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BathroomBlocker3000

bathroom etiquette, bathroom hygiene, BathroomBlocker3000, chronic OCD, cleanliness, fear of germs, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender transition, living arrangements, personal boundaries, personal space, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate relationships, transitioning, urinary issues

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Gods Slained:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchantments Applied:	223
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any pee on the seats! Unlike poor Jerry and Kayla’s unfortunate bathroom situation, our server is clean and pristine.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures, where you won’t have to worry about sitting in anyone’s urine (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment here).

Our server is perfect for those with OCD or germaphobia, as we promise a pee-free environment for all players. So come on in and let’s build some epic structures without any bathroom mishaps getting in the way. See you in the game!

CreeperCrazeMC

#venting, anger, Anonymity, Conflict, CreeperCrazeMC, Cruel, cyberbullying, dark side, dark thoughts, death wish, digital communication, emotional response, Frustration, hatred, internet, ONLINE, online relationships, Revenge, social media, toxic behavior, virtual interaction

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually unleash your inner villain and plot the demise of your enemies in the most creative ways possible!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to trap someone in a never-ending maze of lava, or maybe turn them into a chicken and watch them squawk around helplessly. The possibilities are endless on our server, where revenge is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

So come on and join us if you’ve ever wanted to let out your dark side and show those pesky players who’s really in charge. Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft!

PennyCraft: Save, Spend, Repeat!

budgeting, Financial Advice, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Security, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money mindset, money saving tips, penny saved, PennyCraft, personal finance, repeat, Save, saving money, smart budgeting, smart spending, spend, wealth building, wise investments

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1896	Star Shards Collected:	176
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can save pennies by building ur own virtual piggy bank! but watch out, the piggy bank is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who will peck u to death if u try to steal the pennies!

if u manage to survive the zombie chicken attack, u can use ur pennies to buy magical unicorn armor that makes u invincible! but be careful, the armor is cursed and will turn u into a unicorn if u wear it for too long!

we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the evil potato king who guards it with his army of flying potatoes! only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat him and claim the treasure for themselves!

so what are u waiting for? join us on dis wacky and wild minecraft server for a penny-saving, unicorn-transforming, potato-fighting adventure like no other!

MineGirlyCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Childhood Case File, collaboration event, Dazzling Arclight, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Flying With Eagles, GF1 Resources, gfg, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline General, Key Card Point Event, lore material, lurk 2 months, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, MineGirlyCraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade batch, New Re-Supply Gacha, Night Shadow, phantom thieves, PNC Resources, Pointcaré Recurrence, ranking rerun, retards, Retrocausal Trie Interference, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Theater Mode Season 11, Tourists, translated story, Ultimate, Zero Charge

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Votes:	717
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where flying eagles are your companions and tailfeather maidens are your enemies. But don’t worry, you can join the Phantom Thieves and steal the show in our epic events like the Cartesian Theatre. And if that’s not enough, get ready for a collaboration event with Steins;Gate that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic battles against seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and even tourists. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here!

NervousCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, athletes, Canada, Choke, Competition, doubt, Expectations, fear, first match, Masterclass, Minecraft, nerves, Nervous, NervousCraft, Performance, PRESSURE, Server, sports, TEAM, Tournament, universe champion, world watching

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Enchantments Applied:	177	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of the pressure of being the universe champion in Minecraft? Join our server and leave all that stress behind! Who cares if you choke against Canada in our first match? On our server, we celebrate epic fails and outrageous moments. The world may be watching, but they’ll be too busy laughing at our crazy antics to care about your performance. So come join us and let loose, because on our server, the only expectation is to have a good time!

CartelCraft: Banker Brawl

ACCUSED, Aiding, Arrests, banker, brawl, CartelCraft, Chinese, cooperation, criminal network, criminal organizations, cross-border, financial crimes, illegal activities, illegal transactions, illicit funds, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, Mexican cartel, money laundering, money trail, organized crime, underground bankers

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7947	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where chinese underground bankers are helping mexican cartels build their bases and trade illegal goods! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft! you can be a part of this crazy adventure and see how far you can go in the criminal underworld. join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

Friend or Foe Minecraft

acquaintances, best friends, Bonding, changing relationships, Communication, Companionship, Connection, deep connections, emotional connection, foe, Friend, friendship, human interaction, loyalty, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, social circles, social dynamics, strangers, support system, Trust, unexpected friendships

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ores Mined:	5841
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Potions Brewed:	139
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Towns Built:	9	Animals Bred:	186

come join dis server where u can make best friends with strangers and then suddenly they become strangers again but then u make new best friends who are even better than the old ones. it’s like a rollercoaster of friendship, but in minecraft form. u never know who u gonna meet next, maybe a talking pig or a dancing cow. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times u can fall into a pit of lava and lose all ur diamonds. so come on, join us and experience the thrill of friendship and adventure in the most unpredictable way possible.

CityBuild Minecraft server

administration, Capital, city, Citybuild, Coins, commercial buildings, Discord, donation, fortress, Kit, Land, Mayor, Minecraft, Plot, price, private size, Province, Purchase, Rent, Server, Spawn, Store

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Buildings Constructed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Build and develop your city, the project is just starting, the map is new, without wipes and chaos, a comfortable build chill. If your city grows to 7 inhabitants, then you receive the status of Mayor, and with it a team donation and a kit CityBuild. The server has an adequate private size, enough to seize a large piece of land for yourself and build both a small province and an impregnable fortress. Spawn is the capital. In the capital, like in any other city, you can rent/purchase a plot or building, usually commercial buildings like a store. Registration of the city takes place in the discord channel, instructions are attached. Every 10 minutes you will receive $10; the coins will be useful to you in the future just for purchasing your own plot. The mayor has the right to set any price for a plot in his city. The administration has no right to interfere in the affairs of the city, except in cases of violation of the rules. All details are in the discord.

s25.joinserver.xyz:25989

Welcome to Crumpton SMP: Where crashing from too many mods is basically a right of passage! Let’s get crafting – and crashing!

BASICALLY, building, casual play, Community, Content Creation, Cooking, Crafting, Crashing, Crumpton, Custom Modpack, Discord, Economy, Exploring, Farming, Fishing, java, Lets, Mining, Modded, Mods, passage, Redstone, redstone creations, smp, SMP format, Transport, weather

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Alien Abductions:	0	Potions Brewed:	123
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Crumpton SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Crumpton SMP
Server Type	Modded Survival
Custom Modpack	Yes
Supported Platforms	Java
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How do I apply to join the server?

To apply, join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions in the welcome channel.

2. Is the server modded or vanilla?

The server is modded with a custom modpack created by the Crumpton crew.

3. What type of additions does the modpack include?

The modpack includes additions related to redstone, farming, cooking, building, weather, transport, economy, fishing, mining, exploring, and more.

4. Is the server currently online?

Yes, the server is currently online and ready for players to join.

PixelPill Minecraft Server

Alternative Music, anti-establishment music, blackpilled bands, counterculture music, Dark Music, independent music, Minecraft, nihilistic music, outsider music, PixelPill, Server, underground artists, underground bands, underground culture, underground hip hop, underground metal, underground music, underground musicians, underground punk, underground rap, underground rock, underground scene

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Secret Passages Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Are you tired of mainstream music that just doesn’t get your dark and edgy soul? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate haven for all the underground blackpilled bands you’ve never even heard of! Join us and discover the most obscure and twisted music that will make your ears bleed with joy. From the demonic screams of the Cursed Cucumbers to the haunting melodies of the Depressed Donkeys, we’ve got it all! So come on down and join our server for a musical experience that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs mainstream when you can have underground blackpilled bands on our server?