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Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crops Grown:	3980	Potions Brewed:	106
Dragon Eggs Found:	9463	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Towns Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Potions Brewed:	144
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Void Gems Collected:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	233	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5388
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8327	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2099

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!