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RealisticCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of those boring, cartoony Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is as realistic as Ukraine (minus the political drama)! Say goodbye to rainbow graphics and hello to the true, grey and depressing world of ABI Minecraft server. Join us if you’re tired of little autist Timmy crying about not enough rainbows in the game – we cater to the true gamers who appreciate a good dose of realism in their virtual worlds. So come on, join us and experience the most authentic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! -
NoBoastZoneMC
Are you tired of being underestimated by your parents? Join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! Just like this player who didn’t study for their school exams, but still aced their university entrance exam with a whopping 98%!On our server, you can prove all the haters wrong and become the ultimate Minecraft master, even if you didn’t study for it. So come on, join us and show the world what you’re made of! Who needs good grades when you have mad Minecraft skills, am I right?
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HungryHeroCraft
so, like, imagine you’re a superhero, right? but you can’t even eat fast enough to keep up with all the crime-fighting you’re doing. that’s where our server comes in, bro. we got food that makes you eat super fast, like you’re a freakin’ vacuum cleaner. you’ll be able to save the world and still have time for a snack.plus, we got this crazy story about a group of pandas who learned how to fly by eating enchanted bamboo. now they’re soaring through the skies, dropping gifts for players to find. you could be the lucky one to snag a flying panda mount and zoom around the server like a boss.
not to mention, we have a secret underground city where the villagers have developed a taste for adventure. they’ll challenge you to crazy tasks and reward you with rare items. it’s like a whole new world beneath the surface, waiting to be explored.
so come join us on the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre server out there. who needs regular old superheroes when you can have flying pandas and underground villagers? let’s get weird, my dudes.
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RezzCraft: Where Java and Bedrock unite in pixelated harmony! #SurvivalMadness
Server Overview
Server Features 1.21.1 Support Enhanced Vanilla Mechanics Grief Prevention Leveling System Advanced Farming System Separate Anarchy World Server discord: https://discord.gg/ZhuBYvDWTC
Server IP (Java): rezzcraft.mcraft.pro
Server IP (Bedrock): 192.3.27.74:27099
FAQ
Question Answer Is griefing allowed on the server? No, we have a Grief Prevention plugin in place to prevent griefing. Can I use /sethome and /tpa commands? Yes, we have enhanced vanilla mechanics that allow for the use of these commands. How can I claim land? Use a golden shovel to claim your land on the server. Is there a separate world for anarchy? Yes, there is a separate anarchy world where anything goes. You can find the portal in the spawn area. -
PussyCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the cats are getting in on the action! Why bother with a regular job when you can join us and let the women do all the work for Shekelstein? Our server is so wild, even the animals are getting involved in the fun!Join us for crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community like no other. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be part of our outrageous world where anything goes? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!
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SMP_CraftyCreeper83940525
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is NASTY in all the best ways!Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: lifetime supply may only last 5 minutes).
Our server is so wild that creepers are afraid to explode, skeletons have dance battles instead of shooting arrows, and zombies have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers.
So come on down to our server and join the chaos! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your llama-loving heart stolen.
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OfficeObsessed Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can socialize with your virtual colleagues? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual office, where you can meet up with your blocky coworkers and grab lunch together (virtually, of course).Join our server and experience the thrill of going on virtual lunch dates with your pixelated teammates. Who knows, you might even spark a virtual office romance! Just make sure your real-life partner doesn’t get jealous, because on our server, anything can happen.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that brings the drama of office politics into the virtual world, join us now! Who knew punching trees and building houses could be so scandalous?
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SisSickDayDenied – Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into virtual chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister trying to pawn off her shift onto them without permission.Experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations, like deciding whether to cave into guilt trips or stand your ground like a true warrior. Will you choose to save the day or let the drama unfold? The choice is yours on our server!
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that embodies the craziness of real-life family dynamics in a virtual world? Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape into a world where you can build, explore, and conquer, all while dealing with hilarious family antics along the way?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic adventure – join our Minecraft server now and let the drama unfold in the most entertaining way possible!
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CashWasterMinecraftSMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about wasting money again! Our server is full of hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear just waiting for you to find. Who needs real-life money when you can be rolling in virtual riches on our server?But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary pig named Sir Oinksalot who has been known to grant wishes to those who bring him a stack of golden carrots. Want to fly like a bird? Sir Oinksalot can make it happen. Want to turn your enemies into harmless bunnies? Sir Oinksalot can do that too. Just be careful what you wish for, because Sir Oinksalot has a mischievous side.
So why waste money on real-life stuff when you can join our Minecraft SMP and live a life of luxury and adventure? Come join us today and start your journey to virtual wealth and hilarity!