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Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Farms Harvested:	850	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Towns Built:	9
Enchantments Applied:	286	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

PubCrawlPunisher Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Emeralds Found:	1851
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of the normies and incelwalk to your heart’s content without fear of arrest! Our server is a safe haven for all the misunderstood souls who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. If that’s not reason enough to join, I don’t know what is!

DrunkCraftCousins

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchantments Applied:	157
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Are you tired of being the responsible one at family gatherings? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can let loose and have some fun without worrying about babysitting duties? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild time where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without a care in the world. No need to worry about drunk relatives or being the designated babysitter – on our server, the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

Forget about family drama and join us for a virtual escape where you can let your hair down and enjoy the freedom of being your true Minecraft self. Who needs family reunions when you can join our server and create unforgettable memories with your new Minecraft family?

So come on over and leave the babysitting duties behind – join our server today for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

KarmaCraft SMP: LOLKarmaMoments

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Have you ever seen someone try to grief a player’s base on our Minecraft SMP, only to have their entire inventory turn into rotten flesh? That’s just one example of the epic karma that happens on our server. Join us for a wild ride of cosmic justice and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might even witness a player who tried to steal diamonds end up with a curse that makes them drop anvils on their own head every time they mine! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now and see what crazy karma awaits you.

MoodCrafters

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Farms Harvested:	722

Do you ever just wake up in the morning and think, “I need some Minecraft in my life”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate mood booster! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!

NoPovertyNoSpicyFoodMC

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1018	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5

join this minecraft server if you want to avoid poverty and eat all the hot food you want! our players have magically found a way to make money rain from the sky in the game, so you will never have to worry about being poor again. plus, our server is filled with lava pits that you can jump into for a spicy snack whenever you please. come join us and live a life of luxury and spicy goodness!

BlockyBallotBedlam

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Votes:	6192	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

lolz come join dis minecraft server where we have more drama den a reality tv show! our players are more controversial den US state legislative candidates, with republicans tryna contest election results like it’s a game of hunger games. we got more twists and turns den a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride. plus, we got more crazy conspiracy theories den a flat earther convention. so come join us and let’s see who will be crowned the ultimate minecraft champion!

MonstaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Zombie Dances:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our ender dragon has been trained to do backflips and juggle diamonds while you try to defeat it. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties every night with unlimited cake and fireworks. So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen before!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: Throwback Thursday Edition

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see a giant chicken rampage through the spawn village.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain” where players must navigate through a maze of traps and pranks set up by the mischievous admins.

But beware, there is a rumor that a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps lies beneath the server spawn. Will you be brave enough to uncover its secrets?

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from the admins).

XmasTripCancelledLOL

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crops Grown:	8526	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s RV booking skills? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how your mom books a campground without telling you it’s actually a dirt parking lot in the desert, our server will keep you on your toes with surprises at every corner. Who knows, you might log in one day to find yourself in a virtual desert with a prison nearby!

But don’t worry, we also have hidden treasures, secret trails, and maybe even a virtual rock climbing wall for you to conquer. And just like how your mom ghosted you after booking the wrong campground, you can ghost your friends in-game too (just kidding, please don’t ghost your friends).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a family RV trip, join us now and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even find yourself camping in a virtual desert with no trees in sight!

LoneWolfMC SMP: WhyUStillSingle

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ores Mined:	8092	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can find love and companionship among the pixelated pigs and blocky cows! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle with your new Minecraft bae?

Join our server and experience the ultimate dating simulator where you can woo your crush with diamond pickaxes and enchanting table poetry. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while battling creepers and exploring the Nether together!

So why stay single in the real world when you can find love in the virtual realm of Minecraft? Join our SMP today and let the pixelated romance begin!