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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 416 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. So grab your tea cup and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty diamond-encrusted pig steed.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant talking chicken who will challenge you to epic dance battles for rare loot? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a chicken twice your size.
So come join us for a cuppa and a whole lot of chaos on our Minecraft SMP. Just be sure to bring your best dance moves and a healthy appetite for adventure!