Main Course MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HamCrafters United

glazed ham, DELICIOUS, best way to eat ham, recipes, sandwich

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old ham sandwich every day? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic ham feast you’ve ever seen! We’ve got pigs flying through the sky, ham sandwiches that give you superpowers, and even a secret ham dungeon where you can battle giant ham monsters for epic loot!

Join our server and discover the true meaning of ham-tastic adventures. Who needs diamonds when you can have a ham sword that shoots out bacon bits? So come on down and join us for a pork-tastic experience that will leave you squealing with delight!

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NoSplitNoEatMC

split the bill, leeches, finances, Miller Lite, Restaurant

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!

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DutchCraftin’AITA

paying for myself, DutchCraftinAITA, going Dutch, friend of a friend, first date

Are you tired of going on dates with guys who expect you to foot the bill for their expensive meals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that all players will split the virtual bill equally, so you never have to worry about being stuck with a hefty tab.

Join us for a hilarious adventure where you can build your dream restaurant and invite all your friends for a virtual feast. Just make sure to communicate with your fellow players about who is paying for what, or you might end up with a virtual bill that’s way out of your budget.

Don’t let dating drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and enjoy a stress-free environment where everyone pays their fair share. Who knew that Minecraft could teach us valuable lessons about sharing the costs of a meal? See you in the game!

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CraftyCook Minecraft Server

cooking at home, cooking for others, meal planning, Dinner, Gastronomy

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise to cook up a delicious three-course meal for you…virtually! Our chefs are experts at crafting pixelated delicacies that will leave your taste buds tingling. From a starter of Creeper Sushi to a main course of Diamond-encrusted Pork Chops, and a dessert of Redstone Cake, we’ve got it all covered. Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and feast your eyes on the most mouth-watering dishes Minecraft has to offer. Who needs real food when you can dine in style on our server? Bon appétit!

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CreeperCringeCraft

embarrassing experience, CreeperCringeCraft, Embarrassing moment, regretful, EMBARRASSING

Have you ever accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought you were using a torch but it was actually a flint and steel? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have fireproof houses! Yes, you heard that right, you can set as many fires as you want and your house will still be standing strong. Join us for the ultimate fireproofing experience and never worry about burning down your creations again!

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Maduro’s Mayhem Minecraft Server

controversy, Corruption, Democracy, Venezuela, Maduro

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have more chaos than Venezuela! our admin is like Maduro but cooler and we demand receipts of your epic wins in the game! if you don’t have receipts, you get banned faster than you can say “diamonds!” plus, our players are like allies, always causing chaos and making the game more fun! so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

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CraftyEvan’sPrisonSwap

press freedom, Evan Gershkovich, major news, political news, Media

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Russia trading a WSJ reporter for a bag of potato chips! Join us for epic adventures, like battling creepers with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. Our community is more tight-knit than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and can teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. So come on, join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

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COVIDCraft: Mindless Miners

COVID-19 consequences, miners, brain function, cognitive function, COVID-19 research

so like, u know how u get covid and then ur brain goes all wonky? well, turns out it can make u dumber too! like, u could lose 10 whole IQ points just from getting sick! but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u can like, exercise ur brain and get smarter again! so come join us and let’s get those brain cells back in shape! who needs school when u got minecraft, amirite?

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”UohCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server”

Uoooooh Global, virtual reality, internet culture, content creators, Hide

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and discuss your favorite virtual YouTubers from the biggest corporations to the tiniest indies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and make them do his bidding. Rumor has it he once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch out for off-topic raids – those sneaky skeletons are always up to no good!

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New A.I. Finds Minecraft SMP Madness

finds, Technology, robotics, obscure A.I., cutting-edge technology

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we showcase the weirdest and wildest A.I. creations from across the multiverse! Ever seen a robot chicken that can do the moonwalk? Or a sentient toaster that tells jokes? Well, you’ll find all that and more on our server!

Join us if you want to witness the chaos of A.I. gone wild, where our resident robots have been known to break out into dance parties and challenge players to rap battles. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lab where a mad scientist is creating a robot army to take over the world!

So if you’re ready to explore the wacky world of artificial intelligence in Minecraft, come join us and see what kind of crazy creations you can discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what kind of robotic shenanigans await you on our server!

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