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NoKidsAllowedMC

addict, addicts, aunt, child-free life, children, family environment, guardianship, Guilt, husband, long story, mentally drained, Messes, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowedMC, Prison, RESPONSIBILITY, sister, stress, toxic cycle, toxic family

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and responsibilities in real life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any of the stress? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to place next!

Forget about real-life family issues and toxic relationships, on our server, the only family you need to worry about is your Minecraft villagers! Build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and team up with other players to take on epic adventures.

And hey, if you ever feel guilty for not taking in your nieces and nephews in real life, just remember that on our server, you can create a whole village of kids who will never ask you for anything except maybe some virtual cookies.

So come join us and escape the chaos of real life for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new family of blocky friends to hang out with!

ErectCraft: WetResponsibility

arousal, arousal techniques, Communication, consent, ErectCraft, erection, female sexuality, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Intimacy, male sexuality, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual responsibility, sexual satisfaction, societal expectations, WetResponsibility

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Void Armor Forged:	23
Ores Mined:	6840	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where getting an erection is like finding diamonds in a cave – a total responsibility! But wait, there’s more! Getting a girl wet is also on the to-do list for guys on our server. It’s like a quest, but with more water involved. So come on, join us and fulfill your responsibilities in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible! You won’t regret it, unless you forget to bring your pickaxe. Then you might regret it a little. But hey, that’s just part of the fun!

Island Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Anime, brook, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, franky, Grand Line, ISLAND, Manga, Marineford War, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Pirates, Quest, Roronoa Zoro, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, thousand sunny, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Votes:	8181	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1687
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	6128	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a treasure hunt for the legendary One Piece! Join us and become the ultimate pirate in the blocky seas!

Sail the pixelated oceans, fight epic battles against creepers and zombies, and search for hidden treasures that will make you the richest player in the server!

With custom-made islands, unique quests, and crazy mini-games, you’ll never get bored on this server! Plus, our community is as wild and wacky as the characters in One Piece – you’ll fit right in, no matter how weird you are!

So what are you waiting for? Set sail for adventure, join our server, and become the king of the pirates (or at least the king of the blocky world)!

NoKidZoneCraft

annoyance, Boundaries, care, child, Communication, Cultural differences, discipline, education, family, language barrier, Lazy, Manners, mom, neglect, NoKidZoneCraft, parenting, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, sharing bed, Sleep, Upset

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in your face? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to share a bed with a random child who can’t even speak properly? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just like the OP’s mom, we encourage cozy slumber parties with kids who make up their own language. Who needs basic manners when you can have a sleepover with a child who thinks “palapalapaapapala pan” is a legit sentence?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the worst mom ever encourages her child to crash in your bed. Forget about school and education, just hand them a phone and let them watch videos in languages they don’t even understand. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs CPS or the police when you can have a blast in our small town Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

PixelCrack: Quitting Mine, Crafted Life

addiction counseling, addiction free life, addiction recovery, addiction recovery inspiration, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery motivation, addiction recovery strategies, addiction recovery success, addiction recovery tips, addiction rehabilitation, addiction relapse prevention, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, addiction triumph, addiction victory, beating addiction, breaking addiction, conquering addiction, crafted, Life, overcoming addiction, PixelCrack, Quitting

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Divine Spears Created:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of being addicted to boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your addiction to mediocrity.

Our server is like a magical rehab center for Minecraft addicts. We have therapists on standby ready to help you beat your addiction to boring gameplay. With our insane challenges and mind-blowing builds, you’ll be too busy having fun to even think about going back to those basic servers.

Join us now and let us help you beat your addiction to boring Minecraft servers. Trust us, once you experience the craziness of our server, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to recovery!

CraftyUkraineEU

Alliance, Arming, chief, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineEU, Defense, defense budget, Diplomacy, European, foreign policy, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, military aid, military support, nato, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine, US

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got NATO chief as our spokesperson yo. he be all like “arm ukraine, get that european funding, yeehaw!” come join us for some crazy adventures and political drama in the world of blocks and creepers. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not? join now before the NATO chief changes his mind and starts playing fortnite instead.

Eco Clash Craft

clash, Countries, Craft, cultural backlash, Eco, economic interests, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, environmental challenges, environmental conservation, environmental governance, environmental impact, environmental management, environmental movement, environmental policies, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, Environmental Science, environmental studies, environmental sustainability, opposition groups, research

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8191	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we fight against evil environmental policies by building giant pixel art of trees and recycling bins! we got a secret underground base where we plot our next move against the evil polluters, join us and be part of the resistance! we even have a secret handshake that involves punching trees and planting flowers, it’s lit fam! don’t be a noob, join us and save the virtual world from virtual pollution! let’s show those evil economic interests who’s boss in this blocky world!

Eternal Craft Empire 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4chan, alternative dating, Craft, DATING, digital romance, emotional connection, Empire, ETERNAL, finding love online, gf, internet culture, introverted, lonely, longing for connection, love, niche dating community, r9k, relationship, seeking companionship, Shy.., unconventional relationship, unique relationship dynamic, virtual girlfriend

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Are you tired of being a lonely robot looking for love? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and find your very own /r9k/ gf who will love you for your dank memes and socially awkward tendencies.

We have a special algorithm that matches you with the perfect waifu based on your favorite Pepe meme and level of tendies consumption.

Not only will you find love, but you’ll also have the chance to build your dream fortress made entirely out of Mountain Dew and Doritos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the cringeworthy romance begin!

DeadlyDandelion – Minecraft SMP

Dangerous, dangerous misconceptions, deadly, DeadlyDandelion, Fatal, fatal consequences, Harmless, hazardous, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden perils, hidden toxins, Minecraft, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, potential hazards, risky behavior, seemingly harmless, silent killers, smp, underestimated risks, unsuspected dangers, unsuspecting threats

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5713	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Votes:	8760
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, so like, have you ever been playing Minecraft and thought “wow, I wish I could join a server that’s as wild as my grandma’s knitting club”? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado filled with exploding chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid pandas while trying to build a house out of Jell-O blocks. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the only rule is that you have to wear a pumpkin on your head.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a fashion show. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players strutting their stuff in zombie pigman costumes.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, come join us! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

OddlySatisfyCraft

asmr, oddly satisfying, oddly satisfying moments, OddlySatisfyCraft, satisfying balance, satisfying completion, satisfying complexity, satisfying harmony, satisfying movements, satisfying order, satisfying organization, satisfying patterns, satisfying precision, satisfying predictability, satisfying randomness, satisfying repetition, satisfying simplicity, satisfying sounds, satisfying symmetry, satisfying textures, satisfying visuals

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	370
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Do you find it oddly satisfying to watch a creeper explode in a shower of blocks? Or maybe you get a kick out of building a house only to have it destroyed by a wandering enderman? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is home to a secret society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered. Legend has it that whoever finds the chest will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and mobs? Join now and let the chaos begin!