HobbitMC: Quest for Middle Earth

BoxPVP gameplay, Keep Inventory, engaging gameplay, Attentive Staff, HobbitMC

HobbitMC

Join the Fun! HobbitMC is a cool server where players can enjoy a LOTR themed world with BoxPVP. Get ready for some epic battles!

Features:

Custom Mobs: Face unique foes!
Famous Characters: Meet well-known faces!
Currency & Auction: Trade with ease!
Colorful Cosmetics: Look great without spending!
Quests: Complete tasks in every mine!
Keep Inventory: No worries about losing stuff!
Many Dimensions: Explore all over Middle Earth!
Magic Builds: Check out awesome designs!
Pro GUIs: Easy to use menus!
Great Staff: Help is always here!
Cozy Community: Make friends while you play!

With all these neat features, there’s no better time to join HobbitMC and start your quest today!

play.hobbitmc.com

ExFanShitShow Minecraft SMP

viral video, internet culture, smp, criticism, ExFanShitShow

Are you tired of being surrounded by ex-fans who make videos shitting on you? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual empire! Elira thought she could escape the haters, but little did she know, our server is the ultimate safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Elira’s ex-fans green with envy! So why wait? Join now and leave the haters behind in the dust!

Trampolime Minecraft Server

Eviction, compromise, Eviction Notice, Good Tenants, exception

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a trampoline in a no-trampoline zone? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most well-behaved tenants would get evicted for not following the rules! Join us for a trampoline-free experience that will have you on the edge of your seat (but not bouncing on it, because trampolines are a no-go)! Who needs compromise when you can have chaos? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our rule-breaking world!

LoserCraft FunZone

reality check, lashing out, Heartless, friend group, small company

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your leech-like friends behind, especially that one guy who thinks he’s a rap superstar but can’t even bring chips to a party.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even start your own toilet cleaning business (just kidding, please don’t do that). We promise there will be no 3AM calls asking for rides from the bar, only friendly players looking to have a good time.

So come join us and let’s leave the drama at the dinner table where it belongs. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new friend who doesn’t mooch off you for their “music career”. See you in the game!

ShrinkingFriendz Minecraft Server

growing apart, acquaintances, FRIENDSHIPS, close friends, adulting

Are you tired of your friends growing up and leaving you behind in the digital world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about losing friends again! Our server is like a magical time machine that keeps everyone forever young and connected through the power of blocky adventures.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your circle of friends shrinking again. In fact, on our server, your circle of friends will only grow bigger and more hilarious as you embark on crazy quests, build epic structures, and battle mythical creatures together. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole virtual world of pals to play with?

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to shrinking friend circles and hello to a never-ending party of fun and laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockBusterInjury

muscle strain, accident, Trauma, physical therapy, Healthcare

Have you ever been attacked by a pack of rabid creepers while trying to build your dream house in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Unless, of course, you want it to for some adrenaline-pumping action!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes while exploring the vast and wacky world we’ve created.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and mayhem that awaits you on our server. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

BoomCraft: RussianSpyGoneWrong

military intelligence, Terrorism, SECURITY, Moscow, current events

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can be a military intelligence officer from Russia who got injured in a car bombing. But don’t worry, in this server, you can still kick butt and take names while building epic bases and fighting off creepers. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of espionage. So come on, comrade, join the fun and show everyone that even a car bombing can’t keep you down in this crazy Minecraft world!

OrgansRUsCraft

Eating, wildlife, OrgansRUsCraft, biology, Instincts

yo, so like, have you ever wondered what animals are thinking? well, on this server, animals are straight up clueless about their own bodies! they have no idea they have organs inside them or why they need to eat and sleep to survive. it’s like a reality show but in Minecraft! join now to witness the hilarious confusion of our animal friends as they navigate through life without a clue. plus, you can build epic structures and battle other players in epic PvP battles. come join the fun and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into on this wild server!

IntermittentFastingFail41

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and you magically lose weight just by playing. like, you don’t even have to do anything special, just play minecraft and BAM, you’re shedding those pounds like nobody’s business. it’s like a weight loss program but way more fun cuz you’re building stuff and fighting zombies and stuff. trust me, it’s like, science or something. join now and watch the pounds melt away while you craft and mine your way to a healthier you. n=41, that’s like, a lot of people, so you know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft.

Sanctuary Craft

Mayor, epic builds, Minecraft, Towny, Plugins

Welcome to Sanctuarycraft, the ultimate laid-back Minecraft Towny server where relaxation meets adventure! Whether you’re aiming to become a powerful mayor and lead your own town or prefer to be a vital citizen contributing to a thriving community, we have something for everyone. Our diverse range of plugins includes Towny, a Saddle crafting plugin, McMMO, Jobs, the ability to get married in-game, and decorative heads to spruce up and take your epic builds to the next level. Dive into a world where you can conquer challenges, build friendships, and have endless fun. Join us at Sanctuarycraft and create your own sanctuary in the vast world of Minecraft!

play.sanctuarycraft.us

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