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CraftyMILNoMoreSurprises

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crops Grown:	1389
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of surprise events ruining your plans? Join our Minecraft server where the only surprises you’ll encounter are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare loot! No more unexpected vacations or last-minute tickets to events that don’t fit your schedule. Our server is all about fun and adventure, without the unwanted surprises from your mother-in-law. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only surprises are the ones you actually want!

TrippyCraft – Saving Damsels Since ’09

Boyfriend, Canada, couple, cultural norms, Damsels, Defensive, Fall, Headscarf, Help, husband, Interaction, major city, muslim woman, reflexively catching, SAVING, Sidewalk, steadied, street, Touch, Tripped, TrippyCraft, WOMAN

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Dimension Hops:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner hero without getting yelled at by angry boyfriends? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time when I saved a falling woman on the streets of a major city. But instead of getting scolded, you’ll be praised for your quick reflexes and bravery.

Who cares about cultural norms when you can be a hero in the virtual world? Come join us and show off your skills, no matter what headscarf someone may be wearing. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally causing drama like I did in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start saving the day in style!

CondoCheck4Cash

2 hours round trip, aita, bathroom renovations, bigger projects, Cheap, Company, Condo, CondoCheck4Cash, Favor, free, Friends, full-time, GC, good friends, Handyservice, income, Inspect, inspection report, kitchen renovations, Labor, late twenties, major city, market rate, pay me, refusing, side gig, small jobs, trip fee, weekends, work nights

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	4289
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters!

Looking for a server to join that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is run by a late twenties entrepreneur who runs a Handyservice company on the side. That’s right, he’s a master of all trades, just like a villager with a million emeralds!

But here’s where it gets juicy – his friend, who makes 100k a year, got mad at him for not inspecting their condo for free. Can you believe it? This friend wanted a freebie inspection, but our server owner stood his ground and demanded to be paid! Talk about drama in the Minecraft world!

So, if you want to join a server where the owner knows his worth and won’t be taken advantage of by entitled friends, come on over! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll get to build a virtual replica of that friend’s condo and blow it up with TNT for fun. Just kidding…or are we? 😉 Join now for some epic adventures and hilarious stories!

SisStayAway Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Company, downtown, Emotionally, Exhausting, family members, Friends, Heartless, last minute, major city, Minecraft, relationships, Requests, self-care, Server, SisStayAway, sister, stay over, Support, tired, unreasonable

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of being the designated host for all your friends and family? Do you need a break from constantly entertaining guests? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise without any unwanted visitors!

On our server, you can create your own rules and never have to deal with last-minute requests from annoying relatives. Build a fortress to keep them out or create a secret underground bunker to hide from their constant demands. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time dealing with unwanted guests when you can join our server and have total control over your own virtual world? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to peace and quiet in Minecraft land!

Redeem the Potato: A Minecraft Server

Dharma, do not redeem, funny, gift card, HMM, House, humor, long trail tag, Minecraft, Pack, please, Potato, praise, prank, radscorpions, REDEEM, Redemption, Saar, Send, Server, Tag, threat, Warning, yes

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Zombie Dances:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the adventures are wild!

Join us if you dare, but beware, if you don’t redeem your gift card, we may just have to send a pack of radscorpions to your house! Praise Dharma for your safety!

On our server, you can build INSANE structures, battle fierce mobs, and even ride on the backs of dragons (yes, you heard that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, always praise Dharma to stay safe from radscorpions!

MineCraic – Phase Connect Shenanigans

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia Ashelia, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, MineCraic, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shenanigans, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5097	Farms Harvested:	487

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further than this server! Join now for a chance to build with Lia, the Queen of Redstone, mine with Utatane Nasa, the Sleepy Miner, and craft with Hakushika Iori, the Enchanting Enigma!

But wait, there’s more! Survive with Fujikura Uruka, the Firestarter, explore with Shisui Michiru, the Mystic, and conquer with Tenma Maemi, the Diamond Warrior!

And that’s not all! Join Pipkin Pippa, the Pixel Princess, dig with Kaneko Lumi, the Lava Lover, and fight with Dizzy Dokuro, the Bone Breaker!

But wait, there’s even more! Adventure with Jelly Hoshiumi, the Galactic Gamer, craft with Ember Amane, the Blaze Boss, and build with Remilia Nephys, the Nether Queen!

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! And remember, keep mining and crafting! 🤣🔥🎮

Hades 2: Blocky Boogaloo

blocky, Boogaloo, daedalus hammer, damage buff, double-shot, DPS monster, dual blades, EASY, first zone, flat damage, full, Hades, Hecate, mana meter, Omega attacks, Poseidon, runs, Specials, starting staff, tech demo, useless

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213
Void Armor Forged:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where winning is so easy that you’ll be slaying dragons with your eyes closed! Our starting staff is so OP that even Chuck Norris would be jealous. Join us and become a DPS monster with the power of Poseidon and Hecate at your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the Daedalus hammer – double-shot madness, baby!

