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EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

A, Anime, bad job, BETRAYAL, Climax, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, episode, FINAL, Final episode, Frustration, guitar, LolCraft, love, MAINTAIN, mc, MONEY, paid shills, refund, regret, series, Time, wasted time

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Potions Brewed:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Barrelly Legal Minecraft Server

ALERT, Barrelly, Barrels, Caution, containers, guard, keep safe, Legal, MAINTAIN, Minecraft, momentary, monitor, oversee, Precaution, Preserve, Protect, RESPONSIBILITY, Safeguard, Secure, Server, Storage, temporary, vigilance, watchful

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to protect the barrels at all costs! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that these barrels contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Some say they hold the secret to unlimited diamonds, while others believe they are portals to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs.

Join our server and become a Barrel Guardian, tasked with defending these precious barrels from thieves, griefers, and even the occasional Ender Dragon looking for a snack. But beware, for the barrels are not just any ordinary containers – they have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to protect themselves.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the barrels and unlock their hidden powers. Or you might just end up in a staring contest with a stubborn barrel. Either way, it’s bound to be a barrel of laughs!

Girlfriend-Free Getaway Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chronic pain, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional labor, financial strain, getaway, GirlfriendFree, Guilt, health issues, Insecurities, mental health, Minecraft, past trauma, personal time, relationship troubles, Self Discovery, self-care, Server, support system, vacation, vacation expenses, vacation planning

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Endless Night Skies:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and leave behind the stress of dealing with a girlfriend who can’t handle vacations without starting a fight. On our server, the only fights you’ll encounter are epic battles with creepers and skeletons!

Take a break from consoling your insecure partner and spend your days mining for diamonds and exploring vast landscapes. No need to worry about guilt trips or ultimatums here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So come on over to our server and leave all your relationship woes behind. Your virtual vacation awaits – and this time, you can truly relax without any drama!

BlockyBoys & BadBoyfriends

advice, Apology, BadBoyfriends, best friends, BlockyBoys, Breakup, Communication, compassion, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, friendship goals, Gratitude, growth, healing, Listening, love, reconciliation, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Understanding

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Mines Excavated:	2392
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cry tears of joy like watching 90 Day Fiancé? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride of drama and friendship, just like the story of how one player’s birthday dinner turned into a breakup intervention for their best friend. That’s right, our server is so magical that it can even mend broken relationships!

We promise epic adventures, heartfelt conversations, and maybe even a few tears (of joy, of course). So come on over and join the fun, because who knows what crazy stories await you on our server!

SeduceCraft Minecraft Server

Allure, attraction, Charm, chemistry, Communication, Confidence, desire, emotional connection, FANTASY, flirtation, gender swap, hypothetical scenario, Intimacy, Minecraft, personality traits, physical appearance, role reversal, romantic gestures, SeduceCraft, seduction, seductive techniques, self reflection, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to win is by seducing your own gender-swapped alter ego! Imagine a world where you have to woo yourself but in a totally different body – it’s like a twisted dating sim meets Minecraft adventure. Will you be able to resist your own charm and win the game? Join now and find out! Plus, rumor has it that if you succeed, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the ultimate player on the server. So come on, give in to your inner seducer and see if you have what it takes to win the ultimate challenge!

TrumpCraft: Still the Same!

Beliefs, change of mind, Character, controversial, Gun Violence, influence, leadership, Media, opinion, Perception, Politics, president, public figure, response, same person, Shooting, society, Tragedy, trump, Trumpcraft, united states

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Love Letters Sent:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	6251	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Ores Mined:	9486	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Trump himself couldn’t resist joining after the shooting incident. Rumor has it he’s building a wall around his base to keep out all the creepers. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft politics you’ve ever seen!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

30 years ago, activism, anniversary, anti-semitism, argentines, Attack, Buenos Aires, Buenos Aires bombing, commemoration, Demand, HUMAN RIGHTS, Jewcraft, Jewish community center, Justice, Memory, Minecraft, protest, Remembrance, Server, solidarity, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for justice like those argentinians in buenos aires!!! we are like superheroes but in blocky form!!! we will avenge the 85 people who died in the attack on the jewish community center!!! we will build monuments and statues in their honor!!! join us and be a part of this epic quest for justice!!! also, we have free cake every friday!!! so come on and join us, it’s gonna be lit!!!

