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R9k was always the main board Minecraft SMP

Architecture, art, Board, Corruption, creator, crossdressing, culture, Details, Elegant, envy, gene seed, Legion, Main, main board, medieval monks, Minecraft, Moot’s children, original content, Propaganda, r9k, royal blood, smp, SOPHISTICATED, Spamming, symbol, traitors

Welcome to the most prestigious Minecraft SMP server out there! We are the descendants of Moot himself, the royal blood of 4chan. Our posts are like works of art, written with the sophistication of medieval monks. But beware, our enemies have been trying to corrupt us with their spam and propaganda. They even started spreading rumors that we’re known for crossdressing instead of our original content! Join us in our quest to reclaim our rightful place as the rulers of the Minecraft world. Only the bravest and most elite players can handle the madness that awaits on this server. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legend among legends? Join us now and show the world what it truly means to be a member of the r9k SMP!

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New Server IP
Mystic Realm Quests 1.21.4

1.21.4, adult services, brothels, criminal behavior, dangerous situations, escort services, finding prostitutes, illegal activities, mystic, nightlife, prostitution, Quests, Realm, Red Light District, risky encounters, seedy locations, sex industry, sex trafficking, sexual exploitation, solicitation, soliciting sex workers, streetwalkers, underground economy, vice squad

Lol, bro, forget about prostitutes, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got creeper parties every night where we blow up stuff and laugh like maniacs.

Our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a Minecraft rapper.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

So ditch the sketchy street corners and come join us for some blocky fun!

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New Server IP
LateMate’s Minecraft Server

car totaled, chronically late friend, church friend, convoy to rental dealer, ditching friend, feeling bad, friend in need, gas money, helping out, late for everything, late for functions, LateMates, leaving friend to find own way home, Minecraft, never late, out of town trips, rental car, respect for time, Server, standing by decision, Time management, time management issues

Are you tired of always being late to the party while your friend from church is living in his own time zone? Join our Minecraft server where being fashionably late is the new trend!

Picture this: you’re on a mission to build the most epic castle in all of Minecraft, but oh no, you’re running late! Don’t worry, because on our server, being fashionably late means your castle will be the talk of the town.

Just like how our friend from church always leaves his phone in the rental car, you’ll leave your mark on the server with your epic builds that will make everyone go “wow, where did they find the time to build that?”.

So come join us on our server where being fashionably late is the new cool, and where ditching your friend to find his own way home is not only accepted, but encouraged! Don’t be on time, be fashionably late!

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New Server IP
HangryCraft

Birthday, Boyfriend, Chores, common sense, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, cooking preparation, Disappointment, Excuses, Expectations, Frustration, HangryCraft, household duties, Maid, misunderstandings, Pots, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Upset, work-life balance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from majestic castles to intricate redstone contraptions.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also encounter hilarious situations like the one where your boyfriend promises to cook but blames the maid for not washing the pots in time. Who needs logic when you have Minecraft, right?

So come on in and let loose with us! And remember, if your boyfriend gets mad at you for something he did, just build him a virtual doghouse to sleep in – problem solved!

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New Server IP
FearMineSMP: IrrationalFear

anxiety, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing control, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, FearMineSMP, irrational fear, IrrationalFear, Phobia

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are actually trained monkeys who will do your bidding.

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant disco ball that shoots out diamonds and the Nether is a tropical paradise with flamingo mobs. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor.

Oh, and did I mention the PvP arena is a giant lava pit filled with flying pigs? Yeah, it’s lit. So come join us and conquer your irrational fear of missing out on the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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R9k was always the main board Minecraft SMP

Mystic Realm Quests 1.21.4

LateMate’s Minecraft Server

HangryCraft

FearMineSMP: IrrationalFear