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MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, falsely judged, judged unfairly, Minecraft, misapprehended, mischaracterized, misconceptions, misestimated, misinterpreted, misjudged, misquoted, misread, misrepresented, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, not understood, preconceived notions, smp, Stereotypes, taken out of context, wrongly assessed, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magic Items Found:	2673
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of being misunderstood in the real world? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone speaks in emojis and communicates solely through interpretive dance! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure chaotic fun! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us and show the world the real you…or at least your pixelated avatar! 😜🕺👻

BlockBusters

blockbusters

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Crops Grown:	7545
Towns Built:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of breaking boring habits like biting your nails or eating too much junk food? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and break the habit of not playing enough Minecraft!

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other pesky habits. We have so much fun and excitement waiting for you, you won’t even remember what it was like to bite your nails or eat junk food.

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs. Who needs to break boring habits when you can join our server and break blocks instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GenocideGamerGirl

Accountability, ACCUSED, charges, Conflict, Court, criminal, defendant, French, Genocide, GenocideGamerGirl, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, prosecution, Syria, trial, trial proceedings, War Crimes, WOMAN

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Votes:	2325
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin!

Orphan Lit Roleplay

books, Characters, creativity, family, fictional characters, guidance, imagination, inspiration, lit, literary role models, Literature, Loss, Mentorship, Options, ORPHAN, orphanhood, reading, role models, Roleplay, Support, Tragedy, upside

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	209	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2438
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Crops Grown:	1135
Zombie Dances:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!

we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.

if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

Antarctic ecosystem, Antarctic Peninsula, antarctica, climate change, climate science, data analysis, ecological impact, ecological shifts, environmental change, environmental monitoring, Expansion, greenery, long term trends, plant cover, polar regions, remote sensing, satellite data, satellite imagery, Satellite technology, scientific research, Server, Vegetation, vegetation growth

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Emeralds Found:	2456	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

black asian girlfriend, chance, city, destiny, dream, fate, free, free money, free move, Future, Honesty, Hope, House, International, LUCK, MANSION, Minecraft, okinawa, opportunity, relationship, Relocation, Server, twin towns, wikipedia

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	297	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

acceptatie, belgen, discriminatie, diversiteit, dutchies, flikkers, gelijkheid, haat, inclusie, intolerantie, Jennie, joden, Minecraft, nederlanders, Nikkers, racisme, Respect, rule, samenleving, smp, vooroordelen, Welkom, xenofobie, ziedende kanker

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Towns Built:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

BIZARRE, Handy, hidden talent, Mastered, Niche, odd, offbeat, practical, quirky, random skill, SkillfulSMP, special ability, strange, Surprising, talent, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, useless skill, UselessButHandy, weird

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4403	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

Edition, inappropriate, inappropriate actions, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate workplace actions, inappropriate workplace behavior, inappropriate workplace behavior examples, inappropriate workplace conduct, office behavior, office etiquette, office misconduct, office misconduct examples, office professionalism, Professionalism, work behavior, work misconduct, WorkCraft, workplace boundaries, workplace ethics, workplace misconduct, workplace misconduct examples, workplace professionalism

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crops Grown:	6152
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

African traditional medicine, African wormwood, Alternative Medicine, ancient healing, antibacterial properties, antimicrobial compound, cough remedy, cure, fever treatment, herbal medicine, herbal remedy, hypoxic state, Infectious Disease, lung infection, medicinal plant, mycobacteria, natural treatment, plant medicine, respiratory illness, Server, traditional remedy, Tubby, tuberculosis treatment, Wormwoods

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!