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Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, big, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, cloud, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGenrated Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, gotta be quicker than that, guides, important, Juicy naturals, Last week, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Other links, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Samplers, SD.Next, Server, STAY MAD, Tags for Prompting, v6, Wiki

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	336388

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are big and juicy just like your mom’s V6 engine! Our “gotta be quicker than that :^)” edition will have you sprinting through the virtual world faster than a cheetah on Red Bull.

Last week, we had an epic battle on “stay mad” where players fought tooth and nail for glory and bragging rights. If you want to join the fun, make sure to check out our New User Guide and Controlnet to get started.

But that’s not all – we have animations that will blow your mind, block merging that will make your head spin, and a ComfyUI that will make you feel like you’re cuddled up in a warm blanket.

Looking to spice things up? We’ve got models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even some fetish content for the adventurous players out there. Trust us, you won’t be bored on this server.

And if you need a break from all the action, check out our LoRa Training scripts or dive into some OP Pasta for a good laugh. With so much to explore and discover, this Minecraft server is the place to be for all your gaming needs. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP LoneStar96

1996, BETRAYAL, Chris Cooper, Cool, Corruption, Drama, Family secrets, film, HARD, infertility, John Sayles, Lone Star, LoneStar96, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, powerful storytelling, relationships, small town, smp, texas, unexpected ending, unexpected twist

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the unexpected is always expected! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything, just like the ending of that film that made someone hard for some reason. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join too, like our annual llama rodeo where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend to play chess with. So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time!

MommyCraft: Noobs Beware!

autism, BEWARE, child protection services, cluttered home, codependency, disability, Divorce, dog sitting, ethical dilemma, family dynamics, financial abuse, health and safety concerns, infestations, Mold, MommyCraft, moral duty, neglect, Noobs, Parental Responsibility, POVERTY, Reporting, sibling relationships, social anxiety

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character is tasked with dog-sitting in a house filled with black mold, clutter, and even a guinea pig in the kitchen! But wait, there’s more – your family members are all codependent, your mom is using your sister’s disability money for luxury vacations, and your dad is nowhere to be found!

But fear not, because in this server, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos and decide whether to report your family to the Minecraft equivalent of social services. Will you choose to save the day, or will you let the madness continue?

Join now for a crazy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience! Who knew dog-sitting could be so entertaining? 😉🐶🏠 #MinecraftMadness

StruggleCraft – Love Edition

avoidance behavior, communication breakdown, couples therapy, Edition, emotional disconnect, Emotional distance, hidden struggles, lack of intimacy, love, mental health, overlooked signs, partnership challenges, Relationship Counseling, relationship issues, Relationship Red Flags, signs of distress., signs of struggle, silent suffering, StruggleCraft, struggling partner, unaddressed issues, unrecognized distress, unspoken problems

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Farms Harvested:	596	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8542	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner just stands there watching? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that because we have a strict “no freeloading” policy! Join us and watch as your partner finally starts pulling their weight in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, which has been known to turn even the most stubborn players into hopeless romantics. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate while exploring our pixelated world.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying that playing Minecraft with your partner has never been more… interesting.

UsinskCraft: Fire & Fury

breaking news, Damage, Disaster, emergency, environmental impact, explosion, explosion news, Fire, fury, Incident, industrial accident, investigation, Major, Oil Refinery, refinery explosion, Reports, russia, Russia explosion, Safety, Usinsk, Usinsk fire, UsinskCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

OMG u guys, have u heard about the EPIC server where u can set off CRAZY explosions like an oil refinery in Russia??! 😱🔥🚀 Join us for some FIRE action and watch the world BURN in a blaze of glory! Who needs boring old mining and crafting when u can blow stuff up instead?! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself started the fire just to lure players to our server. So come on over and let’s light up the night sky together! 💥🔥🌌 #ExplosiveFun #HerobrineApproved #JoinUsNow

MoralityCraft: Election Edition

Behavior, court cases, Decision making, Edition, election, elections, Ethics, Governance, health, Implications, law, Moral values, MoralityCraft, Politics, Psychology, public policy, research, seasonality, Social Sciences, society, Timing, UBC study, VALUES

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

So, like, this server be like a rollercoaster ride for your soul, man. We got seasons of moral values going on, like, whoa dude. It’s like one day you’re all about helping your neighbor and the next day you’re stealing their diamonds in the virtual world. It’s a wild ride, bro.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing if you’re gonna be a saint or a sinner on any given day. Plus, imagine the chaos in the virtual court cases and elections we’ll have. It’s gonna be a riot, man.

So, like, come join us on this crazy journey of moral ambiguity and see where the seasons take you. It’s gonna be a trip, dude.

MEDUSACRAFT SMP | UNIQUE ECONOMY & SURVIVAL | STAFF NEEDED!

Crate rewards, Discord, Earth, Economy, free to play, Grief Protection, MedusaCraft, Minecraft, Needed, pay to win, player-driven economy, PvE, PvP, server ip, smp, Staff, Store, Survival, Towny, Unique, vote ranks

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

MedusaCraft | Information

MedusaCraft is a small friendly survival server that aims to provide your classic minecraft survival experience. The server offers a player-driven economy, which gives everyone a chance to buy/sell items independently.For extra comfort and safety of our players we offer grief protection so our players can protect their builds, homes and land.We are not a pay to win server. We offer a free to play experience for everyone with vote ranks, extra perks, amazing crate rewards that can all be obtained with votes and in-game currency.

Important Info

Server IP – play.medusacraft.orgDiscord Link – https://discord.gg/tCxEfrkD3RStore – http://store.medusacraft.org/

pmc.medusacraft.org

ExoriaSMP: Where even the creepers are asking for a raise 13+

BetterRTP, Clearlag, CMILib, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Discordsrv, Essentials, ExoriaSMP, guard, Jobs, luckperms, Minecraft, Plugins, raise, rules, Shop, SimplePortals, smp, Survival, Tab, Tpa, VAULT, Worldedit

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

ExoriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21
Keep Inventory	On
Difficulty	Normal
IP	ExoriaSMP.serv.gs

Features:

Website
Community
Fully in-house operated server
Discord bridge

Rules:

Don’t be racist
No hacking
Change your nickname to be your Minecraft IGN
No NSFW content
No speedrunning
No spamming
No combat log
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense
Be honest

Guiding Principle:

Moderation should be the last resort, and not the first.

Plugins Used:

Plugin Name
BetterRTP
Clearlag modified
CMILib
DiscordSRV
Essentials
Jobs
Shop
Luckperms
SimplePortals
Tpa
TAB
Vault
WorldEdit + Guard

Join the Server:

If you want to join, click Here

PurrfectCraft Minecraft Server

adorable, cat, cat lover, Country, countryside, cute, domestic animal, domesticated, Feline, four-legged friend, für, mammal, meow, Minecraft, pet, pet owner, purr, PurrfectCraft, Rural, rural living, Server, Tail, Whiskers

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	5484	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mines Excavated:	4305	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where cats rule the land? Well, look no further because on our server, cats are banned! That’s right, no more pesky felines stealing your loot or knocking over your precious redstone creations. Join us and experience a world where dogs reign supreme and creepers are actually friendly! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

CuckCraft, cucks, ending, ever, fucking, happier, Happy, Hero, just, Kek, KWAB, Like.., long tail, love, NothingMakesMeHappier, One, Seeing.., Shit, smp, tags, worst endings, you

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!