Omega attacks? More like omega useless! But hey, at least you’ll get a damage buff if your mana meter isn’t full. Who needs omega attacks when you’ve got all this power at your disposal?

Come join us on our server and dominate like never before. Just make sure you’re ready to win every single run – because that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

Crafty Creepers – Where Everyone is Welcome (except for griefers)

anti-black, Blacks, colleges, commencement speech, Crafty, CREEPERS, FIRED, Gay, Griefers, harvard, influential, Israel, jew supremacist, Jews, Muslim speaker, muslims, protesting Israel, racism, racist beginnings, sats, standardized test scores, University, valedictorian

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9691
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world and dive into a world of pure fun and adventure! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD stories that will make you want to hit that join button right now!

Did you hear about the highly influential university that canceled a Muslim speaker for absolutely no reason? That’s right, suspected racism at its finest! But fear not, on our server, everyone is welcome no matter what their background is. We embrace diversity like no other!

And get this, a black Harvard Gay was actually fired for not supporting Israel! Can you believe it? On our server, we encourage freedom of speech and expression, no matter how outrageous it may be!

But wait, there’s more! Harvard is now using standardized test scores again, after originally stopping because they were deemed racist. Now that black students are protesting Israel, they bring back the “racist anti-black SATs”. On our server, we believe in fairness and equality for all players, no matter what their test scores may be!

So what are you waiting for? Join our INSANE Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6429	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride of creativity, adventure, and mayhem like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorns, rainbow bridges, and dancing llamas. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that player? They never left. Because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave either.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond castle, guarded by a fierce dragon who only accepts players with the most epic building skills. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination!

Crafting Love Connections – Pre-Tinder Era Server

awkward moments, Chivalry, Communication, Connections, courtship, Crafting, DATING, dating apps, era, Etiquette, love, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, parents, past times, phone calls, PreTinder, relationships, romance, Server, social interactions, Technology, teenage crushes, teenage years, Traditional

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of dating apps and bad boy Chads!

Back in the day, before the era of dating apps, you had to call your crush’s house and risk having their parents answer the phone. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress so impenetrable that not even Chad himself can break through!

Join us for epic adventures, unlimited diamonds, and the chance to show off your mad crafting skills to impress even the toughest of parents. Who needs dating apps when you can conquer the pixelated world with your friends by your side?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those pesky parents and bad boys in the dust!

Minecraft Madness: Animated Adventures

Adventures, animated, best tales, gets the least screentime, girl, madness, Minecraft, Tales of Animation, UNFAIR

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Are you tired of being the best tales girl in Minecraft but getting the least screentime? Well, on our server, that won’t be a problem! Join us and become the star of your own Minecraft story!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine is scared to log on. We have dragons that shoot rainbows out of their mouths and unicorns that drop diamonds wherever they trot.

But that’s not all! We have a secret treasure island where you can find enchanted golden apples and magic wands that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the legendary hero you were always meant to be! And remember, on our server, the best tales girl always gets the most screentime!

ChunkyGayCraft: Where Big, Stupid, Gay Fun Happens!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being fat, gay, and stupid is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us for a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and fabulous friends.

Our server is home to the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you shear them all at once, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. But be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a giant marshmallow!

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our ridiculously difficult parkour course, where the floor is made of lava and the obstacles are made of rainbows. Only the bravest and most agile players will make it to the end and claim the coveted title of Parkour King (or Queen)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking pigs. They may not have much to say, but they sure know how to throw a good party! Join them for a dance-off and see if you have what it takes to out-twist a pig.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might just discover that being fat, gay, and stupid is the key to unlocking a whole new level of fun and adventure!

Crafty Cat Ladies: No Bullying Zone

bullying, cat, Crafty, discrimination, female aggression, gender dynamics, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, Harassment, Incels, ladies, mental health, Misogyny, online harassment, peer pressure, power dynamics, social hierarchy, Social Issues, societal norms, societal pressures, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, women bullying, Zone

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where incels are so common that they practically run the place! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy incel antics and unbelievable drama.

Our server is like no other, with incels building towering monuments to their favorite anime waifus and engaging in intense incel debates about the best strategies for finding a girlfriend.

But that’s not all! We also have incel-exclusive events where players can compete to win the heart of a virtual girlfriend and incel-themed skins to really get into character.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the incel community itself, look no further. Join us today and prepare to be amazed by the incel insanity that awaits!

FlopCraft: Where We Embrace the Inevitable Failure of Our Game

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to our totally not doomed Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches galore and server crashes that will make you question your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned a giant pink unicorn that started rampaging through the world, destroying everything in its path. But fear not, our fearless admins were able to tame the beast and now it roams the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dance party where players can let loose and show off their best moves. Just be careful not to fall into the pit of lava in the middle of the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next unicorn tamer of legend.