BlockBuster84: Stopping Illegal Mobs!

asylum seekers, BlockBuster84, border control, funding allocation, Global cooperation, government funding, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, illegal, illegal migration, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, international aid, Keir Starmer, Migration, migration prevention, mobs, political pledges, political promises, Refugee Crisis, social justice, Stopping, UK politics

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	New Chunks Explored:	458339
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Potions Brewed:	60	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we stop illegal migration ‘at source’ with £84m from keir starmer himself! build a wall around your base to keep out those pesky illegal migrants, or better yet, build a moat filled with lava!

our server is so safe, even keir starmer himself would feel secure here. come join us and be a part of the most secure minecraft server in the world. who needs border control when you have a minecraft server like ours?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and help keir starmer stop illegal migration once and for all!

PlanetBlockParty

Astronomy, celestial bodies, Colonization, Concept, cosmic calendar, Days, extraterrestrial life, Future, habitable planets, human settlement, interplanetary travel, Planetary Systems, PlanetBlockParty, Planets, redefine, science fiction, space colonization, space exploration, Technology, time measurement, Years

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	285	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Towns Built:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

so, like, u know how time works on earth, right? well, on this server, time works totally different, man. like, when u log on, it’s like u enter a whole new dimension where days are like minutes and years are like seconds. it’s trippy, dude.

u gotta join this server, bro, cuz it’s like a whole new world out there. u can build crazy stuff, like a house made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes to the moon. the possibilities are endless, man.

and get this, on this server, u can ride on the back of a dragon and battle giant spiders. it’s like a fantasy world come to life, dude. u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally out-of-this-world server. who needs earth when u can have your own crazy planet to explore? let’s redefine time together, man.

PixelPleasureLand

addiction, behavior analysis, brain imaging study, brain reward responses, dopamine, Gaming, healthy men, mental health, MONEY, neural activity, neuroscience, new study, PixelPleasureLand, Pleasure, pornography, Psychology, research, Stronger, Technology, triggers

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

so, like, if you wanna feel that dopamine rush, come join our minecraft server, cuz we got the wildest sh*t goin on here. like, forget about money or gaming, PORN is where it’s at, bro. our server will make your brain go WILD with pleasure, like you’ve never experienced before. join us now and get ready for the ride of your life. just make sure to bring some tissues, cuz things are gonna get messy, if ya know what i mean 😉🍆💦 #minecraftpornserver #dopaminerush #joinusnow

KapT Anarchy Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Chaos, Community, Creative, Custom, Explore, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, KapT Anarchy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, player-driven, Plugins, PvP, Raid, Server, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

The owner of the server «KapT Anarchy» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Nexus: The Only Place Where Simps Make Pancakes

Adventure, Builder, Casual, Community, creativity, Discord, dragon fight, Dynamic world, Events, Exploration, Friend, grief-free, launch date, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nexus, PANCAKES, Place, rules, simps, smp, Survival, Vanilla, virtual community, Welcoming

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4691	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Server Overview

Version	Minecraft 1.21
Type	Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Community Events	Dragon Fight July 27th!

About Nexus Survival

Welcome to Nexus Survival, where friendship and creativity flourish! Our casual SMP server offers a relaxed environment with no griefing and respectful gameplay rules. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to Minecraft, Nexus Survival is your home for endless exploration and communal fun.

Community-Driven Experience: Join a diverse community of players who share your passion for Minecraft. Participate in server-wide events like build contests and group adventures, or simply enjoy exploring our dynamic world together. At Nexus Survival, every player’s contribution helps shape our vibrant virtual community.

Connect with Us

Prepare to embark on a new Minecraft journey with Nexus Survival! Stay tuned for our upcoming launch date. Connect with us on Discord and be part of our friendly and welcoming community. Discord: https://discord.gg/hBZUxRZzcW

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server opening?	The server will open on July 20th, 2024.
What version of Minecraft is the server running on?	The server is running on Minecraft 1.21.
What type of server is Nexus Survival?	Nexus Survival is a Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server.
Are there any community events planned?	Yes, there will be a Dragon Fight on July 27th!