grab your sword and get ready to battle those pesky viruses in the most epic way possible.
join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!
Will try to have a community run server so all suggestions and comments are welcome. Work in progross server!!This is a fresh start world. – no cheating – no bullying – no racism – no hate speach – no spamming or advertising
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ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)
ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.
As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP‘s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.
| Different medieval faction types | kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes |
| Feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system | |
| Lore | written through player roleplay |
| Proximity-based voice chat | |
| RPG mob leveling system based on experience | |
| Tradable currency and chest shops | |
| Cannons | |
| Real boats | that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to |
| Real tactical planning and defense building |
To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide.
To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Polish potato farm, where you can harvest potatoes while dodging crazed chickens and zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of Pierogi Mountain, rumored to be filled with diamonds, emeralds, and delicious dumplings.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the wild and wacky world of Poland. Who knows, you might even run into Fagata himself, spitting fire bars and dropping sick beats in the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, Americans may have a hard time moving to the UK, but fear not, because Pakis can get in for the low, low price of £37k. That’s right, for the cost of a luxury car, you can teleport yourself into a world of adventure, friendship, and maybe even romance.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the virtual love story of a lifetime begin!
But beware, if you dare to insult anyone’s intelligence on our server, you’ll face the wrath of our overprotective family members. Just like my father-in-law, who learned the hard way that you don’t mess with our smart cookies. He may think he’s the smartest person in the room, but we all know Claire takes the cake!
So come join our server and experience the joy of learning and growing together, while also witnessing some epic family drama unfold. Who needs soap operas when you have Minecraft?
Join us on our server where the worst person you’ll ever meet is a chicken who keeps stealing all the diamonds and hiding them in his secret chicken coop. But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of highly trained ninja pigs ready to take him down and retrieve your precious loot.
So if you’re looking for a server where the only drama you’ll find is between a chicken and some pigs, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!
we got custom plugins dat make ur gameplay experience so lit, u won’t wanna leave ur computer. we even got a secret underground city where u can trade rare items and plot against ur enemies.
so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, den u can just blame it on brain damage.
and get this, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and enchanted weapons. it’s like a real-life fantasy adventure, but in block form.
oh, and did i mention that our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh? we have epic build battles and crazy events like a giant water slide made entirely out of lava. it’s wild, man.
so, if you’re looking for a place to escape reality and have a blast with some awesome peeps, then come join us on this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and diamond-laying chickens await you!