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  • He’s Better Than You Minecraft Server

    He’s Better Than You Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 6565
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting wrecked by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, everyone is a noob compared to our legendary admin. He’s so good at the game that even Notch himself bows down to him in awe. Join our server if you want to witness the ultimate Minecraft skills in action and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn a thing or two from the master himself. Just remember, he’s better than you, and that’s a fact.

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  • The Minecraft SMP Chat Between Putin and Trump

    The Minecraft SMP Chat Between Putin and Trump
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 4921
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing faker than the news is the diamonds you’ll find? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of lies, deceit, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Just like Putin and Trump denying their phone call, you’ll deny ever losing a PvP battle or falling in lava with all your precious loot. Who needs real news when you can create your own alternate reality in our server?

    Forget about the Washington Post, Forbes, and Interfax – the only sources you need are our totally trustworthy players who will tell you all about the time they built a castle out of TNT or rode a pig off a cliff into a pool of water.

    So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tells you they found a stronghold full of diamonds, it’s probably as fake as Putin and Trump’s phone call. But hey, who needs real diamonds when you can have imaginary ones and a good laugh?

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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 6415
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 52 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CuntCraft Minecraft Server

    CuntCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 4318
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Farms Harvested: 568
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 412 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8879

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in town!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or ride on the backs of flying pigs while searching for hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and gold.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to a secret underground society of trillionaire car companies who have somehow managed to build drivable Lamborghinis and Ferraris out of blocks of dirt and stone.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /gig/ – Genshin Impact General

    Minecraft SMP – /gig/ – Genshin Impact General
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 6421
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8298 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you dare, because things are about to get wild!

    Our current character banner features Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu – a motley crew of misfits ready to take on any challenge. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner, with the Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams causing chaos left and right.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got events like “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. And if you think you can handle it, our daily check-in rewards are permanent – just like the scars you’ll get from playing on our server.

    Oh, and did we mention the redeemable codes with Primogems? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel – except way more exciting.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

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  • Hololive vs Nijisanji Minecraft Server

    Hololive vs Nijisanji Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 6508
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3227 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where collabs are so unnecessary that only Nijisharts benefit from them! But fear not, because joining our server will give you the chance to collab with the most epic players in the game. Imagine teaming up with Suityan and the Golden Boy Kuzuha to build the most insane structures and conquer the Minecraft world together. Who needs logic when you have the power of collabs on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General

    Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 5898
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Votes: 3578
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Crops Grown: 9593 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

    First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

    Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

    Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

    Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

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  • Daily Weg Thread Minecraft Server

    Daily Weg Thread Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 2378
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Mines Excavated: 3549
    Villages Defended: 11 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 77 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of searching for your daily weg thread in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe? Look no further, because on our server, we have a dedicated team of weg thread enthusiasts who will make sure you never miss a weg thread again! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted weg thread that grants wishes to those who find it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the weg thread madness begin!

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  • This is Smashed Minecraft SMP

    This is Smashed Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 7059
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 428
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!

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  • Pixelated Femoid Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Femoid Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 9647
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 31
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is the last thing a femoid sees before they get sucked into the virtual world forever! That’s right, once you join, there’s no turning back!

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon where the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and chickens can dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no going back. Muahahaha!

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