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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3760 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Join us and discover a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still hugs).
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been tamed and now spends its days hosting tea parties for all the players.
And don’t even get us started on the size of our diamond mines – they’re so massive that players have been known to get lost for days, surviving only on a diet of enchanted golden apples and pumpkin pie.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the LOLs for yourself. Just remember, when someone asks if it’s really that big, the answer is always yes. Always.