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CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

Assassination, Checking, Conflict, defense forces, Edition, gaza, Hamas Leader, intelligence, investigation, Israeli military, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, News, Operation, Possibility, PvP, SECURITY, Server, Sinwar, Sinwars, speculation, Target, Terrorism

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	199	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	195

So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyKoreaWarriors

aggression, Alliance, confirmation, Conflict, CraftyKoreaWarriors, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, First step to World War, global politics, international relations, Military, mobilization, North Korea, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tension, threat, world affairs, Zelensky

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Emeralds Found:	3874	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

Chatathon, collaboration, Competition, coordination, finish line, Horse, horse race, last moment, mingle, mingling, Race, strategy, synchronicity, Talking, teamwork, Timing, Unity, Visiting, wandering

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	61	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

affordable technology, air pollution, air quality, chemical detection, cost-effective device, detector, e-nose, Eco, ENose, environmental monitoring, Environmental Protection, environmental research, Fun, Oil, oil detection, OIL INDUSTRY, oil origin identification, Oil Refinery, oil spill detection, oil spills, pollution monitoring, refinery, refinery monitoring, research innovation, sensor technology, soil contamination

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Horror Stories Survived:	6

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

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BUILD, cooperate, Equipment, japanese, members, Minecraft, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	5608	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crops Grown:	7043	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

abhorrent, Adventures, atrocities, blocky, Despicable, dictator, disbelief, disbelief in humanity, Evil, fascism, Genocide, history repeating itself, hitler, horrific crimes, Inhumanity, LITERALLY HITLER, Minecraft, Monstrous, Outrageous, Server, shock, This can’t be true, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable atrocities

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3703
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

‘Minecraft SMP – LOL General’

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, Builds, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, general, kai’sa, league of legends, lol, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, smp, sylas, WBG, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

🤣🎮 Join our Minecraft SMP server for the REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

🌟 Our server is so lit, it’s like Worlds 2024 event pass on steroids! We’ve got Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary all hanging out in our world.

🚀 Need some legendary action? How about Dark Star Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana (+Prestige) causing chaos in our server? It’s like a cosmic party up in here!

🤯 And if that’s not enough, we’ve got OP builds and account stats to help you dominate the game. Check out u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics for all the insider info you need to crush your enemies.

👀 Oh, and did I mention our model viewer is so on point, it’s like you’re actually in the game? Get up close and personal with your favorite champions and skins like never before.

🏆 Plus, we’ve got Pickems that will have you predicting the future like a pro. Join our server and show off your skills by picking the winners of all the epic battles to come.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a crazy situation like REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! 🤣🎮

MommaDramaCraft

adult social worker, difficult decisions, end of life care, estranged mother, estrangement, family conflict, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family responsibilities, MommaDramaCraft, Mothers’ care, no contact, OBLIGATION, parental abandonment, Resentment, sibling relationships, Siblings, terrible mother

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Animals Bred:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

destabilization, Disinformation, EU, Europe, extremism, far-right movements, foreign relations, influence campaigns, information warfare, Interference, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, Server, strategy, subversion, Tactics

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!