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KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	1313
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Votes:	5206
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6564	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Anon, blocky, Edition, Girls, girls make, go PLAP PLAP, horny, horny anon, make go PLAP, nutslop, nutslop video, nutslop video game, PLAP, PLAP PLAP PLAP, PLAPCraft, pussy, shoot, smp, Thread, Ultimate, video game, Video Game Edition, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Animals Bred:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2780
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!

MineTunez

favorite genre, favorite genre of music, favorite music, Favorite music genre, favorite style of music, favorite type of music, genre of music, MineTunez, music choice, music favorites, music genre, music genre choice, music genre preference, music preference, music selection, music taste, musical genre, preferred genre, preferred music genre, top genre, top music genre

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence? Join our epic Minecraft server where every block you break plays a sick beat based on your favorite music genre! Dig to the rhythm of heavy metal, build to the soothing sounds of classical music, or fight off creepers with some funky disco tunes. Who needs a jukebox when you have a whole world of musical blocks at your fingertips? Join now and rock out while you mine and craft your way to victory!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Attempt, awkward, cringe, CringeCraft, DURATION, Experience, funny, humor, Interaction, interview, JD Vance, Job, meme, Minecraft, reaction, relatable, Server, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE, Video, viral, Working

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Crops Grown:	6595	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	3965
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

Dad’s Loot Mine

Brazilian law, Dads, ENTITLEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, father’s apartment, father’s assets, father’s death, father’s estate, father’s inheritance, father’s legacy, father’s property, father’s relatives, father’s side of the family, father’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal rights, Loot

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of claiming your rightful inheritance! Just like the player in this story who inherited a big apartment by the beach, you too can become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about building from scratch, why not inherit a pre-built mansion and make it your own? And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover long-lost family members who will try to sabotage your success – just like the aunt in this story who tried to stir up drama.

Join now and embark on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and the ultimate quest for power! Who needs child support when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim what’s rightfully yours – join our server today!