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EvilCraft Minecraft Server

BIAS, BIASED, controversial, documentary, Evil on Trial, evilcraft, historical, investigation, Justice, justice system, Make Germany Great Again, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Netflix, Political, Propaganda, propaganda film, Server, trump, Truth, War Crimes, World War 2

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Star Shards Collected:	189
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old history documentaries? Want to experience WW2 in a whole new light? Join our Minecraft server where we recreate historical battles with a twist! Our biased WW2 documentary, “Make Germany Great Again,” features constant references to Trump and a whole lot of questionable historical accuracy. Join us for a wild ride through history like you’ve never seen before! Who knew learning could be this hilarious?

CraftyMateen’s Minecraft Server

Abdul-Mateen II, action, CraftyMateens, Director, fighting harder, INTENSE, John Creasy, man on fire, Mercenary, Minecraft, Netflix, Personal demons, ptsd, Redemption, redemption path, series, Server, special forces, steven caple jr, Survival, Thriller, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you can play as John Creasy, a Special Forces mercenary with intense PTSD. Survive the most desolate of situations and fight harder than ever to overcome your personal demons.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be battling mobs and exploring new worlds, but you’ll also have the chance to redeem yourself and become a hero in the Minecraft universe. Join now and experience the thrill of being a high-functioning mercenary in a blocky world like never before!

Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join our server today and let the madness begin!

HairCraftHusbandNoCare

Affection, affectionate, Apology, appreciation, bland, Caring, Communication, curly hair, Empathy, haircare, HairCraftHusbandNoCare, hairstyles, husband, love, Marriage, misunderstanding, reaction, relationships, straight hair, Support, Wife

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of your wife constantly changing up her hairstyle and expecting you to react like it’s the most amazing thing in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we appreciate all hairstyles, whether curly or straight!

Join us and unleash your creativity in building the most fabulous hair salon for your pixelated wife. Show her that you can give the most amount of cares possible about her hair, even in block form. Who knows, maybe she’ll finally understand that your reactions are anything but bland!

So come on over and join our server for some hair-raising fun and make your wife’s virtual hair dreams come true. It’s time to show her that you do get it, even if it’s just in the world of Minecraft.

PeePooPals Minecraft Server

dog behavior, dog etiquette, dog manners, dog owners, dog owners behavior, dog owners etiquette, dog owners responsibility, dog training, Minecraft, PeePooPals, pet behavior, pet etiquette, pet manners, pet owners, pet owners behavior, pet owners etiquette, pet owners responsibility, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet training, pet waste, property damage, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of dealing with rude neighbors who let their dogs use your lawn as a bathroom? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no dog pee or poo policy! That’s right, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after other people’s pets because our virtual world is pristine and poop-free.

Join our server and experience a world where dogs are banned and only cute, pixelated animals roam free. Build your dream house without fear of stepping in a surprise pile of poo, and enjoy the peace and tranquility of a dog-free environment.

But that’s not all! If you join our server today, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Poop Patrol” mini-game, where you can hunt down virtual dogs and send them to virtual obedience school. It’s a hilarious and outrageous way to take out your frustration on those pesky pooches.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to doggy drama forever!

CraftyChicksOnly

arrogance, beauty standards, Confidence, CraftyChicksOnly, DATING, Girls, guys, humor, Insecurity, intelligence, materialism, misconceptions, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, self-absorption, shallowness, Superficiality, Unattractive, Vanity

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty dudes? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual paradise for all the ladies out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all the male players into adorable kittens, because let’s be real, who needs toxic masculinity in a blocky world? Plus, our server is guarded by a squad of handsome Minecraft hunks who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day. So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more attractive than the pixelated landscapes is your fellow female players!

GazaPierCraft Minecraft Server

Coastal, disaster relief, emergency response, Erosion, FOREIGN AID, gaza, gaza aid, GazaPierCraft, Humanitarian Aid, i24NEWS, Infrastructure, international relations, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Pier, political tensions, Reconstruction, Report, Server, U.S, united states, weather concerns

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

lol u guys ever heard of a minecraft server that was so lit that the u.s. government wanted to take it down?? yea that’s right, our server is so fire that even the government is shook! they said it was cuz of “weather concerns” but we all know it’s cuz they couldn’t handle the heat of our epic builds and pvp battles. join now before the feds shut us down for good and miss out on all the fun! trust me, you don’t wanna be left out in the cold like the u.s. government, come join the party!

PrisonCraft: #MeTooChina

Activist, Censorship, China, civil rights, feminism, freedom of speech, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, judicial system, Justice, Legal System, METOO, MeTooChina, political activism, Prison, PrisonCraft, protest, sentenced, sexual harassment, social justice, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

lol join this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! u know what else is creeper? getting sentenced to 5 years in prison like this china #metoo activist. but on our server, we only sentence u to 5 minutes of timeout if u break the rules. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with skeletons and zombies. come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and friendship.

Bedroom DistanceCraft

BEDROOM, Boundaries, children, Distance, DistanceCraft, family, growing up, home, House, Kids, living arrangements, noise, parenting, parents, privacy, relationships, separation, Sleep, Space, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. like, they just wanna spread love and joy, man. also, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a wild party up in here, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right. you can mine for delicious chocolate diamonds and eat them for a boost of energy. it’s like a candyland in minecraft, bro.

plus, the villagers are all secretly master chefs and they throw epic food festivals every weekend. you can feast on the most delicious dishes made from ingredients you never even knew existed in minecraft. it’s a culinary adventure, my friend.

so, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, once you’ve hugged a creeper and eaten a chocolate diamond, you’ll never wanna leave. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, baby.

CraftyMelaninJoy

anxiety, Black youth, coping mechanisms, CraftyMelaninJoy, depression, discrimination, emotional well being, Identity, internalizing, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minority, Oppression, racial discrimination, racism, self esteem, social justice, societal pressures, systemic racism, Trauma

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the real world drama and dive into a blocky paradise, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and creepers that tell dad jokes! Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about your real life problems.

And get this, our server is so magical that it can cure depression and anxiety just by logging in! Seriously, one time a player was feeling down, but after spending just 5 minutes on our server, they were dancing like a chicken on a hot potato!

So come on, join us and let your worries melt away in a world where anything is possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

🌟 NeonARK SMP: Where our vanilla tastes are as strong as our neon lights! 🌟

Adventure, Builds, classic, Community, Discord, DISCOVER, Events, Explore, Fun, Help, Join, lights, Maps, Minecraft, Neon, NeonARK, Players, Plugins, Prizes, Server, smp, STRONG, Support, TASTES, Twist, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Feature	Description
Friendly Community	Meet awesome players!
Customer Supportive	We’re here to help!
Weekly Events	Win cool in-game prizes!
	Check out amazing builds and mini maps!
Vanilla + Plugins	Classic Minecraft with a twist!

Join Our Discord: Click here!

Don’t miss the fun. See you in NeonARK SMP!

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FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by entering the server IP in your Minecraft client and connecting to the server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow. You can find them in the server spawn area or on our Discord server.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow certain mods on the server, but they must comply with our rules. Check with a staff member before using any mods.

Q: How can I report a player for misconduct?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member in-game or through our Discord server. Provide evidence if possible.

Q: Are there any in-game events or competitions?

A: Yes, we regularly host events and competitions with prizes for participants. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements.