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CraftyCapitalism Minecraft Server

Abomination, Absurd, capitalism, consumerism, corporate power, CraftyCapitalism, economic inequality, economic system, environmental degradation, Exploitation, Greed, INEQUALITY, infinite growth, Minecraft, Natural, profit-driven, Server, social injustice, societal structure, unsustainable, unsustainable practices, wealth gap

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7542
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a giant zombie with a diamond sword. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Or when someone accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake that attracted hordes of hungry zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server, where infinite growth is not just a goal, it’s a way of life.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

The Mining Medalchads – Minecraft SMP

achievement, athletes, celebration, Champions, Competition, competition rules, eligibility, Excellence, gold medal countries, medal chads, Medalchads, Minecraft, Mining, national pride, olympics, Participation, podium, pride, smp, Sportsmanship, Thread, TOP 5, Victory, WINNERS

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Divine Spears Created:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Only the top 5 gold medal countries are allowed to post in this thread because we only want the best of the best (sorry, silver and bronze countries, maybe next time).

Join our server if you want to participate in epic battles where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). We have insane events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. And don’t even get us started on our “Sheep Racing” competition – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep zooming around a track at lightning speed.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where only the most elite players are allowed entry. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Just make sure you’re from one of the top 5 gold medal countries, or else you’ll have to sit this one out.

HouseWarmingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, bbq, BETRAYAL, Budget, Communication, Disappointment, Dream House, friendship, garden, gardening, Happiness, house buying, house viewing, HouseWarmingCraft, Jealousy, large dog, Minecraft, mortgage rates, mutual friend, offer, Server, UK housing market, Upset

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Farms Harvested:	958
Magic Items Found:	2022	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dimension Hops:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of house-hunting woes like our friend here? Well, on our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about sneaky friends stealing it from under your nose!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect plot of land, crafting your ideal home, and hosting epic garden parties with your virtual dog (who never needs to be walked)!

Don’t let your friends rain on your parade – on our server, the only competition is who can build the most outrageous, envy-inducing mansion!

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

OpinionatedSisGTFO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, children, Commitment, ENGAGEMENT, family, Happiness, love, Marriage, Naive, OpinionatedSisGTFO, Opinions, Proposal, relationships, Rude, rules, sister, sisterly advice, Stability, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!

Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!

But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!

DeifDownInCraft

Assassination, Conflict, Deif, DeifDownInCraft, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas Commander, Hamas Leader, intelligence, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, News, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Votes:	8592	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	712	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we confirm the craziest things like deif getting rekt by israel! u can be part of the action and witness the madness unfold in our virtual world! build ur own base and defend it from crazy attacks just like deif did (rip deif). join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #minecraftmadness #deifgotowned #israelrules

MetalManiaCraft

cadmium, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, chronic diseases, Cobalt, Copper, death risk, environmental exposure, heavy metals, increased risk, long-term study, metal mixture, metal toxicity, MetalManiaCraft, public health, risk factors, toxic metals, tungsten, uranium, urinary metals, Zinc

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Yo, yo, listen up, gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta check out this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!

CraftyAzurLaneServer

alg, Attilio Regolo skin, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, CN Tierlist, CraftyAzurLaneServer, Discord, EN 6th Anniversary, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, foch meta, Friedrich Carl, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Hammann, Highway Star Rerun, Hwah Jah, Joffre L2D, Kasumi META, Lore, Manjuu Grand Prix Season 3, OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions, PR Research Data, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Royal Fortune, RQ skins, Secrets, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, SR Dupleix, SSR L’Audacieux, SSR Strasbourg, Story summary, U-96, wichita meta, Wiki, Zuikaku STI collab skin

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

🤣 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic event of all time – the OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions! 🐸 From July 25th to August 7th, you can unlock SSR Strasbourg, SSR L’Audacieux, SR DupleixRQ skins for new botes, and even Hammann, Joffre L2D, U-96Zuikaku STI collab skin! Plus, uncover secrets for Hwah Jah, Friedrich Carl, and Royal Fortune – it’s like a treasure hunt, but in Minecraft! 🏴‍☠️

But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates – we don’t want any lost souls wandering around in the Minecraft world! And just FYI, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we communicate through telepathy, obviously. 🔮

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server filled with endless adventures, crazy events, and a community like no other! Join now and let the fun begin! 🚀 #MinecraftMadness

DePINcraft SMP – Master of Minecraft SMP

$6k budget, alternative assets, cryptocurrency investments, DeFi platforms, DePIN projects, DePINcraft, Financial goals, financial independence, high ROI projects, investment opportunities, long term investments, Master, Minecraft, money management, passive income, passive income streams, portfolio diversification, real estate investments, smp, SOL stacking, stock market investing, wealth building

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Potions Brewed:	115
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Emeralds Found:	5179	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of stacking boring old SOL in your Minecraft world? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a player who literally has $6k to spend each month. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, this player is just throwing money around like it’s nobody’s business. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? No problem, our rich player has got you covered. Need a mansion built for you? Just ask and it shall be done. Join us for the wildest, most extravagant Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got cold hard cash, am I right?

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

arab, black clothing, doc martens, dress code, emo/punkhead, Europe, family conflict, life choices, Minecraft, Muslim, Outfit, parents, personal style, presentable, professional photographer, refusing to spend money, Respect, Server, Shoes, sister’s wedding, tattoos, wedding attire, WeddingCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	442	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your unique style choices? Join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want without anyone telling you what to wear or how to look!

We welcome all emo/punkheads, goths, and rebels who want to build and explore in a judgment-free zone. No need to worry about impressing anyone with fancy outfits or shoes – wear your black doc martens proudly!

Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of being true to yourself. Say goodbye to nagging family members and hello to a community that celebrates individuality.

Join us today and let your creativity run wild in a world where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who needs a professional photographer when you have the freedom to express yourself however you want? Let’s build and explore together in a world where being unique is celebrated!

SisCraft: Blocky Family Drama

blended family challenges, blocky, communication breakdown, Drama, family, family conflict resolution, family counseling, family dynamics, family intervention, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, marriage advice, parenting conflicts, parenting struggles, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisCraft, stepfamily issues, teenage drama

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds are taken to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build together with someone you absolutely despise, just like in real life! Who needs enemies when you have step-siblings to fight with?

Witness epic battles, glares that could kill, and passive-aggressive comments that will leave you in stitches. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good old family rivalry.

And if you think things couldn’t get any crazier, just wait until you hear about the funeral incident. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama that unfolds on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family reunion, join us now! Who needs peace and harmony when you can have non-stop entertainment instead?