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Picture this: you’re wandering through a mystical land filled with dragons, unicorns, and even talking trees. You stumble upon a hidden cave filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for the cave is guarded by a fierce dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its hoard.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine facing off against other players in a gladiator-style arena, armed only with your wits and your trusty sword. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be defeated by your opponents?
And let’s not forget about the emotes. With our wide selection of emotes, you can express yourself like never before. Dance like nobody’s watching, laugh until your sides hurt, or even cry tears of joy. The possibilities are endless!
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Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that the chicken statue came to life and started dancing the Macarena every time someone passed by. True story.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.
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why join, you ask? well, let me tell ya. on our server, you can ride a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens. you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and then watch it get blown up by a friendly creeper.
we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the legendary 270-degree diamond sword – the most powerful weapon in all of minecraft. but be careful, because rumor has it that the sword is guarded by a pack of zombie villagers who love to break out into dance parties when they’re not trying to eat your brains.
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jogar.minezinho.com:27045
| Server Type | Vanilla with select plugins |
|---|---|
| Economy | Diamond based |
| Land Claims | No land claims |
| Server Version | Papermc 1.20.6 |
| Location | France |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/CEwNzQXTXY |
A: No, we do not allow land claims to preserve the original Minecraft feel.
A: We have a diamond based economy.
A: We have a few select plugins for quality of life improvements.
A: We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be the next victim of his hilarious antics? Only one way to find out!
Join our server today for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Just remember to watch out for those pesky Indian immigrants – they’re everywhere!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Creeper King who grants wishes in exchange for stacks of TNT.
So why join this server? Because where else can you ride a giant squid into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge a group of evil bunnies to a dance-off? 2019 may have been tolerable, but this Minecraft server is anything but boring. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life!