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GundamCraft: Where Mechs Rule and Pixels Drool

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	2029	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, ITS OVER! Join our server for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, talking creepers, and dancing villagers. It was like a Minecraft rave party! And that’s not all – they stumbled upon a secret dungeon where the rarest diamonds were guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock like butter. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the Disco Sheep, whose funky dance moves will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, ITS OVER for boring servers once you’ve experienced the insanity of ours.

Blocky Bagels & Bizarre Binds

acceptance, bagels, Beliefs, Binds, BIZARRE, blocky, conformity, culture, Expression, feelings, freedom, Identity, Individuality, Jewish, mental health, Metaphysical, personal growth, philosophy, Religion, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Spiritual Journey, Straitjacket, tradition

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Emeralds Found:	2825	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing tighter than the straitjackets are the friendships you’ll make!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava – talk about a relaxing soak!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Crafty Idol Adventures – KahoKozue Edition

Adventures, Aqours Club, Chika Token, Crafty, dead game offline, deep blue, Edition, gacha, Idol, Infodump., KahoKozue, Liella subunit, LLLL card database, LLLL gameplay guides, Love Live! Days, Love Live! School Idol Festival, Niji Conclusion Arc, Nijigasaki VN, peace piece pizza, private server guides, School Idol Musical, SIF2 databases, SIF2 teambuilder, Superstar S3, Switch, YouRuby URs, Zenkai

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	356

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at Zenkai no /llsifg/ for a wild ride filled with Chika Token / YouRuby URs and gacha madness!

Our server is so lit that even the Love Live! Global service is ending just to make room for our epic adventures. Nijigasaki VN for Switch? We got it! Liella subunit singles dropping like hot potatoes on April 24th! And don’t even get me started on the peace piece pizza releasing on May 8th – it’s out of this world!

But wait, there’s more! Aqours Club 2024 set coming out on June 30th, School Idol Musical album hitting the shelves on August 21st, and Niji Conclusion Arc Part 1 premiering in theaters on September 6th. And let’s not forget about Superstar S3 airing in October – it’s gonna be lit!

Join our server now and immerse yourself in the madness of SIF2 databases, SIF2 teambuilder, and all the LLLL gameplay guides you could ever dream of. Plus, we’ve got a LLLL card database that will blow your mind!

Don’t miss out on the fun – hop on our Minecraft server today and let the insanity begin!

RoboLoveCraft: Where FemBots and Players Unite!

body positivity, dating advice, dating challenges, dating goals, dating struggles, dating tips, family, fembot community, fembots, Friends, hobbies, how to meet a fembot, personal growth, Players, relationships, RoboLoveCraft, self improvement, self love, self-confidence, social circle, support system, unite, weight loss journey

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Fembots roam free and are ready to mingle! Join us for a chance to meet your very own robotic companion and embark on hilarious adventures together.

Our server is filled with 32-year-old players who are dedicated to improving themselves, just like you! With active hobbies, great friends, and a loving family, you’ll fit right in with our community.

Don’t worry about your weight, we’re all about self-improvement here! In fact, one player has already lost 14lbs this month just by playing on our server. Who knew mining and crafting could be so good for your health?

So come join us and let us help you navigate the world of dating Fembots. We’ll teach you how to bridge the gap between man and machine, and who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

Don’t be shy, ask us anything and we’ll make sure you have a blast on our server. See you in the game!

Crafty Time Travelers: Steins;Craft

Anime, character analysis, Character development, complex emotions, coping mechanisms, Crafty, determination, eccentric behavior, friendship, iconic quotes, loyalty, male protagonist, mental health, Okabe Rintarou, psychological depth, relationships, science fiction, SELF AWARENESS, Steins;Gate, SteinsCraft, Time, time travel, Trauma, travelers

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9767
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate adventure like no other! Are you tired of boring old male protagonists in other games? Well, on our server, we have Okabe – the most epic, hilarious, and downright outrageous protagonist you’ll ever meet!

Join us and embark on crazy quests with Okabe as he navigates through the world of Minecraft in search of the rarest items and the most insane adventures. Why settle for boring when you can have Okabe leading the way?

Not convinced yet? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Okabe once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. True story! And on our server, you can witness all the madness firsthand.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see for yourself why Okabe is the ultimate male protagonist in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Creepers: Andy Sixx’s Asshole Adventure

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can suck so hard on Andy Sixx’s asshole that food he hasn’t even eaten yet comes out!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Build your own asshole-shaped castle and rule over your fellow players with a iron fist. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your unique architectural choices.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the weirdness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself sucking on Andy Sixx’s asshole sooner than you think!

CurryCraft: Where Indian Immigration Brings Spice to Your World

Brings, cultural exchange, currycraft, discrimination, Diversity, easy to sleep with, economic growth, Globalization, immigration, Immigration Policy, Inceldom, Indian, Indian Immigration, Indian men, Indian women, integration, local incels, local population, Mogging, Multiculturalism, Social Cohesion, Spice, Stereotypes, Workforce, world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the main benefit of joining is that you’ll never have to worry about inceldom again! Why? Because Indian immigrants have taken over and they’re the new incels, leaving the local population free to mog them with ease. Plus, Indian women are apparently the easiest on the planet to sleep with – they’ll go for anyone who’s not Indian! So come join us and experience a whole new level of non-inceldom and sleeping around!

CraftyCrackers – LOLz

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the cows fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on saddled chickens.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas who taught them how to build a castle out of enchanted cheese. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast who guards a treasure trove of emeralds and golden apples. Will you be brave enough to face the Diamond Dragon and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pixelated TV Addict Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Votes:	3835

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the mundane world of TV shows and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and say goodbye to boring TV shows because once you start playing on our server, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

Our server is so addictive that even the most dedicated TV show fanatics have abandoned their favorite shows to play with us!

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where TV shows are a thing of the past!

Crafty Commies vs. Nafo Ukraine Warlords: Minecraft Edition

cannon fodder, Commies, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, defense strategy, Edition, geopolitical dynamics., global politics, international relations, military power, military resources, military strength, military superiority, military tactics, Minecraft, NAFO, Resources, russia, strategic planning, Ukraine, war strategy, War Tactics, WARFARE, Warlords

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Villages Defended:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	567466	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can join forces with Nafo and Ukraine to take on the mighty Russia in an all-out war for domination!

But wait, you may be wondering, how does Nafo and Ukraine plan to win against a powerhouse like Russia with their 100-fold more cannon fodder and resources? Well, let us tell you a little secret – we have UNICORNS on our side! Yes, that’s right, magical unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers and can fly over the battlefield, raining down sparkles of destruction on our enemies.

Not convinced yet? How about this – we also have a secret weapon called the EXPLODING SHEEP. These sheep are specially bred to explode on impact, creating chaos and confusion among our foes. And let’s not forget our elite team of llama warriors who are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and be a part of the most INSANE and EPIC battles you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.