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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 6553 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that hates its players more than any other company? Look no further! Our server is run by a team of disgruntled employees who will go out of their way to make your gaming experience as frustrating as possible.
Join us if you enjoy being trolled, griefed, and constantly on the verge of rage-quitting. Our admins will teleport you into random lava pits, spawn mobs on top of you, and steal all your diamonds just for fun.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you die, you have to pay a “death tax” in emeralds. And if you refuse, we’ll ban you faster than you can say “I hate this server!”
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate in customer hatred! Just remember, we’re not responsible for any broken keyboards, monitors, or friendships that may result from playing on our server.
