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CraftyAzerOppMCServ

activism, Assassination, azerbaijan, brutal attack, Conflict, CraftyAzerOppMCServ, crime, Democracy, dies, Exile, Figure, France, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Justice, opposition, opposition movement, Politics, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Votes:	4959
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Zero Infinity Craft

closer to infinity, closer to zero, Craft, infinite values, Infinity, mathematical concepts, mathematical principles, mathematical properties, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number, numerical analysis, numerical comparisons, numerical distance, numerical proximity, numerical relationships, numerical values, Zero, zero point, zero vs infinity

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Votes:	3795	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Potions Brewed:	133	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2655
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Towns Built:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	5876	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Emeralds Found:	8785	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?