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MeowCraft: Magnesium Mix-Up

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Villages Defended:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Farms Harvested:	947	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, dietary magnesium stabilizes CKD in older cats. and like, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server that cares about our feline friends, amirite? like, we got cats running around everywhere, helping u mine and build stuff. it’s like a cat paradise up in here.

plus, we got this crazy story about how the server was built on the ruins of an ancient cat civilization. legend has it that the cats used to rule the land, until they were betrayed by the evil dog overlords. now, it’s up to you to help the cats reclaim their rightful place as rulers of the server.

so come on, join us and be a part of this epic adventure. help the cats defeat the dogs and restore peace to the land. oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, u heard me right. free pizza. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the cat revolution begin! meow! 🐱🍕🔥

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, big mom, blocky, cousins, Dragon.., elbaf, imu, Lafitte, loki, Luffy’s mom, Minecraft, one piece, Perospero, Rocks’ crew, schizocrafting theories, Server, Shanks, Vegapunk

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting? Look no further than our server, where we have the most outrageous schizocrafting theories you’ve ever heard!

Join us and discover the hidden secrets of the Minecraft universe, like how Lafitte from Rocks’ crew faked his death just like the real Lafitte (mind blown, right?). And get ready for the shocking revelation that Imu is actually Luffy’s mom – who saw that coming?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter not one, but TWO Lokis on Elbaf. And don’t even get us started on the crazy family connections, like Shanks and Dragon being long-lost cousins. And guess what? Perospero is actually the secret love child of Big Mom and Vegapunk.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with insane theories and mind-blowing revelations, join our Minecraft server now. Just be prepared for your brain to explode with all the craziness that awaits you. See you there, crafters!

”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Backstage, clip, Entertainment, Heyman, Incident, interview, IT’S UP, knife stabbing, Minecraft, Netflix, Paul Heyman, Shane, shane mcmahon, smp, Story, upload, Video, Vince, Vince McMahon, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Holy Grails Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ores Mined:	4491	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP, cinematic phrases, classic movies, clever comebacks, comedy, Entertainment, famous dialogues, famous quotes, film industry, funny, humor, iconic quotes, memorable lines, movie quotes, movie scenes, movie taglines, one-liners, Parody, pop culture, sarcastic quotes, witty remarks

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Star Shards Collected:	153	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Enchantments Applied:	246	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

criminal activity, cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, department of justice, domain seizure, Domains, fbi, HackCraft, HACKING, international relations, internet domains, investigation, law enforcement, online crime, online threats, Russian hackers, seized, Seizes, Technology, US

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Crafty Masturbating Miners

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Potions Brewed:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Votes:	328	Magic Items Found:	3936
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

Bosses, classic, customizations, Donations, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exen, Hardcore, Imbalance, Levels, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, price tags, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skills, Survival, Two Years, update, Vanilla, weather conditions

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ores Mined:	1283
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

185.186.143.152:25720

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

banana, butchery, chisel & bits, cluttered, community-driven, CREEPERS, Curseforge, discord server, Extra Dimensions, farmers delight, gaming servers, Halloween events, HANDCRAFTED, Let’s Do mods, Macaw’s mods, Network, peels, plenty more decor and block options, Slip, smp, the aether, the bumblezone

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Animals Bred:	197	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!