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HolyCraft SMP – Christians would completely lose their blocks over this!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5154	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too busy building churches and praying to actually have fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Christians lose their shit! We have so many outrageous features that will have them questioning their faith, like a giant statue of Steve flipping the bird to the heavens and a secret underground bunker filled with blasphemous memes. Join us if you want to see some serious religious meltdowns and have a good laugh at the same time!

CraftyLiar420

affectionate, close friend, CraftyLiar420, Cruel, depression, easy way, Exercise, favorite foods, gym, husband, Intimacy, INTIMATE, lying.., medication, ozempic, relationship, second opinion, self-conscious, time for myself, weight gain

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	4099	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mines Excavated:	2543	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where weight loss is the key to success! Join us and embark on a journey to shed those extra pounds in the most outrageous way possible.

Are you tired of your significant other not finding you attractive because of your weight gain? Look no further, on our server, we have a special potion that will make you drop pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Say goodbye to boring diet and exercise, and hello to magical weight loss!

Join now and experience the thrill of lying to your spouse about how you’re losing weight. Sneak out for an hour a day under the guise of going to the gym, while actually just chilling in the virtual world of Minecraft. Your spouse won’t suspect a thing, and you’ll be rewarded with more affection and intimacy than you’ve had in months. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on, join our server and start your weight loss journey today. Who knew losing weight could be so fun and deceitful?

LuxuryNotLame – Minecraft SMP

affluent, comfort, deluxe, exclusive, extravagance, Extravagant, Fancy, grandiose, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury, LuxuryNotLame, Minecraft, opulence, pampering, Posh, Premium, Privilege, smp, sumptuous, swanky, Upscale

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dimension Hops:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate luxury of having a pet dragon that can fly you around the server! Yes, you heard that right, forget about boring old horses or pigs, we’ve got DRAGONS! And not just any dragons, these dragons can also shoot fireballs and protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all, our SMP also has a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden traps that will challenge even the most experienced players. And if you manage to survive the traps and make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that gives you superhuman strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most luxurious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

Blocky Love Woes

arguments, blocky, Commitment, Communication, compromise, counseling, disagreements, Divorce, Expectations, family, fidelity, finances, in-laws, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, responsibilities, Trust, woes

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ores Mined:	564
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Potions Brewed:	150
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Tired of being tied down in marriage? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only commitment you have is to building the most epic pixelated castle! Say goodbye to nagging spouses and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual realm.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it he’s tired of haunting players and just wants to relax and mine some diamonds with us. Plus, our server has a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and a hidden portal to the Nether – perfect for those looking for a little extra adventure.

But wait, there’s more! We have a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can construct the most outrageous structure in just 10 minutes. Winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time with real-life drama when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Come join us and let the fun begin!

ShipSinker Minecraft Server

China, Competition, Defense, defense budget, demonstration, global security, low-cost bomb, maritime security, military innovation, military power, military technology, Minecraft, naval capabilities, naval warfare, Practice, Server, ShipSinker, sink ship, strategy, Successful, surface ship, Tactics, us military

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Love Letters Sent:	20

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE SINK SHIPS WITH LOW-COST BOMBS LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS! CHINA IS TAKING NOTE, BUT WHO CARES, WE’RE TOO BUSY HAVING A BLAST (LITERALLY)! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE MAKING WAVES IN THE MINECRAFT COMMUNITY. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, JOIN NOW!

WarCraftFunTime

Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, missile defense, Négotiation, peace talks, political tension, russia, sanctions, Scholz, security concerns, Ukraine, us missiles, War, WarCraftFunTime

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Buildings Constructed:	22
Endless Night Skies:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

so, liek, dis server is liek da bomb diggity, u no? u gotta join dis server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and rainin skittles, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u gonna find a secret portal to a land made entirely of bacon. no joke, man. plus, if u dont join dis server, da US gonna deploy missiles in Germany and we don’t want dat, do we? so join now and save Germany from becoming a missile target. u da real MVP, bro.

BlockHub: Not What You Expected

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dimension Hops:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

So, like, you ever wanted to play Minecraft but also see some weird stuff? well do i have the server for you! we got all the blocky goodness of Minecraft PLUS some wild shenanigans that will make you question your life choices.

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. we got it all, baby!

Our server is so lit that even Pornhub is jealous. they be like, “dang, why didn’t we think of adding Minecraft to our site?” but it’s too late, cuz we already got the monopoly on weird and wonderful Minecraft content.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride. who knows what you’ll see next? maybe a cow doing the macarena or a zombie breakdancing. the possibilities are endless on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

MemoryCraft: 92% Accuracy Server

Accuracy, accuracy rate, Alzheimer’s diagnosis, Alzheimer’s disease, Blood Test, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, diagnostic accuracy, diagnostic tools, general doctors, Healthcare, medical professionals, Medical research, medical technology, medical testing, memory disorders, Memory Loss, MemoryCraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurologists, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	New Chunks Explored:	47294
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

join dis server if u want ur brain to be as sharp as a diamond sword in minecraft!! we got potions that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds, we got villagers that will teach u how to trade like a pro, and we even have a secret dungeon where u can test ur memory skills against the toughest mobs in the game!! forget about those other servers with boring minigames, come to ours for a real challenge and see if u can beat the odds like a true minecraft master!! trust us, ur brain will thank u later!!

BearCraft LifeSteal

BearCraft, DobbyBear, in game playing, LifeSteal, Minecraft, real money, Server, Store, STREAMS, twitch

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Potions Brewed:	198	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

This server has no Real Money store and it is all fair and gained through in game playing or watching streams! Find The Owner Live on Twitch @ DobbyBear

bearsmp.apexmc.co

CapeCraft – Creative and Friendly Survival

Community, English only chat, family friendly, family friendly server, Friendly, Minecraft core aspect, No Griefing, No pvp, no swearing, player run villages, player-run, player-run shops, public shop, sharing, Shops, small communities, Staff, Survival, Trading, Villages

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

CapeCraft is a server dedicated to keeping Minecraft’s core aspect alive. We are a survival server where you’ll be encouraged to work, trade and share with other players. CapeCraft is a survival server with No PVP, No Griefing and No Abuse of any type. We try to keep our server family friendly which is why we ask for no swearing and an English only chat on the server. All of our staff are friendly but firm and rule breakers will be swiftly dealt with.

The community will thrive and develop into small communities each having their own village name and shops. Certain people will be in charge of each village and this will be entirely up to the people who run them. Players can start their own shops and villages just by building them and inviting people over, they can grow from there. All these villages will be player run and no commands will be used to set any villages up, nor will any ranks be given to players who own a village. Each village can have their own rules and it’s completely up to the players to run and maintain them!

Of course, there is always the option to live on your own, not in a village which is always as fun! You can just visit the public shop to buy/sell items and enjoy survival from there.

capecraft.net/discord

play.capecraft.net