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CraftyConflictMC

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2917	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	1150

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than russia-ukraine war but with way more explosions and chaos! india is like “no way, i’m too busy playing on this server to endorse any boring summit statements!” we have epic factions fighting for control, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

BreakfastCraft: Because Pancakes for Dinner is Totally Acceptable

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Crops Grown:	8691	Dragon Eggs Found:	7352
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE SERVE BACON SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER! ONLY PSYCHOS EAT HAM SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST HERE! COME BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WHILE EATING THE MOST RANDOM MEALS OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BACON FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER?! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

DiabeticCraft: Boomers Edition

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ores Mined:	3840
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where the only thing tripling is the fun, not diabetes prevalence in older adults! We don’t care about that boring stuff, we care about building epic structures and slaying creepers like it’s nobody’s business.

We got more crazy builds than there are people with type 1 diabetes in the US over 65, and that’s a lot, fam! Join us and watch as your creativity triples just like the prevalence of diabetes in older adults since the 1990s. Who needs health statistics when you can have a blast in our server?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than reading about diabetes statistics. Let’s get building, baby!

Grimwald SMP Java: Where watching grass grow is considered an extreme sport! Join now for the slow action!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

About us	We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.
Features	Proximity voicechat, optional feature Vanilla tweaks datapacks for quality of life Coreprotect for server protection Hard difficulty Democracy for decision-making Updates to new versions soon after release Friendly community Minigames and events Group projects No pay to win or voting for access

Apply here to get a chance to vote on various aspects of the season before we start!

FAQ:

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, anyone is welcome as long as they follow the rules.

2. Is voicechat mandatory?

No, proximity voicechat is optional for players to use.

3. How is the server protected from hackers and griefers?

We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.

4. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

We have vanilla-like configs, allowing TNT, rail, and carpet duping, as well as bedrock breaking.

5. How are server decisions made?

All major server decisions are voted on by the players in a democracy system.

Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

HygieneCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t ask the real questions? Well, look no further! Join our server and ponder the important things in life, like whether pussy tastes the same no matter what. Our community of players is always up for a lively debate and you never know what outrageous topic will come up next. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground cat cult that worships the mystical power of feline companions. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of drama in your life? Looking for a place to escape and have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a rollercoaster!

We promise no one will question the paternity of your pixelated baby or make snide remarks about your virtual fashion choices. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Spooky fun for everyone!

CreeperCrashers

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Items Found:	6387	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about moochers like my girlfriend’s friend’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server where everyone pulls their weight and contributes equally… unless you’re a creeper, then you can just explode and cause chaos, we don’t mind that kind of freeloaders!

Our server is full of exciting adventures, like trying to survive the night without getting blown up by creepers or finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines. Plus, we have a strict “no moochers allowed” policy, so you won’t have to worry about someone expecting you to pay for their virtual drinks.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any lazy freeloaders ruining the fun. Who needs a boyfriend who won’t even buy a round of drinks when you can have a whole community of gamers who actually contribute? Join now and let the adventures begin!

PleasureCraftXYZ

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	466

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will tickle your funny bone and stimulate your creativity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and experience a world where the weirdest things are not only accepted, but encouraged! Build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or even start a farm with exploding chickens – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most bizarre and hilarious community you’ll ever meet. From players who communicate solely in cat memes to builders who construct entire cities out of cheese, you’ll never be bored with the eclectic cast of characters on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild – who knows, you might even discover a new pleasure you never knew you had!

NeuroCraft: SunkCostVortex

behavioral economics, brain activity, brain function, brain mapping, brain region, brain region identification, brain study, cognitive bias, cognitive neuroscience, Commitment, Decision making, decision making process, goals, NeuroCraft, neuroscience, Psychology, research, sunk cost fallacy, SunkCostVortex, ventromedial prefrontal cortex, vmPFC

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Animals Bred:	68
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

are you tired of your brain making you do dumb stuff? well come join our minecraft server and leave that ventromedial prefrontal cortex in the dust! we promise you won’t be stuck in the sunk cost fallacy here, just endless fun and crazy adventures! our server is like a brain vacation, where you can let loose and build to your heart’s content without worrying about silly things like commitment. so come on, join us and let your vmPFC take a break while you explore, create, and laugh your way through the best minecraft server ever!