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The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Votes:	6849	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

Paciific One Block

Cross-Play, exceptional support, Explore, Gaming, improve, Minecraft, OneBlock, opportunities, Pacific Network, Pacific One Block, quality service, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

**Welcome to Pacific Network!**

We are delighted to have you with us. At Pacific Network, our goal is to offer you the best hours of gaming.

Whether you’re here to explore new opportunities, improve your Minecraft experience, we’re committed to providing you with quality service and exceptional support.

Thank you for trusting us.

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🌟 Join the “Underwhelming Revolution SMP” and prepare for slightly above average Minecraft adventures! 🌟

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Revolution SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that unfolds with every new adventurer. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or just looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

New Update 1.21 Features
Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, and more!

Why Choose Us?
Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime.

How To Join – Java Edition (Computer/PC)
Launch Minecraft. Click “Multiplayer.” Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)
In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab. Click “Add Friend.” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive). Click “Add Friend.” After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join! Or In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab. Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627. Click “Save” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab.
Click “Add Friend.”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive).
Click “Add Friend.”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

Or

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab.
Click “Add Server.”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627.
Click “Save” and join the server!

We can’t wait to see you in Revolution SMP!

Obsessive Crafters Minecraft Server

aspergers, belief in the paranormal, Crafters, Fortean Times, high functioning retardation, horror films, intelligence, magazine enthusiast, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Obsessive, OCD, Paranormal, reading magazines, retro gamer, schizophrenia, scream, Server, Smart, special interests, supernatural experiences, video games, writing prose

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6104
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3637	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed genius with OCD, Asperger’s, and a love for reading magazines. But don’t worry, they write prose surprisingly well for someone with “high functioning retardation” (their words, not ours).

Join our server for a chance to witness some crazy paranormal activity, or maybe just a really elaborate prank by our resident schizophrenic (or maybe just really smart) owner. With magazines like Fortean Times, Retro Gamer, and Scream as their favorites, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the supernatural or horror films along the way. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

> Just 2 More Weeks Until We Get AGI… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, rumor has it that in just 2 short weeks, we’ll be getting our hands on some top-secret AGI technology. What’s AGI, you ask? Oh, just some super advanced artificial intelligence that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Imagine having a robot companion to mine for you while you sit back and sip on a virtual margarita. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have witnessed its majesty swear it’s real. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our zany Minecraft SMP today and prepare for an adventure like no other. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world. See you there, fellow gamers!

CookedDishCraft Minecraft Server

APPRECIATIVE, baby, Baby Care, busy, CAR, Cooked Dish, CookedDishCraft, family, Friends, gift cards, Meal, Minecraft, Not Traveling, NYC, Server, sister-in-law, Subway, Support, Uber, walk, WIBTA, work

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Animals Bred:	100
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of not having a car in NYC! Our server is all about supporting each other, just like the outpouring of support you received after having a baby.

Join us for the chance to receive virtual gift cards from your fellow players, because let’s face it, no one has a car to bring you meals in Minecraft either.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so close-knit that even your sister-in-law will cook you a virtual meal and expect you to pick it up in-game. Don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a virtual Uber or subway to make the journey easier.

So come join us and show your appreciation by picking up that virtual meal, or risk being judged by our virtual community for not being appreciative enough. It’s a whole thing, but hey, it’s all in good fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

CreeperCouples: No Fat Shamers!

Appearance, Argument, attraction, Birthday, body image, Boyfriend, Communication, Confidence, CreeperCouples, depression, emotional turmoil, fat, Insecurities, love, misunderstanding, Party, relationships, self esteem, Shamers, strip club, Support, Trust, weight loss

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	724
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1973
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to forget about your boyfriend’s ridiculous comments? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner warrior and take down creepers like a boss.

With a community of players who will always have your back, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unattractive again. Plus, who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that even in the virtual realm, you are a force to be reckoned with! Who needs a boyfriend who can’t appreciate your Minecraft skills anyway?

SnoozeCraft SMP: Dreamy Tips!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Farms Harvested:	221	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of being tired all the time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to sleep like a baby! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll fall asleep at your keyboard and wake up with a diamond pickaxe in your hand. Rumor has it that the sheep on our server give out free pillows for a good night’s rest. So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to sweet dreams in blocky paradise!

FriendCraftAge30

age and friendship, age and social connections, bonding with others, building friendships, Companionship, deep friendships., emotional bonds, forming close relationships, FriendCraftAge30, friendship, genuine connections, Human Connection, lifelong friends, MAKING FRIENDS, meaningful relationships, real friends, social development, Social Relationships, supportive friendships, trust and friendship

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Farms Harvested:	786	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and not having any real friends to build with? Well, look no further because on our server, friendships are made faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us and you’ll be bonding over block placement and zombie slaying in no time.

Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our BFF. Legend has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to tame dragons and ride them into battle against the evil mobs. Who needs real friends when you have a dragon squad, am I right?

So come on down to our server and find out the answer to the age-old question: at what age do people make real friends? Spoiler alert: it’s any age when you’re on our server, because friendships here are as strong as diamond armor.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing exploding is our creativity! we got more fun than a creeper in a TNT factory, with crazy builds and minigames that will blow your mind (but not your communication equipment, don’t worry).

we promise you won’t get injured, unless you count laughing so hard you fall out of your minecart. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a blastin’ good time!

CraftyPutin’sArmy2ndBiggest

Armed Forces, army size, China, CraftyPutinsArmy2ndBiggest, Defense, Geopolitics, global power, Military, military budget, military buildup, military capabilities, military comparison, military development, military expansion, military modernization, military strategy, military strength, national security, putin, Russian army, world politics

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Void Gems Collected:	36	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Items Found:	8300	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Enchantments Applied:	119
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

U GUYS, U HEAR BOUT DIS SERVER? IT’S LIKE PUTIN ORDERED HIS ARMY TO BECOME SECOND LARGEST AFTER CHINA, BUT IN MINECRAFT! WE GOT 1.5 MILLION STRONG PLAYERS READY TO DOMINATE THE BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ARMY IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! WE BUILDIN’ FORTRESSES, TAKIN’ OVER LANDS, AND CRAFTIN’ LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW! COME JOIN US AND LET’S SHOW EVERYONE WHO’S DA REAL BOSS OF MINECRAFT! #PUTINARMY #BLOCKDOMINATION