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Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dimension Hops:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchantments Applied:	163	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	95	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dimension Hops:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	185	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Votes:	1757
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6725
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

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