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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3914 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 241 | Ores Mined: | 5177 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Our members are like no other – we’ve got a fertility goddess, a feral polar bear, a hex maniac, a dorky yandere, your ever-demanding mistress, and a hypnotic cuttlefish. And yes, they’re all in a relationship with the server owner (what a lucky guy, am I right?).
But wait, there’s more! We have transparent head cutouts, greentext archives, and even ASMR VODs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy ride, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe sacrifice a few creepers for good measure). See you on the server, if you dare!